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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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Professor: See this button, Bender? This button causes my latest doomsday device to destroy all organic life-forms. [Giggles insanely] Bender: Neat! [Presses said button] Professor: [Not noticing] … No, wait. Not organic life-forms, the other kind.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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SpaceMaN wins. I can hear Bender and the Professor singing now.
And. They. Will. Not. Shut. Up!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Human Bender: Mmmmmm, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer....... ...........
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Beer goggles? Is that when I pour beer into my own eyes?
Leela: Actually, it's
Bender: Shut up, I'm already doing it!
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Three things Homer Simpson has never done: Time Travel
Wrong. Watch 'Treehouse of Horror V'.
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SpaceMaN
Urban Legend
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« Reply #336 on: 07-25-2011 17:17 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2011 17:19 »
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Gotta go with El-Man. Don't know why everyone made it a Homer Simpson thing. Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN. (You expected someone else?)
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Aki
Professor
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Wrong. Watch 'Treehouse of Horror V'. Since when is Treehouse of Horror canon?
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Since when is Treehouse of Horror canon?
Nibbs didn't say it had to be canon, he just meant in general.
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Amy: Hey Leela, remember when we fell on top of each other and our tongues 'accidently' went into each other's mouths and we made out?
Leela: You bet I do, baby.
Fry: *Thinking* Must... Hide... Boner!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
Fry: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
Amy: She's not bad. She's just drawn that way.
Fry: You're one to talk.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Amy: Hey Leela, remember when Fry and I used to date? Did he ever do that weird thing with you where he --
Fry: [thinking] God, this is like some terrible nightmare...so why isn't there an ad for Lightspeed Briefs?
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Told you I knew how long her would make that face for
....... Wat.
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