Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)

[Reply #280 on:]

You are just nominating that because it makes you look better.

I take what I can get. Mostly I just liked the description though.

[Reply #281 on:]

I take what I can get.

Is that your rule for dating?

[Reply #282 on:]

Get that fucking pony out of my thread.

[Reply #283 on:]

It's the irrational disgust that makes it all the more enjoyable.

[Reply #284 on:]

Yeah hands are arseholes.

Sure, let's use some rappers no one has heard of ever, as opposed to an actress who's had several memorable roles and is also sexy as hell. Yeah, good plan.

[Reply #285 on:]

neat burgers.

I'm imagining somebody making them using a slide-rule and set-square, then fussily trimming off stray lettuce and tomato parts using scissors. He's a very fussy burger chef. He even measures out condiments using those fancy pipettes you see in biology labs. Oh, and his eyes pop the fuck out of his head if anybody actually dares to eat one of his creations.

Yeah, my imagination should probably be banned or something.

[Reply #286 on:]

...This must be rectified.

Here ya' go.



Or are you more of a full wave kind of guy?

[Reply #287 on:]

I couldn't really give a fuck about Shatner, not interested in Star Trek.

You and I are enemies now.

[Reply #288 on:]

Sooo I'm now 3 or 4 days late. As far as I know I didn't engage in any amorous activity last month, aside from Saturday with leia Should I be worried...I'm starting to....I'm always on time...

Yeah...about 30 min after I wrote that I am happy to say my worries were unfounded. Yay! No lil freaks this month!

Depending on the amount of flow observed and the composition, this may not mean much. California has many more occult practitioners than most US states, and it is not uncommon for women to be raped and impregnated by demons without their knowledge. I suggest you go to a priest and ask that your uterus be exorcised (the priest will typically dip his penis in holy water, then thrust it into you whilst chanting "in the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost" then douche you with communion wine, and seal up your vagina with communion wafers).

Left untreated, a demonic pregnancy typically shows no signs. Your normal flow of menses will resume in time but the demonspawn will continue to grow in the spirit plane, tethered to you and sipping at your life force by an umbilical composed partly of your own bodily tissue and partly of dark magic. This will have the effect of leaving you slightly weak and confused.

A demon pregancy's duration depends greatly on the nature of the father, with a fire demon's offspring often emerging within weeks, and more complex creatures (such as a half-demon with mixed ancestry from fire and water) taking months or years to be "born". A demon that causes headaches or nausea for example has seventeen seperate types of progenitor, and will take several years to grow to maturity.

The demon's first act is usually to appear on the mortal plane to its mother, whom it will either devour for sustenance before going out into the world to spread wickedness, or in the case of pure elementals, bind her to serve them. Such demons tend not to influence the world directly, but require a human agent to carry out their grand and far-reaching schemes.

I really think you should get that exorcism, futurefreak.

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tnuk is not a doctor, a lawyer, or a priest. Demonolgy is also a very imprecise and ill-understood field. It may be that you are not carrying the spawn of one of Hell's denizens, but it is best to be checked out. Make sure that you see a doctor after copulating with the priest, as you may require a regular abortion to remove the priestchild from you. These grow quickly and can require surgery to remove. They are also thought to be linked to Helvetica Scenario.

[Reply #289 on:]

Si, U make Une Gd Pt.

Y U No say Th At Be Si Li ?

[Reply #290 on:]

Nasal septum. And at least im not a duck.

So did the Native Americans get the stuff free, then have it taken away?

Actually, they got smallpox cupcakes.

Nice comeback, that's a nom.

[Reply #291 on:]

I shave my boners.

I'm easily amused.

[Reply #292 on:]

I don't get how the talking bees in the holiday spectacular "ruined" The Sting either. Does anyone actually enjoy The Sting less when they go back to it because of what happened in a later non-canon episode?

I'm not saying I liked the talking space bees, I just think that saying it ruined The Sting is a rather large overreaction.

[Reply #293 on:]

[Reply #294 on:]

For Freako:

This thread is awful.

Then success.

[Reply #295 on:]

And Andromeda looks lovely.  I can't wait until the Milky Way smashes into her in several billion years.  Maybe we can hang out.

[Reply #296 on:]

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[Reply #297 on:]

This amused me:

Even when I spam like a

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winna, christopher, Danny, take your pick.

, I never make it out of the double digits.

and this actually made me laugh out loud.

I win at life.

Have you had sex?

[Reply #298 on:]

Or nominate ME!

That pretty much guarantees you no nominations from me for the next six months.

Excellent.

Nom for both.

[Reply #299 on:]

People need to get their priorities straight..and start nuking China

That's a QOTD for the wiki if ever I saw one.

[Reply #300 on:]

Add it then... oh wait.

[Reply #301 on:]

Add it then... oh wait.

That's right. You go herp some derp, then come back.

[Reply #302 on:]

First three quotes provide context for the last, which is the nomination...

Happy happy brony: The Hub is free for Dish from today to November 3rd. DVR set  to record everything. I win!

Gay.

Didn't your country almost drown?

And burn, my family lost a few horses in the fires. Ponies died.

(emphasis added)

Turning your own personal tragedy into an effective burn of someone else. Priceless.

[Reply #303 on:]

Anyway this is something I've been taking too long on practicing my portrait skills with Leiapadme and futurefreak. Something looks a little off though

...They have clothes on?

Bingo.

Also, they aren't kissing.

[Reply #304 on:]

The reasons behind [[insert thing here]] do not have to be explained to anybody.

[Reply #305 on:]

:moving remark to the politics thread:

[Reply #306 on:]

Bet you feel silly now.

[Reply #307 on:]

Indeed. Haven't had this much egg on me since I mistook a raw egg for a hard-boiled one last week.

[Reply #308 on:]

Indeed. Haven't had this much egg on me since I mistook a raw egg for a hard-boiled one last week.

You regressed, Gopher. And you lost your sombrero.

[Reply #309 on:]

Can't a guy celebrate halloween a little early?

[Reply #310 on:]

Nope, never!

[Reply #311 on:]

Can't a guy celebrate halloween a little early?

Nope, never!

An excellent argument. I counter with anecdotal evidence: me!

[Reply #312 on:]

Freako, you're both violating the copyright of this drawing I drew in 1998. Which I wrote my name and the date on. I intend to sue FOX for taking my original character "One Eyed Future Girl", as well.

Yeah? Well, I own the colour purple! I'll see you all in court!

And I own the year 1998

And I own foxes.

I own the alphabet. You're all in fucking trouble.

[Reply #313 on:]

Keep it safe for work/school/parents, please. No porn or borderline pornish stuff on PEEL.

Remind me to nominate and vote for mArc at the end of the month. Keeping PEEL clean is worth a thousand posts.

[Reply #314 on:]

I think at least 5 other PEELers agree. heh

Seven of them are winna.

Honorable Mention™.

[Reply #315 on:]

what winna said:

Any good costumes?

What I heard:

U liek mudkip?

[Reply #316 on:]

I am very anal about how I arrange things in my space.

You have to stop before I masturbate myself to death.

[Reply #317 on:]

Can I use the principle of explosion to derive extra sprinkles?

And yet another:

Ask your doctor for a caffiene and beer enema. If it cures you, I'll patent the process and make millions.

[Reply #318 on:]

The only time I got equines and trees mixed up was when I met that horse owned by the O'Sperm family in Ireland; they called it "Angie".

[Reply #319 on:]

Oh Jesus, who the fuck are you? Get rid of that fucking username.

Hey, that's slightly more than 15% course words! Not cool. This is a forum for the whole family, so 10% is the upper limit.

And after all, he outranks you, so mind your language when talking to a superior!

What the crispy stinking fuck is a "course word"? Do you mean curse words? That shit's old hat on PEEL now. We swear like sailors and fart like thuderclouds here. It's just the kind of gratuitiously filthy fucking cunts that we've grown into over the last decade or so, watching ourselves piss our lives away and becoming ever more increasingly embittered that a new generation of slippery little wankers are weaselling their way into the fandom.

As for the whole family, I think you've got your wires crossed. We have a family friendly rating because we've got whole families of people registered as users. That doesn't mean there are toddlers PEELing. Or even children. Well, there is Donny and there's Danny, but fourteen-year-old kids have heard of almost every swearword and deviant sexual practice known to man. Hell, they invent new swearwords, the precocious little twats that they are. They invent the crap out of them. Nothing's more inventive than a boy who's just learned how to masturbate, after all. I remember when I was his age. I think I used to swear like that purely because I liked to piss off the clergy. Those bastards had it coming!

I think my point was that there's swearing, and there's fucking swearing. Danny's post wasn't even offensive. There are posts on this board that'll make your eyeballs bleed, and your arsehole shrivel in distate, bucko.

No, wait. That's valid, but it's not my point. I think my point was that you should take a look around before you chew Danny's arse for the language he's using. There's worse than him around here. Language wise, at least.

That may not even have been my point. I might have lost track of it entirely. Shit.

For the crispy, stinking fuck line.