I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #480 on:]

Hermes: Kiss my front butt!

[Reply #481 on:]

Leela: I spine with my humongous eye...

Fry: ...I don't have time to play games, I can't take this Muppet state any longer... I might have to go and Kermit suicide if I stay like this

[Reply #482 on:]

The latest series of Toynami action figures suffers from several collectible design flaws.

[Reply #483 on:]

Leela: When I said that I wanted to be horribly mutilated, I didn't mean this much!

[Reply #484 on:]

They decided to leave this parallel universe as quickly as possible...

[Reply #485 on:]

Fry: Well the simpsons are yellow so I wanna be green!
Leela: Now I dont have to worry about getting fat!
Hermes: Hey I can now see my feet!

[Reply #486 on:]

The what if machine really screwed the pooch on this one.

[Reply #487 on:]

Here we go ...

Leela: Damn it, Professor, you never said Employee Experiment Month would become an annual event!

Hermes: He's exploiting da 'lab rat' clause in our contracts...

Fry: Hey, I was green last year!

[Reply #488 on:]

Matt's original idea for the show was a zany medical comedy in space called "Fututrauma".

[Reply #489 on:]

Holy not on the first page bump, Batman!

The combined limbo version of "Macarena" and "Walk Like an Egyptian" was a hit at the Planet Express Halloween Party.

[Reply #490 on:]

And the award goes to ...

Huh? Leela?

--- Wait. What are you people? Idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. ---

Otis P Jivefunk!

[Reply #491 on:]

 Maybe Otis has left the building.

[Reply #492 on:]

24-hour Yoink...!

[Reply #493 on:]

Porn now shot in front of a live audience. Bender was glad he got drunk to ease the tension baby. Just gotta relax.

[Reply #494 on:]

Bender: Wait a second, why am I dressed like a little girl? You said this was gonna be my break! I supposed to have a starring role!
Leela: You will. On "To Catch a Predator".

[Reply #495 on:]

Fry: (offscreen) Neat! (takes picture)

At that moment, Bender decided to kill Fry.

[Reply #496 on:]

Fnog: Look, it comes down to this: Do you want to be in the last Classic Episode or not?

[Reply #497 on:]

Fnog was pleased at Bender's use of Stinkeye, in every way.

[Reply #498 on:]

Fnog: You shall pray, just pray for death! You shall be defeated! I shall arise victorious!

Bender: Sheesh! Who is this shrimp, Big Boots?

Leela: He's my old Combat Quips instructor...

[Reply #499 on:]

Bender: "Oh, I knew 0010101000001 was such a cliched answer to the judge's question. I should have just said, 'World peace!'"

Leela: "It's okay, Bender, there's still the talent portion. Remember, Miss America's Sweetheart Robot judges love jazz hands. Now go out there and tap like the wind!"

Fnog: "Who you kidding? It's all about the T&A!"

[Reply #500 on:]

i_c_weiner takes it.

[Reply #501 on:]

Time's up! (Also, my 4000th post! )

[Reply #502 on:]

Turning the oxygen off didn't work last time, so now new methods are required...

And the award goes to ...

Huh? Leela?

--- Wait. What are you people? Idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. ---

Otis P Jivefunk!

Thanx. I didn't expect to win, soz I should've checked sooner ...

[Reply #503 on:]

Leela: Tsk tsk'ing "Mr. Mobius, I see gingivitis, a lot of tooth decay, and the beginnings of gum recession. If things don't improve, you're going to need a a root canal, which is always more painful in the fourth dimension. Now gargle and spit."

[Reply #504 on:]

Leela: The shark still looks fake.

[Reply #505 on:]

Hermes: I knew that Zoidberg's species had many different forms, but I was not expecting this...

Also, nice screenshot

[Reply #506 on:]

Leela: Thee I invoke, the Bornless one.
Thee, that didst create the Earth and the Heavens:
Thee, that didst create the Night and the day.
Thee, that didst create the darkness and the Light.
...

[Reply #507 on:]

Amy: Hey, I ordered the Big Gulp not the Big Chomp!

[Reply #508 on:]

Leela:  And a-one and a-two...

[Reply #509 on:]

Also, nice screenshot

Thanks, I took it myself.

[Reply #510 on:]

Leela: Don't worry guys I'll get you out of there
*Starts hitting shark with a stick*
Leela: Bad boy

[Reply #511 on:]

Leela was too busy scrubbing the huge whale's teeth to realise that it had eaten her friends, but Amy and Bender realised that they couldn't match the joy of cleaning huge space mammal teeth.

[Reply #512 on:]

Leela discovered a talent for sculpting when she took an art class, but her redecorating of the ship's interior freaked everyone out.

[Reply #513 on:]

Leela:
To the last, I grapple with thee!
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
For hate's sake, I spit my last...

Fry:
Wrath of Khan. Bam!

Amy:
It's from Moby Dick.

Fry:
Nope - Wrath of Khan. Trust me, I've seen it like seven billion times.

Leela:
IT'S FROM BOTH!!

[Reply #514 on:]

Bender: We're doomed!
Amy: I don't want to die!
Leela: Don't worry everyone!  With this tiny knife I will avenge all your deaths!

[Reply #515 on:]

Leela: "Veterinary dentist....sure, when I read the job description, it did SOUND good..."

[Reply #516 on:]

Bender: We're doomed!
Amy: I don't want to die!
Leela: Don't worry everyone!  With this tiny knife I will avenge all your deaths!

That made me laugh out loud

[Reply #517 on:]

Universal Studios in Orlando was a bit more intense than the crew expected.

[Reply #518 on:]

@jeepdavetj, I really like that one!

[Reply #519 on:]

Earth calling Danny ... Earth calling Danny ...