Oh PEEL members, we beseech thee. What if...that thing I said!

[Reply #240 on:]

Mom wouldn't hold up a job for long now that Sal owns MOM Corp, or MAN Corp where he sells Jockstraps and Girdles. Sal get's the kids and they all turn... well, let's just say MOM isn't on their mind.

What would happen if MOM and Fry got together?

[Reply #241 on:]

Bender would take this opportunity to use Fry as an excuse of getting free Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

What would happen if Zoidberg could become invisible?

[Reply #242 on:]

It wouldn't matter, because his stink gland would still make his presence known.

What if Zoidberg surgically implanted his stink gland into Fry?

[Reply #243 on:]

Fry would have an even harder time getting a date with Leela.

What if Zoidberg had Fry's hair?

[Reply #244 on:]

He would scuttle around showing it off to the rest of the crew. He would also try and see if it could win him a free meal. And if it was a wig, he would eat it.

What if Bender became Hermie's assistant?

[Reply #245 on:]

Then Hermes would fire him for general incompetence

What if Fry had Married Colleen?

[Reply #246 on:]

Then he'd have to share his honeymoon with those other guys.

What if Fry didn't chew gum while making love?

[Reply #247 on:]

He would become normal.

What if NastyInThePasty asked relevant questions?

[Reply #248 on:]

Then you wouldn't have asked that question.

What if Zoidberg challenged Calculon to claw-plock?

[Reply #249 on:]

Calculon would accept but he would then send Boxy Robot in his stead.

What if Boxy went up against Zoidberg in Claw-plok?.

[Reply #250 on:]

Boxy would fall on Zoidberg, squashing him.

What if Zoidberg challenged Leela to claw-plock?

[Reply #251 on:]

Leela would win, and mate with Harold Zoid!:laff:

What if Monique fought Harold Zoid in Claw-Plock

[Reply #252 on:]

Monique would kill Zoid.

What if she buried the body on decapod 10?

[Reply #253 on:]

Then Zoidberg would dig it up and put it on the mantel peice

What if Bender maried Monique?

[Reply #254 on:]

Then bender would have 4 children.

What if All my circuits finally finished?

[Reply #255 on:]

Then it would be the ruin of Calculon

What if Coillete had got pregnant from Calculon?

[Reply #256 on:]

She couldn't, she is a robot.

What if robots could get pregnant?

[Reply #257 on:]

They can, bender has a son.

but if they could get easily pregnant then Bender would have 1million children

WHat if fry was a woman?

[Reply #258 on:]

He would be a lezzie with leela.

What if Zoidberg was a woman?

[Reply #259 on:]

He would realize that he's sexually repulsive to all kinds, including zombie cats.

What would happen if Leela owned a zombie cat?

[Reply #260 on:]

Then nibbler would eat him.

What if Zombie Jesus and the Hanukkah Zombie fought?

[Reply #261 on:]

Zombie Jesus would attempt to do his Jesus speeches but Hanukkah Zombie would stone him.

What if Zombie Jesus met Robot Santa?

[Reply #262 on:]

You might just see some zombie parts spread across the universe by a rocket launcher.

What if Bender had stayed Santa for two years?

[Reply #263 on:]

As promised, Robot Santa would try to kill him... with a nuclear-exploding cigar ! and Bender would again be sentenced to execution by magnetic dismemberment.

What if the Brain Spawn hadn't left Earth for no raisin ?

[Reply #264 on:]

Everyone would still be stupider, Fry would be trapped in Pride and Pregidous with Leela, Ahab, and Queequeg for all eternity. The brains would eventualy rule the universe. The Nibblonians would die, leaving no one to protect the universe.

Where and what would Scruffy be doing wile he was stupider?

[Reply #265 on:]

Where and what would Scruffy be doing wile he was stupider?

[professor]Can you put that in the form of a 'what if' question?[/professor]

[Reply #266 on:]

What if Scruffy taught proper janitorial cleaning at the local college?(sorry about that)

[Reply #267 on:]

Being a janitor would become a lot more popular with certain demographics.

What if Bender was the janitor at Planet Express and Scruffy did Bender's 'job' (whatever it is)?

[Reply #268 on:]

The food would be slightly more eddible and the PE building would never be cleaned.

What if Fry had a shock collar that worked the same as Leela's? (aka-anger,cursing,perversion)

[Reply #269 on:]

It wouldnt pick up on anything because there is something wrong with his brain.

What if Leela was impregnated by Zapp?

[Reply #270 on:]

Then she'd get an abortion.

What if Leela were impregnated by alternate universe Fry?

[Reply #271 on:]

Depends whether you mean Turkey, Alabama or Turkey, Turkey.

Either case, he'd have an even funnier accent.

What if womankind was killed off by some virus tomorrow?

[Reply #272 on:]

Scientists would genetically engineer more.

What if Robot Lincoln never freed the robot slaves?

[Reply #273 on:]

Then Robot Taft would have done it.

What if The Mad Hatter Robot escaped from HAL Institute?

[Reply #274 on:]

CHANGE PLACES!

What if Leela didn't have anger issues?

[Reply #275 on:]

Then she never would have discovered the erotic possibilities of the shock collar.

What if Zoidberg had a shock collar?

[Reply #276 on:]

Then Hermes better not be given access to the controller/programming!

What if Fry had allowed Seymour to be cloned?

[Reply #277 on:]

Then he'd have a cute dog again.

What if it had been Fry's mother/father whose fossilized remains had been discovered?

[Reply #278 on:]

They would come back to life and tell fry to brush his teeth.

What if Fry didn't have teeth?

[Reply #279 on:]

He would get a teeth transplant.

What if the mutants took over New New York?