Best Futurama Quotes

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I don't know whether it can be called a quote or not, but I do love the name of an arcade shown in the background in "The series has landed":
NON GENDER SPECIFIC PAC PERSON

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Prof: You can't just waltz into Central Bureaucracy! It's a tangled web of red-tape and regulations. I've never been there, but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find a washroom.
Leela: We need a guide, someone who's been there before.
Prof: Oh, I;ve been there before, lots of times! (insane laughter)

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Fry: I love you
Liu Bot: You
Fry: You
Liu Bot: You
Fry: You
Professor: Great. She's stuck in a loop, and he's an idiot. Well I guess that's love for you.

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Donovan: "Atlanta was a city,
landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism
that they moved off-shore becoming and island, and an even bigger Delta hub.
Until the city overdeveloped and it started to sink.
Knowing their fate the quality people ran away:
Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca Cola, the magician.
And the other socalled Gods of our legends
though gods they were
also Jane Fonda was there
The others chose to remain behind on their porches with their rifles
And one day evolving to mermaids and sing and dance and ring in the new."
Atlantans: "Hail Atlanta."
Leela: "The magician!?"

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fry: wow, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up! - parasites lost

nixon: remember, what the doormouse said, feed your head!

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I'm sure it's been mentioned 100 times but the "Urectum" line is one of the Top 5 Funniest Things I've ever heard.

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Zoidberg: this is one death Zoidberg will not be responable for....... Zoidberg away
Zoidberg walkes out of the room
 -That's Lobstertainment!

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 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!       

         Best Quote Ever!.........

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Nibbler: Fear not, Mighty One. Your missing brain wave makes you invisible to them. So long as you avoid intense thinking.
Fry: Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.
Nibbler: That is most wise.
Fry: Who?

Fry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?

The Why of Fry

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From "My Three Suns:"

Professor: Good news everyone!

Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.

Professor: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol--

Bender: Here it comes.

Professor: --A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.

Bender: Thank you and goodnight.

Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

Professor: Why of course!  It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return.  All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy Of Terror!

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"Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses!"
- Leela

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Bender: Him pending para un bending.

A Clone of My Own

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A Big Ball Of Garbage:

Fry: Don't give up professor! No matter how hard it gets, I never gave up! Hey! Are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up!

Mars University:

Fry: By god, I'll enroll in Mars University and drop out all over again!

Leela: You won't last two weeks.

Fry: Aww, thanks for beliving in me.

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Fry: "... and to rule with insanity, err, integrity."

- My three suns

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"Allright, its saturday night, Iv got no date, a 2lt bottle of chazta and my all rush mix tape - lets rock"

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Fry : Why am I sticky and naked? Did I missed something fun?

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Leela: Now, bees communicate by dancing.
Fry: Like my parents! Oh, wait, that was hitting.

Leela: Activate emergency high-speed self-contained escape pack crisis response units. Quick!
*Jetpack turns on.*

LaBarbara: Husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something up?

Bender: Hey, the guy's dead, there's no law against graverobbing.

Leela: Is this some sort of brain scanner?
Farnsworth: Some sort, yes. In France, it's called a guillotine.
*Farnsworth pulls a lever. Leela ghasps and jumps up just in time to avoid being beheaded.*
Leela: Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?
Farnsworth: Yes, easily.

Leela: I've never been treated so romantically by my imagination before.

Leela(twitching nervously): I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!

Fry: Listen to me, you don't want to lie in bed like a vegetable and do nothing for the rest of your life. I've tried it. Bedsores hurt!

Bender: You were in the best coma I've ever seen!

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Professor: Just ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so hard.
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!
"The Sting"

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Damn, Anarchist already posted by favorite line from the new episode. Leela flying to get Fry's corpse and talking to herself was hillarious.

Farnsworth: "This is no ordinary honey. It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!"
Hermes: "And that's if you're not allergic. You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no."
Farnsworth: "Your insides with boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!"
Hermes: "I didn't want to know!" (start to cry)

Zoidberg: "I just wish I could've removed the stinger."

Leela: "My dream was real. He's alive!"
Hattie: (bangs on wall) "Quit your bragging, my boyfriend's alive too. Huh...not any more."

Leela: "It got through, Fry. It got through."

[Reply #419 on:]

A very long quote... put very, very shortly.
The ENTIRE "Bee Happy" song from "The Sting"

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Leela and old PE captain: "Deadly, deadly bees."

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Zoidberg: "Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you a robot. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do."
     --Insane in the Mainframe

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Leela: "I am not under stress damnit!" (squeeze toy pops)

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From war is the h-word

Cashier: that'll be 40 cents
Fry: I think you're forgetting our 5% military discount
Cashier: that's only for people in the military
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me.
Cashier: Okay, look, our policy is that If you're not completley satisfied.......I hate you

and another one
Bender's top ten words
10. Chump
9. Chumpet
8. yours
7. up
6. pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. my
3. shiny
2. dafidil
1. ass

[Reply #424 on:]

From the DVDs out-takes:
One of the Slurm worm things: Why, you mother-father, you son of a beach towel, you rotten basketball.

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i like this quote "You stink. bender's great. deal with it."

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"Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979 but the average voter is still as drunk and stupid as ever"

Nixon - A Head in the Polls

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When Bender/Flexo sprays clorin on Fry Zoidberg says "That's funny because it's poisonous"

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Is "The Sting" episode of 4th or 5th season? We only have first 3 on dvd at Finland (own em all ofcourse :P)

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There's no real 5th season... it's just that Fox has been so stingy with the episodes it's taken them 5 years to show 4 seasons' worth of episodes.

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Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye,
Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: Just ask the question.
Fry Whats with the eye?
From: Space Pilot 3000

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God, there are just TOO many!

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Hermes : Take a rage dump mon (anyone guess where i got my user name from  ) He's no worse than Bender.
Fry : He drinks, smokes and post naked pictures of me on the internet.
Amy : That's Bender all right
Fry : Im talking about Flexo! Mark my words, Flexo's evil, he's the evil Bender.
Hermes : Raaaaaaagggge Dump

I dont know how to spell lurr so if you dont know who i mean its the main male omicronian (ive prbably spelt the wrong too  )
Free Waterfall Junior (The hippy) : Now everyone join hands, join hands please, i'd like to lead you all in some swaying.... C'mon pay attention..... I said doooo it.
Lurr : Is he your friend too?
Young omicronian : Nope
<Lurr eats the hippy>
Hippy : This is not happening
<crowd cheers>
Lurr : Ohh Uh, i think there was something funny in that hippy.
*A bit later*
Lurr : People of earth... Ohh that hippy's starting to kick in... We've all learned an important lesson today, i realise now that.... Dude... my hands are huge.... they can touch anything but themselves
*his hands touch together*
Lurr : Oh wait...
Female omicronian : Lets go
*Lurr swings cape around and sees how tripped out it looks to him*
Lurr : Woooaahhh
*Omicronian space ship flies off*
Lurr : Woah, i feel like im flying.

Bender : ahh the Crossbow, the pitiless, elegant killing machine... the Bender of the 15th century!
Fry : No good we need something that can take out an entire army
*They see the heat-seeking missile*
All : Wow
*Bender accientally fires a crossbow bolt into his head*
Bender : ....Ow!...

Oh and by the way Hi everybody 

[Reply #433 on:]

lol welcome to PEEL Rage Dump.

[Reply #434 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Welcome to PEEL, FlyingTigress. Enjoy it here.

And allow me to commend you on your excellent taste in avatars.   

Bender: "She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes I'LL KILL YOU AMY she'll be coming 'round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes."

I sing that everyday! It's like a routine!

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Favorite unaired quote:
Farnsworth: Oh, don't worry about the warning lights. The really interesting accidents happen without warning!

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A few of my faves that I've seen so far on the new DVD:

Fry : I'll need somebody who's good at bending. Leela, will you come with me?

Farnsworth : Well Fry, or should I say, Captain Fry? No, I shouldn't, because Bender is the new captain!

Farnsworth : This is a highly controversial mission.
Fry : Controversial?
Farnsworth : Oh, my, no. For this highly controversial mission, you'll need...

Flexo : I really appreciate that!
Bender : Really?
Flexo : Nah, I'm yanking your chain. That was quite annoying!

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Panucchi : Hey! The usual Professor Hawking?
Prof Hawking : No, today id like something good
Panucchi : He he he your alright Hawking i'll getcha the usual
*Later*
Panucchi : Hey Hawking, ya pizza's ready!
Hawking : Toss it in the garbage

The whole song in "The tale of two Santas"
My fave bits are in bold
Neptunians : We are fair and fairly sober
With so many toys to build
The Machines are kinda tricky
Probably someone will be killed
But we gladly work for nothing...
Fry : Which is good because we dont intend to pay

Neptunians : The elves are back to work today. Hooray!

Neptunians : We have just a couple hours to make several billion gifts
And the labour isnt easy
Leela : Then you'll all work triple shifts
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed

All : Its back to work on x-mas eve
Neptunians : <Fatigued> Hooray...

Leela : Although your cold and sad and ulgy
Your pride will mask the pain
Fry : Let my happy smile warm your heart
Neptunian : Theres a toy lodged in my brain

Neptunians : We are getting awfully tired and
We cant work any faster
And were very very sorry
Bender : Why, you selfish little bastards
Do you want the kids to think that santa's just some crummy empty handed jerk?
Then shut your yaps and back to work

Now its very nearly xmas and we done the best we could

Fry : These toy soldiers are poorly painted
Leela : An they're made from inferior wood
Bender : I should give you all a beating but i really have to fly
Santa : If i werent stuck here frozen, i'd harpoon you in the eye
Neptunians : Now its back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye
Leela : You did the best you could i guess some of these gorrillas are ok
Neptunians : Hooray!
The elves are risking x-mas day
Hooray!
Hmmm forgot it went for that long  anyway its all good.
I wish that i lived in the US so i could see some of the newer ones... Auz is only upto about S4E07 or something, ive seen up to S5E06, but ive heard that after that it gets really good, anyone care to back this up?
Thanks

[Reply #438 on:]

Morgan Procter : I should have known you'd come here.  And I did know.  And that's why I came here.

From "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back".

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Calculon: "Do you have another "Go To 10" line?" (just about the only succesful joke Calculon has ever said)