Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #680 on:]

Please pick soon.

I'm getting bed sores...

[Reply #681 on:]

NastyInThePasty wins!

nice TDHAIP reference!   

[Reply #682 on:]

Claps for NastyInThePasty

[Reply #683 on:]

Where is the new picture?!

I'm dying to make a new caption!

   

[Reply #684 on:]

Hooray! 

[Reply #685 on:]

Sadly, Leela often could not get her dates to open up and talk.

[Reply #686 on:]

Leela: I'm telling you Fry, I'm not crazy! Even I know that this is a pickle jar

Fry: Leela, that's a pair of false teeth

Leela: No wonder those pickles hurt my tongue...

[Reply #687 on:]

Leela: "What the hell kind of birthday cake is this?!"

[Reply #688 on:]

Leela: You're breaking up with me!? But-But it's only been two dates! You haven't even got to know me yet! We've got so much in common, can't you see?

[Reply #689 on:]

Leela: So you've never read The Great Gatsby?

[Reply #690 on:]

Leela: They can't even get my beef rib order right. Instead I get teeth with overbite.

[Reply #691 on:]

Leela: I don't care what rumours you've heard, Fry. There's no way I could open my mouth that wide.

[Reply #692 on:]

(Wow I never thought I'd lose with a Flying Circus reference.)

This evening on 'Late Night With Leela', the  Cheshire Cat.

(Audience applauds)

Leela: "Oh come on. It's just a set of fasle teeth. The audience isn't that stupid."

Murdoch (OS) "Silence Mortal!!"

[Reply #693 on:]

 

Originally posted by Sine Wave:
Leela: So you've never read The Great Gatsby?

You really make my day   

Great, now you've inspired me to try one...

Leela: If the Professor had to knock his teeth out in a bike-racing wreck on the way to the pancake house, fine, but did he have to make me watch his dentures?

[Reply #694 on:]

I was going to keep doing GG references until I won because no one acknowledged my last two, but then I realized that would be too obscurely tedious even for me.

[Reply #695 on:]

Leela: Come on, Nibbler, if you turn visible again, I'll give you this invisible ham...!

[Reply #696 on:]

Leela: I had no idea you'd find the tooth fairy frightening...

[Reply #697 on:]

Unfortunately for Leela, her one woman version of Hamlet was not seen by a single person & closed in 1 day.

[Reply #698 on:]

Leela: Why am I getting false teeth for my birthday? I'm not old!

Crew gives Leela weired looks

Leela: What?

[Reply #699 on:]

It turns out Leela's date's bite is worse than its toothpaste it uses

[Reply #700 on:]

Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I think I'm entitled.
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I want the tooth.
Professor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

No apologies ever...not even for that.

[Reply #701 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I think I'm entitled.
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I want the tooth.
Professor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

Professor (continuing): No tooth handler you! Bah! I deride your tooth handling abilities!

 

[Reply #702 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I think I'm entitled.
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I want the tooth.
Professor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

No apologies ever...not even for that.

None needed.  If I were picking, that'd be an insta-win.   

[Reply #703 on:]

Leela:  So, it was Zoidberg who made these dentures?  He could have them back, let him suffer with them! 

[Reply #704 on:]

Leela: *sigh* I need a dentist, and Zoidberg refers me to you... a talking pair of dentures.  Well, what do you have to say about my dental plan?

Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!

[Reply #705 on:]

A scene from Leela's forgotten career as a dental hygenist. Sadly, she was fired after a tragic accident involving mint-flavored floss and a patient with severe gingivitis.

[Reply #706 on:]

Sadly, Leela's forthright and somewhat aggressive tendencies proved to be an insurmountable barrier to her dream of becoming a teeth whisperer.

[Reply #707 on:]

Leela: "Ewwww! even his dentures have liver spots!" ><

[Reply #708 on:]

 

Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
Leela: Come on, Nibbler, if you turn visible again, I'll give you this invisible ham...!

Umm... Isn't it a bit unusual for someone to participate in a competition where they get to choose the winner?

[Reply #709 on:]

It does seem to be a conflict of interest.

[Reply #710 on:]

Oh, I didn't know that I was choosing the winner. [smacks forehead]

Should I choose one now?

[Reply #711 on:]

It's been four days. I think a winner is ripe for the picking.

[Reply #712 on:]

Leela: What do you mean, have I ever been gummed?

[Reply #713 on:]

24 hours after the last entry is the general rule. But it's your gig to call.

[Reply #714 on:]

Okay, then I choooooooooooooose.........Le ela.

ImeanAmy.

Uh, I mean...

JBERGES (my favorite Simpsons joke ever  ).

[Reply #715 on:]

Ack, I just beat a pun with a reference.   I feel so dirty...

[Reply #716 on:]

Fry:...so then he walks into a bar with a big ol' pile of sh!t in his hands and says, "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!"

[Reply #717 on:]

Amy: What's with Fry? He's been sitting like that all day. Did the Professor invent a paralyzer ray?

Leela: No, he tasted the vending machine hot chocolate.

Amy: I'll get Dr. Zoidberg.

Leela: No, I like him better this way.

[Reply #718 on:]

Fry: "K, I'm gonna burp the alphabet! You guys might wanna stand back!"

[Reply #719 on:]

Fry is locked in a heavy decision.  Simply pee in the cup?  Or risk potential exercise by exercising basic manners?  The debate continues...