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futz
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x.Bianca.x wins.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Poopenmeyer: I didn't even know that Super Heroes were allowed to viscously murder Super Villains. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the charges are dropped.
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NastyInThePasty
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Mayor Poopenmeyer: Sorry, but seeing as how the known universe is filled with aliens with weird powers, I don't really see the need for superheroes in our current economic climate.
Bender: [crestfallen] But...but...I spent weeks on this costume...
Leela: Oh, suck it up, you big baby.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: Hey, is that cheesy Disco music I hear?
Mayor Poopenmeyer: Yes. Since you can't afford the necessary Super Hero Permits, Captain Yesterday has volunteered you all for a series of "educational" films.
Moog synthesizer: Whaa, chanka-chanka, whaa, da-da...
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Poopenmeyer: (to Fry) Hell yeah, I'd tap that.
(slaps Clobberella's ass)
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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HAHAHA! Classic Coldy!
Fry: "Here's the gemerald back mayor. Safe and sound." (strikes heroic pose)
Leela: (thinking) "Oh Lord! I know that look. He's about to ask me out again. Well I don't care how good he looks in that costume the answer's still gonna be no!.
Poopenmeyer: "Anyway in acordance with city law, since it's been missing for more than a week, the gemerald's your's now."
Leela: (thinking) "Then again...."
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender: I heard someone gave Fry a prostate exam with your finglonger.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: That's utterly outrageous! You robbed Fry of his dignity. Leela: Relax, I hung it up on my trophy wall over there.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: ... so then the Senator gets stinking drunk in the Lodge bar with the Lobbyist. My night ends like it usually does.
Fry (muttering): No good, lousey finger has all the fun.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #669 on: 04-18-2008 22:49 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 22:49 »
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...
I know but what the hell I'll try anyway. Using the ultimate weapon of comedy. Professor: "Today you'll be delivering two of crates to a pair of villages atop both peaks of Olympus Mons. Incidently, when did you get a second eye Leela?" Leela: "What? I've still only got one. See." (points at eye) Fry: "What's with you Professor?" Professor: "Nothing, stop being stupid! Now Fry I want you to take Fry and load up the ship" Fry: "You know what screw it! I'm afraid I won't be coming on this delivery sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it!" (storms off) Professor: "Oh dear. Well how about you?" (screen pans back to reveal another Fry) Fry: "I'm in."
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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You wanna pick a winner, or shall I stab you with the Lance of Fate?
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Crash_7
Professor
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Nice Python reference, Frisco.
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