I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

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Fry: Bender, I saved you from death!

Bender: But I wanted to be killed. I want to be a ghost and make a deal with the robot devil to kill you!

Fry: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!

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Suicide Booth Exterminate! Exterminate!

[Reply #562 on:]

Fry didn't realize how literal the Sharper Image had become in the 30th century.

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Fry: Come on, Bender, we better get inside before the Professor flips out at us for being late again.

Bender: I'm comin', I'm comin'...

*The front doors to Planet Express open, a knife fires through the door*

Professor: How do you like my new penis attachment, boys?!

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Here's the image again:



And the winning caption:

Suicide Booth: In the event that you are not stabbed, the knife will now explode.

[Reply #565 on:]

 Suicide Booth: You call that a Knife? THIS is a Knife!

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Fry: Allright STOP.  Stabby time!

[Reply #567 on:]

Bender: Ishn't that jusht like a Shuishide Booth? Bringsh a knife to a gun fight.

[Reply #568 on:]

Fry: F***************K!!!!!!!

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And your winner is... AmbiousMissunderstood! Congrats, newbie.

Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN.

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You almost forgot!

Show spoiler

Nice save with the edit.

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I don't care if the winner is announced. I still have to say it.

Fry: Allright STOP.  Stabby time!

I can't touch this.

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I don't care if the winner is announced. I still have to say it.

Fry: Allright STOP.  Stabby time!

I can't touch this.

Oh, you really deserve the year's supply of Turtle Wax, good sir!

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I don't care if the winner is announced. I still have to say it.

Fry: Allright STOP.  Stabby time!

I can't touch this.

I don't want to touch this.

"Looks like he's got a sand crab in his knickers ... Maybe it's Satan's ***** burning a hole in his stomach lining."

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Wow, this thread is dead...

[Reply #575 on:]

I think a thread has to be inactive for a little* more than 3 days to be considered "dead"...

*And by a little, I mean a lot.

[Reply #576 on:]

The captions have been coming slowly as of late... perhaps we should let the caption thread lie fallow for a month or two.

[Reply #577 on:]

This thread was started on May 31, five months ago. 577 posts in five months...yeah, that velocity is a little high. I think people just need a break from being so witty.

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This thread was started on May 31, five months ago. 577 posts in five months...yeah, that velocity is a little high. I think people just need a break from being so witty.

Only the wimps do.

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I was only using half of my wit.

[Reply #580 on:]

I'm relatively new to the game, so I'm not tired of it at all. But, it seems like there's not a whole lot of enthusiasm for it right now, which doesn't make it as fun for me.

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Eh, it's been a while.

[Reply #582 on:]

Suddenly, the Professor regretted being talked into "XTREME BADMINTON!!!"

[Reply #583 on:]

The Professor suddenly realized that this episode was to scary and the rating should be raised to a TV180

[Reply #584 on:]

Farnsworth couldn't quite make out what the green object was. Then it hit him.

[Reply #585 on:]

Your pun is bad and you should feel bad!  (but it's better than any caption I've thought up for it so far)

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Why the Micro-people from Picoplanet 4 picked the Professor as their first contact, nobody could figure out. It turned out they thought his glasses were a landing pad.

[Reply #587 on:]

Back in the lab, the doomsday device and boomerang hybrid sounded like a good idea--in theory. But in execution, now the professor was not so sure.

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Professor (thinking): "This is the lamest framegrab yet."

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Farnszilla is targeted by the military.

[Reply #590 on:]

Professor: what is that green thing???????
Green thing: I am a green rocket pocket fox space ship and I am going to hit you in the face!
Professor: Oh nooooo

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Bianca wons

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After Farnsworth requested the microphone be moved closer, he got a closer view of the object. "Maybe it's not a microphone after all," he thought. "Maybe I need to get new glasses."

(Yes, I know; it's a bit on the lame side. But Beanoz4, spira, and sparkybarky took all the good ones.)

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Professor:
Ohhhh FUCK!

That's right - FUCK! Someone has to take advantage of the lax censorship of our new network, and I'm going to...

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

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(Yes, I know; it's a bit on the lame side. But Beanoz4, spira, and sparkybarky took all the good ones.)

Really you think mine was that good?!? 

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Happy Valentines Day, Hubert.
 Love Mom

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Professor Lawrence: Oh my... its fellen off again.

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Professor (thinking): "This is the lamest framegrab yet."

Not as bad as those keys from The Series Has Landed...

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I don't get it.

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(Yes, I know; it's a bit on the lame side. But Beanoz4, spira, and sparkybarky took all the good ones.)

Really you think mine was that good?!?  

It made me go back and look at the original framegrab, because I hadn't noticed the TV14 before.

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I came up with another caption, but I'm going to stick with the one I had originally.