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Tornadoboy

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« #720 : 04-25-2008 12:40 »
« : 04-25-2008 12:40 »

Fry: Okay, self. I don't get paid for a few days. If I trick myself into thinking that I'm eating a muffin and drinking coffee, maybe my stomach will believe it!

*proceeds to accidentally chomp on own hand*

Fry: Ow! Self, you're not cooperating!

EDIT: TOTPD? Don't mind if I do!

DrThunder88

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« #721 : 04-25-2008 12:46 »

Fry: You secretly replaced my coffee with dilithium crystals?  That doesn't even make sense.
coldangel

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« #722 : 04-26-2008 07:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JBERGES:

"So I told Leela and Amy how the two of them could make some serious money on the Internet using just this cup and some natural body functions... and they both beat me up!"
Xanfor

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« #723 : 04-26-2008 08:08 »

Fry: Whadya mean, 'I am, therefore I think'? You're putting de Horace before Descartes!
Zed 85

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« #724 : 04-26-2008 09:42 »

Fry: Starbucks!?! You got me coffee from Starbucks!?!
Bender: Yes, you go out and get your own damn coffee next time, lardbrain.
LayZ341

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« #725 : 04-26-2008 10:31 »

Fry: What? If vampires can drink human blood why can't I?!!
Tornadoboy

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« #726 : 04-26-2008 13:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
Fry: Whadya mean, 'I am, therefore I think'? You're putting de Horace before Descartes!

*stuffy, bookish chuckle*   :p
Frisco17

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« #727 : 04-26-2008 13:46 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
 "So I told Leela and Amy how the two of them could make some serious money on the Internet using just this cup and some natural body functions... and they both beat me up!"

OH GOD NO!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!

Anywho,

Fry: "Ok so the kid's nuts I get that, but what's with the giant rabbit?"
Sine Wave

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« #728 : 04-26-2008 14:20 »

Fry: "...but whenever I pour something in it, it soaks it right up. Stupid maxipad-brand cups."
seattlejohn01

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« #729 : 04-27-2008 01:49 »

Fry: What's wrong with drinking recycled coffee?  CMMMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
BenderīsRevenge

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« #730 : 04-27-2008 11:04 »
« : 04-27-2008 11:04 »

Fry:  All I said was I think the claims about Global Warming may be exaggerated.  You didn't have to nominate me for execution at the Cube...
Kryten

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« #731 : 04-28-2008 01:39 »

Fry: Hey, this is the best coffee I ever had! Where'd you get this? *looks at cup* Stool Som-Play, huh? Sounds fancy.
JBERGES

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« #732 : 04-28-2008 09:53 »

WHY do two seperate answers involve poo-in-a-cup...  in completely different contexts?! You're all sick, disgusting, amusing people. 

I feel like I always pick Coldangel or DrT... 

That said, DrT wins.
DrThunder88

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« #733 : 04-28-2008 13:08 »

Woo!  Everyone else can cram it into their cups and poop on it!

NastyInThePasty

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« #734 : 04-28-2008 13:44 »

Fry: Don't let Edna know I'm here...!

Edna: What are you looking at, Zoidberg?

Zoidberg: Fry! He's hiding in this shell, he is!

Fry: D'Oh!
Sine Wave

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« #735 : 04-28-2008 14:21 »

Zoidberg:Hello, I am a human male, why not?

Fry: Woob-woob-woob-woob!

Fry and Zoidberg soon became bored with exchanging roles.
Zed 85

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« #736 : 04-28-2008 14:55 »

Zoidberg *to Edna*: The Police, you say...? Where...? "Just up there" you say...?
BenderīsRevenge

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« #737 : 04-28-2008 15:13 »
« : 04-28-2008 15:13 »

Mike Rowe: (narrating) Modern crab fishing has evolved along with the crabs themselves. Instead of luring crabs into pots at the bottom of the ocean, today's crab fishermen often set elaborate traps involving card board cutouts of potential mates and decoy shells...
LayZ341

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« #738 : 04-28-2008 17:32 »

Zoidberg: Edna, you got to be patient with Fry.  Give him time to come out of his shell.
Tornadoboy

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« #739 : 04-28-2008 18:08 »

Zoidberg: Fry says it'll just be a few more minutes. Apparently he found some vittles for all of us in there!

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
Mike Rowe: (narrating) Modern crab fishing has evolved along with the crabs themselves. Instead of luring crabs into pots at the bottom of the ocean, today's crab fishermen often set elaborate traps involving card board cutouts of potential mates and decoy shells...

FUCKING WIN.
futz
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« #740 : 04-28-2008 18:54 »

Fry: What'd she say?

Zoidberg: She said come on up and bring my friend in the cute female shell too.

Fry: Huh?

Zoidberg: She likes to watch first.

Fry: Huh?!?
Frisco17

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« #741 : 04-28-2008 19:11 »

Thought I had it for sure with the Donnie Darko reference.

Zoidberg: "See you later Edna.......Fry? What are you doing under there?"

Fry: (whispering) "Shhhh! I'm hiding from the PEELers. They started doing this thing with me and a cup and.....(shivers) trust me you don't wana know."
Xanfor

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« #742 : 04-28-2008 21:15 »

Fry: All I got was a stuffy, bookish chuckle. I'm never showing intellect again.
seattlejohn01

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« #743 : 04-28-2008 23:29 »
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Fry: This is the stupidest thing I've ever done, Zoidberg.  Can't you think of anything original to say without being fed lines like an idiotic, overpaid actor?

Zoidberg: Quiet!  Here she comes, why not...

Edna: Zoideypoo!  Why's that shell talking to you?

Fry: OK, that's it!  I've had enough of this crap; you can seduce your own women!

Zoidberg: I'll Kill You!
La Belle Leela

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« #744 : 04-29-2008 03:18 »
« : 04-29-2008 03:18 by Torgo »

   
Quote
Originally posted by Tornadoboy:

Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
Mike Rowe: (narrating) Modern crab fishing has evolved along with the crabs themselves. Instead of luring crabs into pots at the bottom of the ocean, today's crab fishermen often set elaborate traps involving card board cutouts of potential mates and decoy shells...
 

FUCKING WIN.

[scruffy] Second! [/scruffy]
coldangel

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« #745 : 04-29-2008 03:42 »

Edna: Get lost, Zoidberg, or I'll sic my guard shellfish on you!

Fry: Grrrrrrrr!
hobbitboy

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« #746 : 04-29-2008 05:15 »

Zoidberg: Hey, Edna! You know that romance novel where the hero cures the heroine's father of his hermit crab delusion? Can I borrow it?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #747 : 04-29-2008 10:32 »

Zoidberg:  Hey, Fry.  What song should I play as a serenade to Edna?

Fry:  Try "Man in the Corner" by Genesis!  Chicks love that song!

Zoidberg:  Nah, that doesn't sound so good, I'll do "Dream Lover" on my guitar instead!

Fry:  No! 

Zoidberg:  Why not?

Fry:  I have no problem with the song, it's just that you suck at guitar! 
JBERGES

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« #748 : 04-29-2008 16:03 »

Benedr (OS):  OK, now Fry runs around for a bit, then you guess which one he's under.  Money up front please!
DrThunder88

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« #749 : 04-29-2008 22:48 »

This was a really tough one.  LOL propz fly out to LayZ, coldy, and JBERGES, but the winner is Bender'sRevenge.
BenderīsRevenge

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« #750 : 04-30-2008 10:28 »

Coolio!  Much love and appreciation to all the early precinct returns for me.  I'm glad the super delegate agreed.  :)



(Insta-win to whoever comes up with what I'm thinking for this one...)
Tornadoboy

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« #751 : 04-30-2008 13:19 »

Fry: Okay, so the tune didn't come out quite right on the holophonor this time. I'll sing it instead! *sings what he was previously playing in a hideously off-key voice*

Leela: Oh god, no. I guess I'll have to overpower you! *starts singing, veering between angelic and off-key trying to drown out Fry*
JBERGES

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« #752 : 04-30-2008 13:39 »

OK, the 'it happens to lots of guys' angle seems to be a bit too obvious here...
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Zapp (OS):  What and or who are you doing in my holoshed!!  Stop runnning program Zapp_1!

Fry:  This is Zapp_2!

Zapp (OS): They're all the same!
KurtPikachu2001

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« #753 : 04-30-2008 14:16 »

Fry: (walking into Leela's room) Hey, Leela, do you still have some of that pizza left from......

Fry slips on a piece of ice and falls over backwards and lands on Leela's bed.

Leela: (sighs in disgust).  Akward idiot!  Can't even stand on his own two feet! 
futz
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« #754 : 04-30-2008 14:36 »

Fry & Leela: I'm walking on sunshine...
LayZ341

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« #755 : 04-30-2008 17:51 »

This is going to be pretty bad.  :(

Fry: Oh yeah, its all my fault. You act like I have total control and pin point accuracy. I'm sorry about your eye, but I can't control where it falls.
seattlejohn01

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« #756 : 04-30-2008 17:57 »

Fry: Please Leela, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, stop singing; my eardrums are EXPLODING!
Frisco17

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« #757 : 04-30-2008 20:06 »
« : 04-30-2008 20:06 »

After several hours Fry realized he simply didn't have Leela's stamina.

Leela: (sighs contentedly) "That was great. Up for another round?"

Fry: (panting) "Are you serious?"

Leela: "Sure why not?"

Fry: "Damnit woman I can't do it, I don't have the power!!"

DrThunder88

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« #758 : 04-30-2008 20:37 »

Fry: ...and now I come home to find you wearing my stuff!
NastyInThePasty

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« #759 : 04-30-2008 22:06 »

Fry: Now, why don't you slip out of something a little more comfortable, heh-heh-heh...OH MY GOD!!!

Leela: [guilt-stricken] I wanted to tell you so many times...it's not just an eye I have only one of...
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