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NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #280 : 11-11-2008 21:22 »

Then Leela wouldn't be lonely anymore.

What if the mutants formed a basketball team and took on the Globetrotters?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #281 : 11-11-2008 22:47 »

The globetrotters would win and shove it in thier face, and the mutans would return to the sewers.

What if a suppository was made to dedeform the mutans?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« #282 : 11-12-2008 00:13 »

Leg mutant would not be able to take it.

What if Leg Mutant threatened to kick your ass?

Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #283 : 11-12-2008 00:51 »

Id tear him an ass hole.

What if robots could mutate?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« #284 : 11-12-2008 10:20 »

They would become cyborgs and would finaly have emotions.

What if Fry mutated?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« #285 : 11-12-2008 12:21 »

They would become cyborgs and would finaly have emotions.

What if Fry mutated?

Being your own grandfather and lacking the delta brain wave isn't enough of a mutation for you? then well he'd be more hideous and then leela would never have anything to do with him any more, but her parents will become his new best friends.

What if Leela had known she was a mutant before Fry fell into lake mutagenic in I second that emotion (without actually mutating as shown in the episode, therefore making him a mutant already by standard of the show)?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« #286 : 11-12-2008 12:56 »

They would fall in love and have children.

What if Zoidberg fell in love with Leela?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« #287 : 11-12-2008 13:45 »

His shell would crack from repeated boots to the head.

What if Leela changed from boots to a nice sensible pair of sneakers?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #288 : 11-12-2008 14:06 »

Then her kicks wouldn't be as effective.

What if Leela wore spike heels? :flirt:
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #289 : 11-12-2008 17:36 »

Then all the people she kicked would either be dead or in traction.

What if Fry, Bender, Mad Hatter Bot, Zoidberg, Malfunctioning Eddie formed a grunge rock band?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #290 : 11-12-2008 21:42 »

Then they'd be forced to constantly CHANGE PLACES!!! during a set.

What if Bender had realized his dream to drift forever...but through the American Southwest?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #291 : 11-12-2008 23:09 »

Then they'd be forced to constantly CHANGE PLACES!!! during a set.

(that would be an awsome band, you could call them Frying Mad Hatters)
 Hed become a Robo Cattletronboy. He would be the most rooten tooten Cattletron driver around. He would become a respected ranch owner and make millions hustling people out of money in various ways.

What if Bender became a Ranching Mob boss in the southwest?
I.C. Weiner

Bending Unit
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« #292 : 12-04-2008 06:59 »

Orphanaria the world over would be completely vacated and Soylent Cutie Muffin Gumbo would become the new culinary craze.

What if in the last movie the Professor's head is put into a jar?
Smarty

Professor
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« #293 : 12-11-2008 20:31 »
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He wouldn't have been able to swallow the keys, so he'd get depressed. Everyone would get bored, so he'd be ignored and eventually flushed down the toilet one day at night, when Zoidberg thought he was a dead fish in the new fish tank the Professor bought the day before.

Who would go to find the Professor after he got flushed?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #294 : 12-11-2008 23:08 »

A: Scruffy.

Q: What would Scruffy do when he found him?
Scroto.the.Dwarf

Crustacean
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« #295 : 12-18-2008 00:54 »

instead of rescuing him, claim he was on break and leave him there

what would scruffys break consist of?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #296 : 12-18-2008 03:21 »

Fifteen minutes' worth of flipping through nudie magazines and sipping coffee.

What if Roberto lost his stabbing knife?
I.C. Weiner

Bending Unit
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« #297 : 12-18-2008 06:47 »

He would make a stabbing shiv from the remains of previous stabbing victims and continue on his merry way.

What if Roberto's anger was turned toward the creepy hair robot?

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #298 : 12-19-2008 03:33 »

The world's creepiness level would decrease significantly.

What if Amy and Leela swapped hairstyles?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #299 : 12-19-2008 03:40 »

Then Amy would cut her ponytail while Leela styled her bangs to cover her eye.

What if Fry and Hermes swapped hairstyles?
Smarty

Professor
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« #300 : 12-19-2008 04:16 »

Then Fry would become so intrigued with the dreadlocks that he'd fall down the stairs and go to the hospital, and Hermes would end up cutting off the "hair horn" and making it presentable and all that junk.

What if Fry got a concussion?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #301 : 12-19-2008 04:39 »

I think Smarty should post more pictures of herself.
Smarty

Professor
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« #302 : 12-19-2008 04:48 »

That statement creeps me out just a little more than it made me laugh.

The problem is there are limited good pictures of me because I am always the one who is stuck holding the camera. It is always because I want to, then I just get bored...

No, really, that was random, Books.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #303 : 12-19-2008 05:13 »

hahaha, your post made me laugh too, I like you. :)
* Books gives Smarty a big internet huggle
Smarty

Professor
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« #304 : 12-19-2008 05:16 »

Why, thank you!
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« #305 : 12-19-2008 21:20 »

Erm...Fry would remember that he saved the universe.

What if Hermes found out that paperwork was made illegal for humans to do?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #306 : 12-20-2008 00:45 »

He would flake out and go on a shooting rampage.

What if Hermes tried to kill the P.E. crew?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #307 : 12-20-2008 03:15 »

We would get through Zoidberg and the Professor before Leela killed him.

What if Amy went on a rampage?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #308 : 12-20-2008 04:13 »

Then everyone would get assaulted by nonsense exclamations ("Spleesh...!")

What if Zoidberg went on a rampage?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #309 : 12-20-2008 14:36 »

He'd eat the evidence.

What if the Professor went on a rampage?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #310 : 12-20-2008 17:04 »

It'd be a very slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w, creaky rampage.

What if Fry played Rampage (the video game)?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #311 : 12-20-2008 22:06 »

He would quickly anihilate the entire virtual planet.

What if Leela and Bender played Halo with Fry?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #312 : 01-04-2009 16:50 »

*cough* Wow, its been a while since anyone touched this topic. Look at all the dust!!

Anyway, Fry would ultimately win and do his victory dance while Bender yells "I'll kill you!!"

What if Bender had decided to fall in the black hole with the Countess?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #313 : 01-04-2009 16:52 »

The black hole would spit them back out

What if Fry was really dead if that Bee really stung him?

fuck i'm stupid
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #314 : 01-04-2009 16:56 »

Well, it did really sting him. So I guess Leela would ultimately go insane and end up the Asylum for Criminally Insane Humans along with all the poor people.

What if Amy had actually used her wealth for good, like donating to charities?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #315 : 01-05-2009 01:49 »

Poverty would be wiped out.

What if the Professor chose Fry as his heir instead of Cubert?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #316 : 01-05-2009 02:16 »

Fry would eventually grow bored and watch some Cop Department.

What if Slurm had been outlawed?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #317 : 01-05-2009 03:54 »

Then Fry would try to mix up a homemade substitute in Bender's chest cavity, leading to disaster.

What if Slurm was not highly addictive?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #318 : 01-17-2009 12:38 »

Then there wouldn't have been an episode about it :confused:

What if Fry wore a BLUE jacket? :eek:
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« #319 : 01-18-2009 07:11 »

Then Leela would have a yellow jacket.

What if Amy was Russian?
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