Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)

[Reply #160 on:]

I mostly just watch the show for the bright colors and the swearing.

[Reply #161 on:]

"You worry about those fighters; I'll worry about the tower!" (And I've been smug about saying it all day).

[Reply #162 on:]

This thread just made me realise how terrible a poster I truly am.

[Reply #163 on:]

This thread just made me realise how terrible a poster I truly am.

Nomnomnom!

[Reply #164 on:]

Cars, electronics and lesbian sex are basically all I need to survive.

[Reply #165 on:]

Network Execuitves Demand...

Nothing Before Season Six is relevant.

You know what's not formula fiction? Star Trek. No need to prove me wrong in my glass house here!

How does this thread do that? Every time I view it on the homepage, the "Thr- Thr- Thr-" changes to "the previous writer". What kind of black magic is this?

Thr- Thr- Thr- Thrilling!

Yes, big problem I have with Harry Potter that its like Star Wars.

[Reply #166 on:]

STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR POOR NOODLES AND THEIR GERMAN HERITAGE!

[Reply #167 on:]

I have no objection to letting them watch once they're old enough to understand what they're watching and they understand what is right and wrong.

We're talking about a 3 year old. A kid who is 2 years too young for kindergarten.

And pointing out that other shows have some aspects of what I point out as adult material fails to address the whole issue. Futurama doesn't just feature violence and references the kiddies won't pick up on. Every episode has cursing. There is no dichotomy between good and bad, and often no consequences when the good guys do bad things.

I'm not saying "OMG Futurama will ruin your child", I'm saying I wouldn't show it to a three year old.

[Reply #168 on:]

That's what happens if you forget to log out of your fake account.

[Reply #169 on:]

A Hyundai is apparently. Out cooled by a Korean car, sad.

To be fair, any car not made by Fisher Price is probably too cool for me.

[Reply #170 on:]

I don't understand how Svip could run out of food in his homeland. I always just assumed Denmark was made of pastries. Why else would they be called the Danish?

There is a big difference between danish and Danish; capitalisation.

Yeah. Danish don't get stuck between your teeth. Danish do.

[Reply #171 on:]

Give up taking showers. Just wait for rain and then go outside.

Bug spray and deodorant need not be two separate purchases.

Dine on free samples at supermarkets. Swipe them all off the tray and into a bag - you cannot be prosecuted since they were offered for free.

Take up smoking and then quit.

Wear the same clothes for a month.

Get out of parking tickets by claiming to be blind - you were unaware that there was a time-limit because the sign is not in Braille.

Homeless people charge far less for sex than professional sex workers.

Affix a rudimentary sail to your car and only drive when it's windy.

Shoplift as often as you can get away with it.

People often carry currency on their person, which is easy to acquire if you incapacitate or kill them.

Impersonate the previous resident of a home you've just moved into to have the power switched back on in his or her name to get free electricity for about a month (this can actually work).

Have friends write up phoney statements of large amounts of money owed by you, to them, then witnessed signing by a Justice of the Peace. You now have legal evidence of dire financial hardship that you can use to gain access to a significant quantity of your superannuation fund despite being under retirement age (I have actually done this).

[Reply #172 on:]

Second. I was just about to nominate that.

[Reply #173 on:]

So far I'm thinking my nominees this month will be Coldy, SoS, and Melll.

[Reply #174 on:]

Abbot fucked a man? But he hates the gays. 

Covering up questions about sexuality that naturally stem from having a wardrobe that consists 50% of spandex. I know the feeling. Just the other day I waved my cock in a girl's face in public, just to be sure that people knew I was a raging heterosexual.

[Reply #175 on:]

And we all know that it's only a few steps from being impressed by a guy to being willing to take your pants off for him.

Whatawut: *says something impressive*
Girl being courted: Teehee. That's quite impressive, Whatawut.
Whatawut: Sweet. Shall we have sex at my place?
Girl being courted: Uh what!? We just met.
Whatawut: Oh c'mon, it's only a few steps from here.
Girl being courted: Ok then! Let's go!

Quoted both because it mentions me, and because it's damn funny.

[Reply #176 on:]

[Reply #177 on:]

If you're looking to have a fact-off with all your many wiki's to back you up, well, you can just go and fact yourself....

[Reply #178 on:]

Excuse the triple post.  The double was justified, but this one I just screwed up and put my POTM nominations in the wrong thread.  Der.

edit again: Danny saves me from the triple being pointless.

*pretty cool Bender gif*
Because sometimes you get that bored...

A haiku you want?
Then a haiku you will get.
Something something yeah.

For External Use Only

[Reply #179 on:]

One does not simply walk into metaphor.

[Reply #180 on:]

I've personally got a list of 1,726 dealbreakers. All part of my 278-step plan to die alone.

[Reply #181 on:]

You'll find that Swedes also deal in Absolut...

[Reply #182 on:]

Again not eligible, but damn...

I didn't indicate which way it moved me... TNUK can be pretty nice sometimes. Like a furry kitty. That scratches out your corneas.

Yay! I just stopped a double post!

Cyberrufies for the win.

[Reply #183 on:]

If I were the President, I'd say, "I do what I want." And then I would.  I'd also visit the headquarters of the U.N. and tell them explicitly that they Fuck.

He'd get my vote. 

[Reply #184 on:]

I like this new person. Very much so.

Obscure pun: the planet that makes monuments to the dead was named "Xenotaph."
 
A cenotaph is "an empty tomb; a sepulchral monument erected in honour of a deceased person whose body is elsewhere."
 
and xeno, prefix meaning alien.

[Reply #185 on:]

Cats are just aware they're better than us.

Ha! When they come up with a better way to clean their assholes than using their tongues, I'll consider accepting this supposed superiority.

[Reply #186 on:]

You people are assholes. I mean that in a nice way though.

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No I don't.

Not that I really think this is worthy of popularity contest nominations, I just thought it was worth repeating.

[Reply #187 on:]

Yeah, I agree. Too many Moby Dick references would've sucked dick!...

[Reply #188 on:]

Professor: Dammit Fry, I told you to not drink Strawberry Milkshake and Masturbate at the same time near my Shark tank!

...

[Reply #189 on:]

How do you have *** with Mystique?

Um. Were you trying to say "sex"?
Why would you self-censor the word "sex"?
Anyway...

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In the arse.

[Reply #190 on:]

This year, I invested in pumpkins.  They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January.

[Reply #191 on:]

The tears of women and children are delicious and good for you.

[Reply #192 on:]

Ineedidly, it can be both. I'm open to suggestions/propositions.

Ineedidly

NOBODY NOMINATE HER!

[Reply #193 on:]

Ya know, I have read that post more that once, and this is the first time I saw that hahaha.

[Reply #194 on:]

Ya know, I have read that post more that once, and this is the first time I saw that hahaha.

more that once

She's done it again!

[Reply #195 on:]

In the name of Noah Webster and all that is holy, NOBODY NOMINATE HER!

[Reply #196 on:]

Noah Webster was an idiot and a coward.

[Reply #197 on:]

Happy birthday to Jezzem, its his fuckin' birthday too you cuntlips.

[Reply #198 on:]

I think Jezzem is biased!

[Reply #199 on:]

I've been in a relationship for about 4 years and boy am I good at masturbating.