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Cinimod

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« Reply #200 on: 09-20-2008 09:35 »

Zoidberg would be happy! His tail is wagging

What if Fry was 500 feet tall?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #201 on: 09-20-2008 17:18 »

Then he'd trash New New York until he faced off against Mecha-Zoidberg and Bender the Three-Headed Robot.

What if Giant Zoidberg and Bender faced off against Godzilla?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #202 on: 09-20-2008 17:49 »

Zoidberg would be lobster baked so long as fry didn't destract bender, and godzilla and bender would team up to destroy the meat bags.

What if Zoidberg had mated with edna and died?
Cinimod

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« Reply #203 on: 09-20-2008 22:16 »

Then Hermes would be a happier man!!

What if Leela married Kif?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #204 on: 09-20-2008 22:37 »

Then Kif would be her little squeezle....

What if Zoidberg had killed Fry in Claw Plaque?
Cinimod

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« Reply #205 on: 09-20-2008 22:42 »

Then Edna would have mated with him?

What if Fry had mated with Edna?
suss6052

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« Reply #206 on: 09-20-2008 22:45 »

Then she would die and have horrific lobster/human hybrid babies...

What if Fry mated with Leela?
Cinimod

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« Reply #207 on: 09-20-2008 22:47 »

Then They would have little mutant/ mighty one hybrid kids

What if Bender mated with Amy????
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #208 on: 09-20-2008 22:57 »

Then...that wouldn't make much sense.

What if Amy mated with me? flirt
Cinimod

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« Reply #209 on: 09-20-2008 22:59 »

Then you would be a thousand years in the future.

what if Amy mated with zoidberg??
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #210 on: 09-20-2008 23:01 »

Same basic off spring as edna and fry, only with amy as the carrier.

What if Kif mated with edna?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #211 on: 09-20-2008 23:02 »

They would both have weird Kids!

What if Zoidberg was Human?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #212 on: 09-20-2008 23:05 »

Then he might know more about the human anatomy
What if bender wasn't as evil?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #213 on: 09-20-2008 23:20 »

Then he'd be less fun.

What Professor Stephen Hawking's head could talk normally due to 30th century technology?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #214 on: 09-20-2008 23:22 »

Then he would be a lot more fun.

What if Leela had done something with her hair?
Frisco17

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« Reply #215 on: 09-20-2008 23:55 »

Nobody would notice except for Fry.

What if Fry redid his hair?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #216 on: 09-21-2008 00:03 »

Then everyone would laugh at him.

What if Amy had never met Kif?
Cinimod

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« Reply #217 on: 09-21-2008 09:21 »

Then Amy would still be pretending to be Fry's boyfriend.

What if Leela had kept her old job?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #218 on: 09-21-2008 14:58 »

Then she'd be miserable.

What if Zoidberg faced off against the Gill-Man from The Creature From The Black Lagoon?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #219 on: 09-22-2008 17:17 »

Zoidberg would be whoop whoop whooping and trying to plead for his life.

What if Fry had never met bender?
Cinimod

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« Reply #220 on: 09-22-2008 18:39 »

Then no-one would have solved the mystery of the missing ring.

What if Zoidberg and Leela got married?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #221 on: 09-22-2008 18:47 »

Then when Leela got angry she would clam bake zoidberg.

What if Amy killed Leela?
Cinimod

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« Reply #222 on: 09-22-2008 18:49 »

Then she would be alot more impulsive

What if Zoidberg won the spanish national lottery?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #223 on: 09-22-2008 18:52 »
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Zoidberg would spend it on surgery to look more human but keep the ink pouch.

What would happen if there was a Planet Express Theatre-Length Movie?
Cinimod

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« Reply #224 on: 09-22-2008 19:00 »

Bender would ask Calculon to be in it, and when he didn't win an oscar...
You know the rest

What if Bender got frozen for 1000 years?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #225 on: 09-23-2008 05:43 »

Then he'd discover the head of the Statue Of Liberty and bellow "You MEATBAGS! You blew it up! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!" wink

What if the PE express ship had in-flight movies?
no.9 man

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« Reply #226 on: 09-23-2008 18:02 »

Everyone would get distracted and they would crash the ship.

What if Zoidberg was a cyclops like leela?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #227 on: 09-24-2008 03:20 »

He would be an even worse doctor.

What if Leela had three eyes?
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #228 on: 10-05-2008 15:27 »

She'd be an even better Captain.

What if Kif had no eyes, and relied on sonar to get around?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #229 on: 10-05-2008 15:50 »

Then he'd keep "accidentilly" bumping into Amy's boobs.

What if Hermes didn't need glasses?
Leela_Fry_Love

Crustacean
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« Reply #230 on: 10-08-2008 19:07 »

then hed be anal for less than 50% of the time

What if Zoidberg died
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #231 on: 10-08-2008 22:10 »

Then he'd forget to use question marks at the end of sentences. wink

What if Amy slept with Hermes?
kisskiss

Crustacean
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« Reply #232 on: 10-11-2008 03:35 »

I think the word we're looking for here is "ho bag" laff

What if Hermes hadn't requisitioned his groove back?
Cinimod

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« Reply #233 on: 10-14-2008 20:51 »

Then Bender would still be without a brain and The Australian Guy would have alot less labour.

What if Fry went to France?
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #234 on: 10-14-2008 21:52 »

He'd fry, the Eiffel tower is electrified and he would feel compelled to lick it

What if Pazuzu fought godzilla? ( completely random, I know )
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #235 on: 10-14-2008 22:58 »

The Pazuzu would be acompanied by a pair of teeny-tiny little twin French girls singing on the sidelines.

What if Pazuza fought Mothra?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #236 on: 10-15-2008 02:15 »

Many Japanese extra's would be killed.

What if Bigfoot fought Lrr?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #237 on: 10-15-2008 06:02 »

Lrrrr would be so charmed by his little feet he'd adopt him as a pet.

What if Popplers weren't sentient creatures?
Cinimod

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« Reply #238 on: 10-17-2008 19:24 »

Then Fry would have eaten too many and Got fatter than Bender in tales of interest II

What if Zoidberg was adopted by Mom?
no.9 man

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« Reply #239 on: 10-17-2008 20:54 »

His name would become Dr John Zoidmom.

What if MOM and sal got married and had kids?
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