I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #360 on:]

You guys are dicks, play the game.

[Reply #361 on:]

Amy: I can't believe you convinced Fry to let you use those marital aids on him and film it!  He didn't even let me spank him when we were going out!  You even make him call you Mistress!
Leela: Wait until you see what I do with the gerbil and the electric nipple clamps. 
Fry: Can we watch something else?

[Reply #362 on:]

Yeah, quit making of Beanoz4 just because he made a mistake.

[Reply #363 on:]

I thought I'd picked a winner, then SpaceGoldfishfromWazn comes and takes it!

(And a kind of an apt caption, if you know where that picture is from...)

[Reply #364 on:]

Oh Fry, I hope whatever Leela did, she used some sort of lubricant.



Anyhoo, Bender is putting on his slutday best, and he wants you to caption it.  Gogogo!

[Reply #365 on:]

Ambush Makeover...of the future!

[Reply #366 on:]

Jersey Shore goes to prison.

[Reply #367 on:]

"2 Girls, 1 CPU"

[Reply #368 on:]

"2 Girls, 1 CPU"

  Brilliant.

[Reply #369 on:]

Woman on the right: There, that's a big as I can make it. But I caution you, it looks completely unrealistic.

[Reply #370 on:]

Trixie: Thank you for choosing D&T Robot Repairs and Makeovers, sir!

Bender: Can it, bimbo! Where the nearest Suicide Booth?

[Reply #371 on:]

Blow up dolls became more doll and less blow up as the years when by...........

[Reply #372 on:]

Brown girl: I don't know how you do it, but that camel toe is a big thumbs up!

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[Reply #374 on:]

And that counts as a caption because....

[Reply #375 on:]

And that counts as a caption because....

Because of the LOL duh. It doesn't have to count, I just wanted to make it. Ignore it in final judging if ya'll want. Won't hurt my feelings

[Reply #376 on:]

We had a motivational poster win one time, and an animated gif another...

[Reply #377 on:]

Trixie: Now you're 40% silicone, Bender!

[Reply #378 on:]

Greetings, drooling idiots.  Put down your keyboards and your Jersey Shore, for I deem the winner to be...

Coldangel. 

[Reply #379 on:]

Yeah, if that didn't win it was going to dethrone this.

[Reply #380 on:]

*bump*

Coldy!  Get in here!

[Reply #381 on:]

Sorry, here:

[Reply #382 on:]

"It's still less repulsive then a Paris Hilton sextape."

[Reply #383 on:]

ZOIDBERG: I'm so into you...

PROFESSOR: Oh my...!

[Reply #384 on:]

And if you call in now, we'll throw in Crustaceans Gone Wild for only ten dollars! ... Okay, five dollars! ... No, wait, we won't charge you for it; it's free! ... H**l, we'll pay you twenty dollars to take it!

[Reply #385 on:]

Freako needs to lear his limitations when drawing porn.

[Reply #386 on:]

Zoidberg: The Professor laughed when I said that I had managed to combine mouth-to-mouth and CPR into a single procedure, but I showed him!

[Reply #387 on:]

Fry(offscreen): If this is how tackle football works in the 31st century, count me out.

[Reply #388 on:]

I, I had blocked this out. I got nothin.

[Reply #389 on:]

Professor: "I wish I knew how to quit you!"

[Reply #390 on:]

^ That one is the least terrible.

[Reply #391 on:]

I, I had blocked this out. I got nothin.

You saw it, you can't unsee it! But you can try by doing the following:

[Reply #392 on:]

Um... Frisco?

[Reply #393 on:]

Professor: Now now Zoidberg, I already told you I'm not giving you my dentures.

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[Reply #395 on:]

"I grow tired of your primitive arguments Fry!  Human flesh makes for a superior bubble gum recipe!"

[Reply #396 on:]

Proffeser: Dam you pool I wanted green not pink. Pink is for wimps almost as bad as orange infact if I saw one sight of orange when I turn around I will kill it with my new invention... The Fingergun
Fry backs out of the room

[Reply #397 on:]

Professor: Into The Blue? Feh! More like Into The PINK!

[Reply #398 on:]

Fry: Why does it smell like fish in here?

[Reply #399 on:]

Professor: "Replicate! Differentiate! Damn you!"

Fry: "What's going on, Professor?"

Professor: "This instant Primordial Soup mix is taking forever to reach abiogenesis!"