1000 Things to Learn

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-92: The grand midwife will do the exact same birthing ceremony, regardless of whether your smyzmar shows up or not.

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-93: Femputer doesn't like to be hit

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-94: Femputer is actually a fembot.

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-95: The men who last arrived on Amazonia died of crush pelvises.

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-96: Amazonians are catagorized into beautiful women, petite women & large women.

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-97. Bender's serial number is 2716057.

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-98: Amazonians think Kif looks like a "little green kissy man"

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-99: Commercials are transmitted though your dreams

-100: Love relations don't work between humans and mermaids.

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-101: If you can't breathe underwater, a mermaid will give you a breathing device.

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-102: Caffeine speeds up the process of evolving into mermaids.

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-103: One Hundred cups of coffee gives you super sonic speed

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-104: He/she who rides a Buggalo is considered to be "special"

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-105: You're always welcome at Ranch O'Zoidberg

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-106: The wongs hate Zoidberg; his nickname with them is "Lobster Mooch".

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-107: There are somethings Bender can only express through dance

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-108: Bender can deal cards without using his hands...by dealing them with his mouth.

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-109: Amy doesn't check her messages very often

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-110: The Nibblonian race is 17 years older than the universe.

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-111: Amy has dated numerous people named Armondo Cruz.

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-112: Per Nibbler, all religions are wrong.

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-113: Using Spaceship engines to dry your hair gives you great lift.

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-114: Fry has no problem sleeping with his relatives.

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-115: Fry makes his own hair gel.

-116: According to Calculon, bad acting can give you cancer.

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-117: Unlike humans, child robot actors need to have puberty installed.

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-118: Sharks don't look back, cause they don't have necks.

-119: Necks are for sheep.

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-120: There are only 2 kinds of people: sheep & sharks.

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-121: Zoidberg isn't sure which out of sheep or sharks is the one people like to hug.

-122: "Which is the one people like to hug?" is a gutsy question.

-123: According to that guy, Zoidberg is a shark.

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-124: Even sheep are mesmerized by the hypnotoad

-125: Even giant brains aren't smart sometimes

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-126: According to "that 80's guy", there's only one reason to advertise...to grow the "brand".

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-127: Nibbler sometimes worries that the Nibblonians are cute.

-128: The Scooty Puff Jnr sucks.

-129: The Scooty Puff Snr is much better than the Scooty Puff Jnr.

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-130: All the equiptment Fry is given to fight wars or travel in space by himself have the same wind up theme song - "Pop Goes The Weasel".

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-131: The moon has an emperor.

-132: Al Gore invented the environment.

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-133: In the 31st century, gas costs $100/gallon.

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-134: Martian phone numbers contain letters of the Greek alphabet.

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-135: Robots can actually be made to resemble fat humans.

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-136: Leela and Lars don't want to see it make a star!

-137: Naked aliens like calling people "doo-doo heads".

-138: If you are a villain, always wear a doom proof platinum vest.

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-139: Any nudist villain should consider wearing doom-proof pants.

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-140: Bender likes hanging out with previous time copies of himself.

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-141: Twelve baby humans = Twelve hundred wing wangs.

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-142: Bender doesn't realize that kids have names

-143: Albert weighs about 40 pounds