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DannyJC13

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« Reply #520 on: 09-13-2011 15:05 »

Yeah, yeah, I was gonna do it today anyway. _

SpaceMaN, cause I can just imagine that happening.

And a-one and a-two and a--

*CRUNCH* :laff:
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #521 on: 09-13-2011 15:50 »

Hi-O!

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #522 on: 09-13-2011 19:07 »

Slurms Mackenzie: Live, from New New York, it's Saturday Night...!
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #523 on: 09-14-2011 05:35 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2011 07:14 »

Fry: Seems legit.
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #524 on: 09-14-2011 06:27 »

Slurms MacKenzie: After groping floozies all day on the butt, I find myself thirsty. That's why I reach for Slurm!

Narrator (off-screen): Now polyp-free.


Of course, SpaceMaN's sig is a George Carlin quote.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #525 on: 09-14-2011 12:32 »

Slurms MacKenzie: Hey, wait. If we're on TV then why can't we ask the camera crew for help?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #526 on: 09-15-2011 00:39 »

No, Fnord, it's not.  Only 4 in 20 hours?  I need more than that.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #527 on: 09-15-2011 00:53 »

Black girl: Holy shit I'm the same colour as that slug thing
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #528 on: 09-15-2011 07:48 »

No, Fnord, it's not.

Yeah, after I logged off I realized it was Bill Hicks.
Tachyon

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« Reply #529 on: 09-15-2011 10:26 »


Slurms Mackenzie, shouting to the director: Hey -- Frank!  What gives?  You said all of the women would be wearing bikinis!

SpaceMaN

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« Reply #530 on: 09-15-2011 13:58 »

...and the winner is:  Fnord!

Also, yes, it was Bill Hicks' quote.  Been watching a lot of his stuff lately.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #531 on: 09-15-2011 16:09 »

Earth calling Danny ... Earth calling Danny ...

Earth calling Fnord... Earth calling Fnord... :shifty:
Fnord
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« Reply #532 on: 09-16-2011 05:49 »

Gee Danny, can't you wait for two hours? I mean, you were off the radar for a day or two ...

Well, here we go ...

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #533 on: 09-16-2011 13:29 »

Zoidberg: That's my bubble gum! I'LL KILL YOU...!
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #534 on: 09-16-2011 13:29 »

Zodbig: I am impregnanting you
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #535 on: 09-16-2011 14:30 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2011 12:33 »

Zoidberg: Just one more bite, Professor! Here comes the choo-choo...Whoo! Whoo!
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #536 on: 09-17-2011 09:07 »

Zoidberg: I'm so into you...
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #537 on: 09-17-2011 11:56 »

Zoidberg's esophagus polishing service proved to be surprisingly popular, even amongst people who already knew who he was.
Tachyon

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« Reply #538 on: 09-17-2011 14:19 »


You know, Professor, your mouthwash just ain't making it.

SpaceMaN

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« Reply #539 on: 09-18-2011 22:19 »

The 31st Century version of snowballing was quite twisted.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #540 on: 09-18-2011 22:24 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2011 22:28 »

John: Mmmm... Ice cream.

Tachyon

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« Reply #541 on: 09-19-2011 00:44 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2011 01:00 »

The 31st Century version of snowballing was quite twisted.

 :O_o:

winna

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« Reply #542 on: 09-19-2011 01:20 »

Hair Monster: My penis hath fallenth off.

Zodbreg: Here's your testicle back. :)
El-Man

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« Reply #543 on: 09-19-2011 04:26 »

Zoidberg: Oy! And I thought Fluffykins was difficult taking her pills!
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #544 on: 09-19-2011 11:50 »

Zoidberg: Why professor what big sharp teeth you have!
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #545 on: 09-19-2011 13:55 »

Zoidberg: "See, Fry...THAT GUY knows how to open his mouth so I can have a look at his brain"
coldangel

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« Reply #546 on: 09-20-2011 00:06 »

Zoidberg:
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
Don't you make me repeat it.
Have some more pink goo,
Have some more slime.
If you don't like it,
I'll continue to rhyme...
Just eat it... eat it, eat it, eat it...
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #547 on: 09-21-2011 05:58 »

Before I announce the winner, I have a special award for a contestant: x.Bianca.x ... for worst suggestion. (Come on, it's spelled Zoidberg!)

The winner is coldangel, although NastyInThePasty and sparkybarky had good ideas as well. And thanks to SpaceMaN, I never want to see snow again (shudder).

(BTW, I didn't expect to win the contest right before this one ... I thought NastyInThePasty had nailed it for sure.)
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #548 on: 09-24-2011 15:31 »

Hello? Anybody?
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #549 on: 09-24-2011 15:51 »

Hello? Anybody?
Hello!
DannyJC13

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« Reply #550 on: 09-24-2011 20:21 »

Hello!

Spam!

coldangeeeellllll?
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #551 on: 09-24-2011 21:15 »

Hello!

Spam!

coldangeeeellllll?
No thanks I had some at lunch...
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #552 on: 09-24-2011 21:37 »

Yoink!



Thank you for using Stab N' Shank, New New York's premier suicide connoisseurs since 2984!
coldangel

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« Reply #553 on: 09-25-2011 01:46 »

Recorded voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Shank you very much. Have a knife day.
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #554 on: 09-25-2011 02:18 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2011 16:41 »

Suicide Booth: Hello! My name is Stop-And-Drop Montoya! You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Tachyon

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« Reply #555 on: 09-25-2011 04:15 »

:)  (literally LOL)

x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #556 on: 09-25-2011 11:06 »

Knife: I am a knife, I would like to have sex with bonder
Fry: Nooooooo bonder is mein!
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #557 on: 09-25-2011 12:38 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2011 14:25 »

Suicide Booth: You are now dead..
Fry: Noooo I'm to young to die!!!!!!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #558 on: 09-25-2011 12:39 »

[Suicide Booth in Sean Connery voice] I believe he got the point.
Ambitious misunderstood

Bending Unit
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« Reply #559 on: 09-25-2011 12:56 »

Suicide Booth: Please place knife in mouth if you want to learn more about our loyal customer bonus points program.
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