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Gocad

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« Reply #320 on: 04-20-2003 08:14 »

Bender: I'll save me.
 - BITW
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #321 on: 04-21-2003 13:08 »

lol that's great. Ah where to start with Futurama quotes. My sig would be one plus nearly every Fry quote.

I like this one from Godfellas - "Let us out. We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them. Now we're bored"
Drippy_Cupcake

Starship Captain
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« Reply #322 on: 04-22-2003 00:13 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2003 00:13 »

I love the part in the one with Zap and he tries to take over the neutral planet (I've seen like 30 episodes in the past few days, so names escape me), but Fry is going over what they are going to do and I've been going through his part right there for the past two days. 

Fry:  We're gonna be like *Fry shooting noises with hand posing as gun*.  And they're gonna be like *Fry explosion noises*.  And then we're gonna have pancakes to celebrate and I'm gonna be like *Fry gobbling noises along with hands "stuffing" face*.

I wish I could act it out so you guys could see because I love doing it.
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #323 on: 04-22-2003 01:45 »

I think Fry's story about the octopus and the grasshopper is still my favorite.

 
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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?"

-cs



"It's toe tappingly tragic."
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #324 on: 04-22-2003 13:16 »

Yeah those are great.
hey Chriswell, how did you get that quote in your signiture. Mine doesn't seem to show.
The Bender

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #325 on: 04-23-2003 16:58 »

                 FUTURAMA

         from the creaters of futurama
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #326 on: 04-23-2003 17:01 »

 
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Originally posted by MattyB:
Yeah those are great.
hey Chriswell, how did you get that quote in your signiture. Mine doesn't seem to show.

First question:
Do you use "Quickpost" instead of "Reply"?
Only Reply has the "Show Signature" option.
The Bender

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #327 on: 04-23-2003 20:41 »

Bender: I never made anybody's life easy and you know it!
Drippy_Cupcake

Starship Captain
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« Reply #328 on: 04-23-2003 23:04 »

The Big Brain:  The big brain am winning again!  I am the greetest!  muhahaha!  Now I am leaving earth for no raisin!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #329 on: 04-24-2003 10:18 »
« Last Edit on: 04-24-2003 10:18 »

Bender: I hate people who love me. They hate me.
Nixpicker!...
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #330 on: 04-24-2003 11:22 »

Bender: I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #331 on: 04-24-2003 13:37 »

Nibbler: "On this auspicious occasion, let the Horn of Eternity cad a thunderous blast!!"
(Nibblonian blows the horn)
*pthbthpb*
Master Y

Crustacean
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« Reply #332 on: 04-25-2003 12:35 »

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!


MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #333 on: 04-25-2003 15:57 »

ah ok. No matter I use quick reply. Thanks Gocad.
zoidyzoid

Professor
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« Reply #334 on: 04-25-2003 20:15 »
« Last Edit on: 04-25-2003 20:15 »

Mayor: "Is this clown on? Where are those daring crimestoppers?"
Leela: "Oh, I completely forgot. I left my apartment on fire"
Bender: "As for me, i'm late for my LSATs"
Fry: "And I can't take life anymore!" (jumps out the window)

Less than hero
zoidyzoid

Professor
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« Reply #335 on: 04-25-2003 20:29 »
« Last Edit on: 04-25-2003 20:29 »

Leela: "Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with Mighty Thor."
Fry: "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus!"
Zoidberg: "I've got just the thing! Genuine miracle cream I bought from a travelling salesman! 'Come one, come all!' he said. 'Step right up!'   This sounds too good to be true, I thought. He said I looked like a smart young man! 'So, is it a deal?' I enquired? Two hours later he was gone, with sixty of my dollars! But I had the miracle cream!"
Farnsworth: *crashes through the wall into Zoidberg's office and lies in a smoking heap against the far wall* "Bad news, nobody. The supercollider superexploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbley cd rack and some of those rancid meatballs." *climbs back through the hole in the wall*


again from Less than hero (good ep, i reckon  smile)
Livengood

Crustacean
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« Reply #336 on: 04-25-2003 20:55 »

Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"

-Brannigan Begin Again
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #337 on: 04-26-2003 01:27 »
« Last Edit on: 04-26-2003 01:27 »

Zoidberg as Bender is getting mauled by the magnetic can opener.

"It's toe tappingly tragic."

-Bending In The Wind

-cs™
Arkard

Bending Unit
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« Reply #338 on: 04-26-2003 06:24 »

"People of earth! I am Lrrr of the planet Nindeno 64. Tremble in fear at our three different types of ships" from AOI 2
or something similar to that. I love the way Lrrr is looking out of his spaceship window.
WifeBTR

Crustacean
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« Reply #339 on: 04-26-2003 23:56 »

Fry: "Amy, you know how at first you like   chocolate but then you start to get tired of it because it alwasys wants to hang out with you?"
Amy: "Huh, you don't like chocolate?"
Fry:"Look could chocolate just let me finish?"
Kristi
Starship Captain
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« Reply #340 on: 04-26-2003 23:58 »

Welcome to PEEL, Arkard.  smile
zyphr

Crustacean
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« Reply #341 on: 04-27-2003 16:38 »

Yeah I love all of those, I bet we've done all of the episodes soon...
But heres two I didn't notice:

Leela's dad: No beer untill you finish your tequila!
 -Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdle

Fry:You thought you could beat me in a contest of wits, but you just meet your equal! (At least I think thats what he says...)
 -X-mas Story

Chalic

Bending Unit
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« Reply #342 on: 04-27-2003 17:04 »

Yeah...that's a great screenname there Wife...uhhh...beater...
the|navigator
Crustacean
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« Reply #343 on: 04-28-2003 06:09 »

Gee... I'm surpised nobody picked this one.

"Bite my shiny metal ass."

-Space Pilot 3000
 When Alien's Attack
 Fry and the Slurm Factory
 Anthology of Interest I
 War is the H-Word

and....

"Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park!"

-The Series has Landed
Chalic

Bending Unit
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« Reply #344 on: 04-29-2003 08:41 »

Welcome to PEEL Navigator.

(Yay!  I feel like Margarita and Kristi :P)
Bolt Rholans

Poppler
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« Reply #345 on: 05-01-2003 16:46 »
« Last Edit on: 05-01-2003 16:46 »

When Leela is fighting her old sexist master Phnog under the wrestling ring:

"See you in girl hell!  I'll be in boy hell, much nicer!"

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"It's just as well, I think he comes from a dimension that's big on Musical Theater"
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Fry: This snow is beautiful! I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.
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For D&D Fans, in Anthology of Interest I:
Gary Gygax (inventor of D&D) "I am *rolls dice* pleased, to meet you"
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The Honking:
Leela: Oh no, there's no exhaust pipe.
Project Satan: That's right. Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived!
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You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sargeant Feces Processor!

Margarita

Space Pope
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« Reply #346 on: 05-01-2003 20:23 »

Welcome to PEEL, the|navigator Bolt Rholans  tongue
Kristi
Starship Captain
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« Reply #347 on: 05-01-2003 20:47 »
« Last Edit on: 05-01-2003 20:47 »

Welcome to PEEL you two.
Zoidberg MD

Bending Unit
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« Reply #348 on: 05-01-2003 22:53 »

Fry: *snore*
Leela: "Oh!"
Bender: "Oh my god!"
Fry: *tap* "Eh?"
Professor: "What the hell have you done Fry?"
Fry: "Relax. She can't be my grandmother! I've figured it all out."
Professor: "Of course she's your grandmother you perverted dope! Look"
Mildred: "Come back to bed dery."
Fry: "Waa! It's impossible! If she's my grandmother, then who's your grandfather?"
Professor: "Isn't it obvious? You are!"
Fry: "Aaaaa! Aaaaa! Aaaaa!"
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Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."
Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"
Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

Have got to be my favorite quotes, Roswell that ends well is just too funny.
zoidyzoid

Professor
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« Reply #349 on: 05-02-2003 03:23 »
« Last Edit on: 05-02-2003 03:23 »

Linda (Morbo's news co-anchor): "Earlier today I visited a shelter for down-and-out robots. Homeless robots, too poor to afford even the basic alcohol they need to fuel their circuits. Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them."

From 'Xmas Story'

Oh, and Zoidberg MD, I like the second quote you posted. That was a classic Farnsworth line     smile
Zoidberg MD

Bending Unit
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« Reply #350 on: 05-02-2003 11:50 »

Farnsworth probably has the best one-liners, when he is awake.
THanks Zoidy,   big grin
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #351 on: 05-02-2003 13:25 »

Nibbler: "It could be possible. We do live long and are celebrated poopers."

I want people to remember me as a celebrated pooper, too.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #352 on: 05-02-2003 15:48 »

Ipji: "So I told Leela; your request for a date is most flattering, but I must decline. These office-romances never work out, afterall that is how I met my horrible wife."
Leela: "But you never wore your ring. I didn't even know you had a wife."
Ipji: "And my wife doesn't know I have a job. I keep my personal and professional life seperate."

Zoidberg: "Finally I have a good claw. See, 3 human females, a number and a king giving himself brainsurgery."

Zoidberg: "I can't spell anything with thses cards."

 - HHRHGB
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #353 on: 05-02-2003 16:40 »

lol Very good ep.
Fender Bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #354 on: 05-02-2003 21:10 »

Bender: "We're boned!"

lol that just makes me laugh, its hilarious....

and in the episode when the go to the planet slurm to party with Slurms Makenzie...and Bender is goin to be turned into the Slurm cans and Leela is goin to be the big Slug and

Bender: "Are we boned?"
Leela: "Yes, we're boned."

i love that, its probly lame to u guyz but hey i love it
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #355 on: 05-02-2003 21:15 »

Bender:  I can't see what's happening, are we boned?
Leela: Yeah, we're boned.
Fender Bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #356 on: 05-02-2003 21:29 »

yep ur right show the true fans i guess....

  frown   frown
WGuy00

Crustacean
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« Reply #357 on: 05-05-2003 04:50 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2003 04:50 »

Fry: WHOOOOOOO!
Brannigan Begin Again
Kristi
Starship Captain
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« Reply #358 on: 05-05-2003 05:00 »

Welcome to PEEL.  smile
WGuy00

Crustacean
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« Reply #359 on: 05-05-2003 05:18 »

Thanks
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