I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #520 on:]

Yeah, yeah, I was gonna do it today anyway. ¬_¬

SpaceMaN, cause I can just imagine that happening.

And a-one and a-two and a--

*CRUNCH*

[Reply #521 on:]

Hi-O!

[Reply #522 on:]

Slurms Mackenzie: Live, from New New York, it's Saturday Night...!

[Reply #523 on:]

Fry: Seems legit.

[Reply #524 on:]

Slurms MacKenzie: After groping floozies all day on the butt, I find myself thirsty. That's why I reach for Slurm!

Narrator (off-screen): Now polyp-free.

Of course, SpaceMaN's sig is a George Carlin quote.

[Reply #525 on:]

Slurms MacKenzie: Hey, wait. If we're on TV then why can't we ask the camera crew for help?

[Reply #526 on:]

No, Fnord, it's not.  Only 4 in 20 hours?  I need more than that.

[Reply #527 on:]

Black girl: Holy shit I'm the same colour as that slug thing

[Reply #528 on:]

No, Fnord, it's not.

Yeah, after I logged off I realized it was Bill Hicks.

[Reply #529 on:]

Slurms Mackenzie, shouting to the director: Hey -- Frank!  What gives?  You said all of the women would be wearing bikinis!

[Reply #530 on:]

...and the winner is:  Fnord!

Also, yes, it was Bill Hicks' quote.  Been watching a lot of his stuff lately.

[Reply #531 on:]

Earth calling Danny ... Earth calling Danny ...

Earth calling Fnord... Earth calling Fnord...

[Reply #532 on:]

Gee Danny, can't you wait for two hours? I mean, you were off the radar for a day or two ...

Well, here we go ...

[Reply #533 on:]

Zoidberg: That's my bubble gum! I'LL KILL YOU...!

[Reply #534 on:]

Zodbig: I am impregnanting you

[Reply #535 on:]

Zoidberg: Just one more bite, Professor! Here comes the choo-choo...Whoo! Whoo!

[Reply #536 on:]

Zoidberg: I'm so into you...

[Reply #537 on:]

Zoidberg's esophagus polishing service proved to be surprisingly popular, even amongst people who already knew who he was.

[Reply #538 on:]

You know, Professor, your mouthwash just ain't making it.

[Reply #539 on:]

The 31st Century version of snowballing was quite twisted.

[Reply #540 on:]

John: Mmmm... Ice cream.

Show spoiler

Zodbig

A much better name, I like it; it's Terrance Stamp plus.

KNEEL BEFORE ZODBIG!

[Reply #541 on:]

The 31st Century version of snowballing was quite twisted.

 

[Reply #542 on:]

Hair Monster: My penis hath fallenth off.

Zodbreg: Here's your testicle back. :)

[Reply #543 on:]

Zoidberg: Oy! And I thought Fluffykins was difficult taking her pills!

[Reply #544 on:]

Zoidberg: Why professor what big sharp teeth you have!

[Reply #545 on:]

Zoidberg: "See, Fry...THAT GUY knows how to open his mouth so I can have a look at his brain"

[Reply #546 on:]

Zoidberg:
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
Don't you make me repeat it.
Have some more pink goo,
Have some more slime.
If you don't like it,
I'll continue to rhyme...
Just eat it... eat it, eat it, eat it...

[Reply #547 on:]

Before I announce the winner, I have a special award for a contestant: x.Bianca.x ... for worst suggestion. (Come on, it's spelled Zoidberg!)

The winner is coldangel, although NastyInThePasty and sparkybarky had good ideas as well. And thanks to SpaceMaN, I never want to see snow again (shudder).

(BTW, I didn't expect to win the contest right before this one ... I thought NastyInThePasty had nailed it for sure.)

[Reply #548 on:]

Hello? Anybody?

[Reply #549 on:]

Hello? Anybody?

Hello!

[Reply #550 on:]

Hello!

Spam!

coldangeeeellllll?

[Reply #551 on:]

Hello!

Spam!

coldangeeeellllll?

No thanks I had some at lunch...

[Reply #552 on:]

Yoink!



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[Reply #553 on:]

Recorded voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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[Reply #554 on:]

Suicide Booth: Hello! My name is Stop-And-Drop Montoya! You killed my father. Prepare to die!

[Reply #555 on:]

 (literally LOL)

[Reply #556 on:]

Knife: I am a knife, I would like to have sex with bonder
Fry: Nooooooo bonder is mein!

[Reply #557 on:]

Suicide Booth: You are now dead..
Fry: Noooo I'm to young to die!!!!!!

[Reply #558 on:]

[Suicide Booth in Sean Connery voice] I believe he got the point.

[Reply #559 on:]

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