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hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #640 on: 04-15-2008 06:32 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2008 06:32 »

Professor: Hermes, you dolt! I warned you about playing around with my experimental enlarging ray. Now get off that monorail track before you break it.

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And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been at the top of the page. What? It was? Hooray.
bobbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #641 on: 04-15-2008 08:40 »

Fry: Cool, now write my name.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #642 on: 04-16-2008 08:16 »

x.Bianca.x wins.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #643 on: 04-16-2008 08:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-16-2008 08:20 »

Fry: What's Hermes doing up there?
Leela: Gazing into the abyss.
Fry: And what are we doing down here?
Leela: Gazing back into him.

EDIT: Aw crap.  Didn't refresh my page.
Xanfor

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« Reply #644 on: 04-17-2008 03:21 »

Aphorism one hundred and forty-six. I likes.  wink
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #645 on: 04-17-2008 03:42 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 03:42 »

Sorry if im a bit late with the winner at the end.

 
hobbitboy

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« Reply #646 on: 04-17-2008 05:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 05:59 »

Mayor Poopenmeyer: "I'm sorry guys, but this is just the sort of fashion travesty that saw them reinstate the death penalty."

Mayor Poopenmeyer (To the cops): "Take 'em away, boys."
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #647 on: 04-17-2008 06:58 »

Poopenmeyer: I didn't even know that Super Heroes were allowed to viscously murder Super Villains. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the charges are dropped.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #648 on: 04-17-2008 08:53 »

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Sorry, but seeing as how the known universe is filled with aliens with weird powers, I don't really see the need for superheroes in our current economic climate.

Bender: [crestfallen] But...but...I spent weeks on this costume...

Leela: Oh, suck it up, you big baby.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #649 on: 04-17-2008 11:53 »

Bender: Hey, is that cheesy Disco music I hear?

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Yes. Since you can't afford the necessary Super Hero Permits, Captain Yesterday has volunteered you all for a series of "educational" films.

Moog synthesizer: Whaa, chanka-chanka, whaa, da-da...
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #650 on: 04-17-2008 16:57 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 16:57 »

“Much better.” Bender turned again to their new acquaintance. “This is an unusual party for me. I haven’t even seen the host. We live over there——” Bender waved his hand at the invisible people tube in the distance, “and this man Mayor Poopenmeyer sent over his chauffeur with an invitation.” For a moment he looked at Bender as if he failed to understand.

“I’m Mayor Poopenmeyer,” he said suddenly.

“What!” Leela exclaimed. “Oh, I beg your pardon.”

“I thought you knew, old sports. I’m afraid I’m not a very good host.”
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #651 on: 04-17-2008 17:12 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 17:12 »

Woopsie.
coldangel

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« Reply #652 on: 04-17-2008 19:30 »

Poopenmeyer: (to Fry) Hell yeah, I'd tap that.

(slaps Clobberella's ass)
Bender´sRevenge

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« Reply #653 on: 04-17-2008 21:04 »

Poopenmeyer: Hey..., dudes.  What's up...?  Have you tried the brownies?  They, like, really good...
Frisco17

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« Reply #654 on: 04-17-2008 21:14 »

HAHAHA! Classic Coldy!

Fry: "Here's the gemerald back mayor. Safe and sound." (strikes heroic pose)

Leela: (thinking) "Oh Lord! I know that look. He's about to ask me out again. Well I don't care how good he looks in that costume the answer's still gonna be no!.

Poopenmeyer: "Anyway in acordance with city law, since it's been missing for more than a week, the gemerald's your's now."

Leela: (thinking) "Then again...."
km73

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« Reply #655 on: 04-17-2008 22:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sine Wave:
literary reference

I know not how you got that from that framegrab, but I imagine you know what I think about it.

La Belle Leela

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« Reply #656 on: 04-17-2008 22:33 »

"In a last ditch effort to stump for votes, mayoral incumbent C. Randall Poopenmeyer visits with patients of the psych ward at Taco Bellvue Hospital"
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #657 on: 04-17-2008 23:06 »

Poopenmeyer: Nice work, Smitty and URL. Those drugs you confiscated this morning are some really good stuff.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #658 on: 04-18-2008 02:19 »

Torgo wins!
Frisco17 gets runner up, not that runner up does aything...but, yeah.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #659 on: 04-18-2008 09:54 »

Sweet!  big grin  I missed out after my last win, that won't happen again!  big grin

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #660 on: 04-18-2008 10:17 »

Bender: I heard someone gave Fry a prostate exam with your finglonger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #661 on: 04-18-2008 10:43 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 10:43 »

Leela: Hey Professor, can you give me mechanical ears? Effective, if just a bit garish? In return, without shedding a tear, I'll agree, to give you my hand...

Professor: ...in marriage?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #662 on: 04-18-2008 11:32 »

Professor: Good lord! He did it in THERE?

Leela: Yeah, and if you think getting WAX out is hard...

Fry: It was dark!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #663 on: 04-18-2008 12:35 »

Professor: That's utterly outrageous!  You robbed Fry of his dignity.
Leela: Relax, I hung it up on my trophy wall over there.
JBERGES

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« Reply #664 on: 04-18-2008 12:43 »

Leela: No, I said you should turn up your HEARING aids!

Fry:  And it's not my fault your smelling aids work so well...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #665 on: 04-18-2008 19:34 »

Leela: ... so then the Senator gets stinking drunk in the Lodge bar with the Lobbyist. My night ends like it usually does.

Fry (muttering): No good, lousey finger has all the fun.
coldangel

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« Reply #666 on: 04-18-2008 19:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 19:54 by coldangel_1 »

I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...


Leela: Hey, Professor horndog, my face is up here.

Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #667 on: 04-18-2008 20:26 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 20:26 »

Fry: Look I told you it wasn't me Leela!

Leela: So you didn't happen to stick your finger in your mouth, coat it with saliva, stick it my ear and yell "WET WILLIE!", did you?

Fry: *Looks around nervously* Uh....no.

Bender´sRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #668 on: 04-18-2008 21:52 »

Leela:  Fry's got it wrong.  The mutant g-spot is on this side...
Frisco17

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« Reply #669 on: 04-18-2008 22:49 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 22:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...

I know but what the hell I'll try anyway. Using the ultimate weapon of comedy.

Professor: "Today you'll be delivering two of crates to a pair of villages atop both peaks of Olympus Mons. Incidently, when did you get a second eye Leela?"

Leela: "What? I've still only got one. See." (points at eye)

Fry: "What's with you Professor?"

Professor: "Nothing, stop being stupid! Now Fry I want you to take Fry and load up the ship"

Fry: "You know what screw it! I'm afraid I won't be coming on this delivery sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it!" (storms  off)

Professor: "Oh dear. Well how about you?"

(screen pans back to reveal another Fry)

Fry: "I'm in."

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #670 on: 04-18-2008 22:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 22:54 »

Just an add-on to Frisco's post:

(cut to two Professors)

Professors: So are we.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #671 on: 04-19-2008 00:03 »

<facepalm> geez guys!
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #672 on: 04-19-2008 00:10 »

Leela: ...and so I ended up pulling Fry's finger clean off.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #673 on: 04-19-2008 01:35 »

Leela: Professor, listen to me.  I said this fish tasted like crap, not carp...
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #674 on: 04-19-2008 03:17 »

Leela: Can you believe it? that long!
Bender´sRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #675 on: 04-19-2008 12:58 »

@Torgo

What'd you expect?   wink
Frisco17

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« Reply #676 on: 04-19-2008 20:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-19-2008 20:59 »

Archonix's law strikes again!
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #677 on: 04-20-2008 08:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
@Torgo

What'd you expect?    wink

Yeah, I guess it's my bad. After all, I did pick the frame grab.
  big grin

coldangel

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« Reply #678 on: 04-20-2008 08:41 »

You wanna pick a winner, or shall I stab you with the Lance of Fate?
Crash_7

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« Reply #679 on: 04-20-2008 09:40 »

Nice Python reference, Frisco.
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