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Frisco17
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Leela would kick his ass for ruining her ship.
What if Fry still used the Professor as a bike?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Professor
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Lots of blood would be pooled in the back of the Professors brain, resulting in a permanent delirium.
What if Amy used Kif as a bike?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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His squishy body wouldn't be able to support her weight (not that she's fat, or anything...).
What if Fry put his bike in Leela's big trunk?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Professor
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The would visit the lovely city of Nice and fall even more in love.
What if Zapp had secretly tagged along with them?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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He would hit on every French woman he saw.
What if Zapp went to Switzerland?
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Seymour_My_Hero
Professor
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He would try to work his way up to commanding officer, overthrow Leela's captain status, and rule Planet Express with an iron fist.
What if Fishy Joe had bought Planet Express?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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The PE Ship would be turned into a space-whaler.
What if Wernstrom owned Planet Express?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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It would be called Gizmonic Express.
What if Dr. Forrester owned Planet Express?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Then he'd force Fry, Bender and Leela to watch Family Guy reruns and Selzer/Friedberg "spoof" movies until they cried uncle.
What if Professor Farnsworth ran Deep 13?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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She'd be fine as long as she had less than five.
What if Fry had one eye?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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He would use his camoflage reflex to escape.
What if Leela was a man and Fry was a woman?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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winna have you been sniffing glue again?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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I was just wondering about your recent preocupation with rape is all.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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The we'd all become disturbed with your obsession with rape.
What if Bender gave birth to wine instead of beer?
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Smarty
Professor
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Well, for one, Kif is way too quiet and scared to. Plus, that would make alot of awkward silence on deck of the Nimbus.
What if Zapp was gay when he met Leela, Fry, and Bender?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Lars and Leela would love happily and baldly ever after.
What if Leela was the spokesperson for Yivo instead of Fry?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Then people would "Love The Tentacle" much more readilly.
What if Amy slept with Hermes?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Then Kif would groan even more than he usually does.
What if Leela wore her wrist Thingamajigger on her other wrist for a change?
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Smarty
Professor
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Then everyone would stay about 50 feet away, because the original wrist smelled horrible.
If Fry had a Wrist Thingamajigger thingy, what would he be doing right now on it?
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