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NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #320 on: 01-18-2009 14:55 »

Then she'd say things like "Da" and "Comrade" instead of "Spleesh" and "Guh".

What if Zoidberg were Russian?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #321 on: 01-19-2009 10:24 »

Nothing would change except he'd live in a bigger dumpster.

What if Zoidberg was German?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #322 on: 01-19-2009 14:36 »

Then he'd go "Whoop-HEIL! Whoop-HEIL! Whoop-HEIL!"

What if Leela were French?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #323 on: 01-20-2009 03:39 »

She would solve problems by surrendering instead of kicking people's asses.

What if Fry was Canadian?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #324 on: 01-20-2009 05:03 »

Then he'd call people "Hosers" all the time.

What if The Professor was Mexican?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #325 on: 01-20-2009 16:35 »

He'd be Seņor Farnsworth. What if his name was Jeremy?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #326 on: 01-20-2009 16:44 »

I resent that Canadian stereotype NastyInThePasty.
We're not all Bob and Doug Macenzie here :(
Eh would be more acceptable.

If his name was Jeremy he would be my friend. :)
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #327 on: 01-20-2009 16:45 »

You forgot to ask a question! :laff:
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #328 on: 01-20-2009 16:45 »

Why did Books forget to ask a question? :laff:
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #329 on: 01-20-2009 16:49 »

He was too riled up

What if Farnsworth was president of Hawaii :laff:
And don't say Kamehameha :mad:
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #330 on: 01-24-2009 20:27 »

He would go mad with power.

What if Fry became ruler of the Neutral Planet?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #331 on: 01-24-2009 22:25 »

I resent that Canadian stereotype NastyInThePasty.
We're not all Bob and Doug Macenzie here :(
Eh would be more acceptable.

Hey, my mom's Canadian. No offense intended. :)
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #332 on: 01-25-2009 08:59 »

He would go mad with power.

What if Fry became ruler of the Neutral Planet?

He may or may not have done something.

What if Fry became president of earth?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #333 on: 01-25-2009 15:50 »

The headless body of Agnew would be his to control, forever!

What if Leela had decided to sell Nibbler to the zoo?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #334 on: 01-26-2009 04:35 »

Then he would eat all of the other animals.

What if Leela took home a Windy Shrimp instead of Nibbler?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #335 on: 01-26-2009 04:37 »

Bender would become so annoyed he would flush it down the toilet and the mutants' home would be blown away by its strong gust.

What if Hermes became a hippie?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #336 on: 01-26-2009 04:39 »

He would've been eaten by Lrrr.

What if Lrrr did end up eating leela?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #337 on: 01-26-2009 04:41 »

Then Fry probably would have wanted to be eaten so that he could be near Leela, thus ending the show

What if Fry died from the bee sting, and Leela was unharmed?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #338 on: 01-26-2009 04:43 »

No one could make Bender waffles the way Fry likes them then.

What if Amy fell in love with Roberto?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #339 on: 01-26-2009 05:22 »

Then she'd get stabbed with his stabbing knife. HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

What is Amy fell in love with That 80's Guy?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #340 on: 01-26-2009 05:34 »

Then she'd have killed him during one of their sessions when he forgot to get is boneitis cured.

What if Amy had never met Kif?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #341 on: 01-26-2009 08:28 »

Then Kif never would've had any babies.

What if Amy got with Zapp instead of Kif?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #342 on: 01-27-2009 04:30 »

She would be taken over by Yivo soon after.

What if Zapp wasn't a complete ass with women?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #343 on: 01-27-2009 04:42 »

Then he'd make it with more women.

What if Amy still had her baby fat?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #344 on: 01-27-2009 15:07 »

She would be ugly.

What if Amy still had her baby TEETH? :eek:
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #345 on: 01-27-2009 16:26 »

Then she'd be in great pain

What if Fry had gotten Leela pregnant during the time slips?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #346 on: 01-27-2009 16:33 »

Then Leela would have been drunk during the time slips

What if Bigface ate Nibbler :cry:
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #347 on: 01-27-2009 17:07 »

Then another nibblonian/eternian would have to take his place with leela.

What if Leela killed Amy?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #348 on: 01-27-2009 18:25 »

Leela wouldn't be able to live with herself.

What if Amy was Hawaiian
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #349 on: 01-27-2009 18:40 »

Then she wouldn't be a Chinese Martian

What if Leela slept with Amy?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #350 on: 01-27-2009 20:31 »

Then Fry would probably he happy :confused:

What if Fry had blonde hair
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 01-27-2009 22:17 »

Then he'd get laid more often.

What if Leela had blonde hair?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #352 on: 01-27-2009 22:20 »

She'd get more less.

What if Fry and Hermes started a boy band
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #353 on: 01-27-2009 22:55 »

It would be a clash of cleanliness and slobbishness and would be called "Beastie Boys 2.0"

What if Nibbler married Dave Spiegel? (Anybody remember him? Hint: 3rd place in a certain pet show)
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #354 on: 01-27-2009 23:02 »

It would be an abomination against nature.

What if Fry, Leela, Bender and Amy started a band?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #355 on: 01-28-2009 00:11 »

Bossy Meat Creature Dominates drunken bending unit, caveman from the stupid ages, and ritch klutz musical production, Produced by Bender

What if Leela had skipped work on December 31 2999?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #356 on: 01-28-2009 04:56 »

Then she never would have met Fry. :(

What if Fry had skipped work on December 31, 1999?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #357 on: 01-28-2009 05:30 »

Then the universe would have imploded (a-la if he had never been frozen)

What if Fry didn't fly the ship away from the core of the tempest nebula?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #358 on: 01-28-2009 14:58 »

The tempest nebula would have a ship in its stomach

What if Bender was 1% mercury
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #359 on: 01-28-2009 23:47 »

The crew would come down with inexplicable illnesses all the time.

What if Fry owned a tank?
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