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SpaceMaN

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« Reply #440 on: 08-14-2011 07:39 »

It's been two days ... I say we move on with ...


Professor Farnsworth: "Interesting.  It's not every day you see someone with 2 left hands."
Beanoz4

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« Reply #441 on: 08-14-2011 15:57 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2011 17:31 »

Professor: Oh I havn't been touched by a woman in years!
The Doctor: This makes me miss Leela even more
Futurama's Leela: I'm right here
DannyJC13

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« Reply #442 on: 08-14-2011 16:02 »

Proffeser:

no no
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #443 on: 08-14-2011 23:16 »

Professor: Your from the 80's you say. Does the carpet match the drapes?
coldangel

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« Reply #444 on: 08-15-2011 03:54 »

Farnsworth: "Nom nom nom"
El-Man

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« Reply #445 on: 08-15-2011 06:21 »

Professor: Oh my, a genuine Cherry 2000...
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #446 on: 08-16-2011 01:54 »

And as soon as the Professor came onto Cherry, the costume party became sexually awkward.
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« Reply #447 on: 08-16-2011 11:16 »

Who is Cherry...?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #448 on: 08-16-2011 13:08 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2011 14:54 »

 Ask in the R-rated thread.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Boxy Robot

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« Reply #449 on: 08-16-2011 13:09 »

That's some nice elbow action  flirt
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #450 on: 08-17-2011 03:51 »

Farnsworth: Oh my, yes. This RealDoll is an amazing piece of sexual technology all right. But I think I'll take the one in the scarf.
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« Reply #451 on: 08-17-2011 04:03 »

Professor: I know one of you stole my jelly babies, oh my yes!
Fnord
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« Reply #452 on: 08-18-2011 10:25 »

It looks like it's wound down. I'm going to go with ... Tachyon.

Just as long as I break the "first post is the one that wins" string ...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #453 on: 08-18-2011 12:00 »


 Gee, thanks!   cry

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
winna

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« Reply #454 on: 08-18-2011 19:54 »

Francis: Your hand smells funny.

LaBarbara: Give her the clamps ya dun hibble!
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #455 on: 08-21-2011 09:33 »

Moving along....

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« Reply #456 on: 08-21-2011 10:22 »

Bender: Fuck you, Leela. *Gives finger*

Fry was filled with rage. Luckily, Lrrr was right behind him, ready to beat Bender into iron filings.



(Yes, I know it's not Lrrr...)
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #457 on: 08-21-2011 14:05 »

Nixon's Head: [off-screen] Hey, I'm the one who gets to do the ""V for Victory" thing, Arooooo....!
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« Reply #458 on: 08-21-2011 14:10 »

Bender "Look at my mighty metal finger, and shudder at the thought where it has been...."
coldangel

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« Reply #459 on: 08-21-2011 14:32 »

Bender's Final Thought: Well, we all think inter-species sex is just fun and games. Protoplasm shooting all over the place, the squelch of alien organs meshed with mutant parts; it all seems like good, clean fun. But when the heart gets involved, all your painfully acquired metaphysical insights go right out the window, and you're reduced to battling it out like the rutting chimpanzees you all are.
It's not pretty. If you're in a relationship, and differences over the fundamental questions of species and genetic compatibility are making things difficult, maybe it's time to move on. Find someone new, someone who will accept you and the way your laughably limited human intelligence chooses to codify and rationalise the chaos of existence.
After all, in the absence of a human God, that's all you're all doing anyway.
So remember: take care of yourselves - and each other. Meatbags.

Announcer: Be sure to tune in next time, when three-headed lesbian
strippers battle it out with transvestite non-corporeal porn stars!
Tomorrow on Bender!

Crowd: Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender!
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #460 on: 08-21-2011 18:38 »

If that doesn't win. All hope is lost.
Fnord
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« Reply #461 on: 08-22-2011 09:35 »

Fry finally figures out what "Pull My Finger" means.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #462 on: 08-22-2011 13:15 »

Bender: That's it! We'll all play Twister™ or… no, better yet, Strip Twister™! With blackjack and hookers.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #463 on: 08-23-2011 00:30 »

As the smell filled Frys nose he thought Bender had farted, then realized it didn't smell like Castrol. By the time he realized Lrr had farted, he was already digested.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #464 on: 08-23-2011 00:40 »

I'll give it to coldangel_1.  That was good.

Honorable Mention™ to Inquisitor Hein.
coldangel

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« Reply #465 on: 08-23-2011 03:49 »

I hate having to find new images. Ugh... the burdens of awesomeness...



It's small, but so's your penis.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #466 on: 08-23-2011 05:20 »

Fry: Is he dead? I can't look...

Bender: [kicking corpse] Yeah, he's dead.

Amy: [sniffling] Looks like no more goat's milk for our Admiral Crunch.
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #467 on: 08-23-2011 06:07 »

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: There were blanks in that gun.

Bender: Holy Shit!

Fry: I didn't even point it at him!

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: THOSE were blanks in that gun!

Bender HOLY SHIT!!!
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« Reply #468 on: 08-23-2011 07:25 »

Bender: This... is... New New York! [kicks goat into hole]
Fnord
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« Reply #469 on: 08-23-2011 08:25 »

Bender: (kicks) I ... have (kicks) had ... enough of YOU! (kicks goat over cliff)
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« Reply #470 on: 08-23-2011 13:04 »

Bender: Look on the bright side, meatbags. We've got a new shoe cleaner.
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« Reply #471 on: 08-23-2011 13:50 »

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: There were blanks in that gun.

Bender: Holy Shit!

Fry: I didn't even point it at him!

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: THOSE were blanks in that gun!

Bender HOLY SHIT!!!

Later...

Fry: Bender, about before, I didn't mean to... I-I'm sorry...

A small tear ran down Bender's face...

Fry: Buddy, you okay?

Bender slowly looked up at Fry...

Bender: HOLY SHIT.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #472 on: 08-23-2011 17:07 »


 Bender discovered he was a natural at goat-shuffleboard.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #473 on: 08-23-2011 18:21 »

Bender:  Ugh.  The burdens of awesomeness.
coldangel

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« Reply #474 on: 08-26-2011 00:36 »

Fnord for the Trek reference.
pluche93

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« Reply #475 on: 08-26-2011 02:36 »

Ask in the R-rated thread.

can someone please direct me to this thread?


Bender: And there goes another one of Fry's ''dog''...
soylentOrange

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« Reply #476 on: 08-26-2011 03:15 »

Amy: "Poor Mr. Chunks finally gave up the goat."

Fry:  "This is wrong.  It doesn't behoove us to treat his body like this."

Bender: "Shut up and help me dump him in the river."
coldangel

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« Reply #477 on: 08-26-2011 04:47 »

I said Fnord won.
Any Star Trek reference automatically wins.
Anybody who posts a caption after the winner is declared is automatically banned.
Fnord
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« Reply #478 on: 08-26-2011 09:17 »

Here we go ...



Anybody who posts a caption after the winner is declared is automatically banned.

Even if it's for another picture?
DannyJC13

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« Reply #479 on: 08-26-2011 12:14 »

Zoidberg's idea of a foursome wasn't exactly right...
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