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hobbitboy

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« #720 : 05-15-2008 05:29 »

-256: Unlike bees humans don't make anything that tastes good, according to Fry.
ShepherdofShark

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« #721 : 05-15-2008 07:26 »

-257: Pizza paddles were used to discipline delivery boys.

-258: Pizza paddles were also used to move pizzas and crush rats.
seattlejohn01

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« #722 : 05-15-2008 09:24 »

-259: Speaking of rats, Signoids make wine from them.
ShepherdofShark

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« #723 : 05-15-2008 11:49 »

-260: Fossilised Seymour is the least appetising calzone Bender has even seen.
seattlejohn01

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« #724 : 05-15-2008 12:32 »

-261: Signoids talk like 1900's European immigrants.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #725 : 05-15-2008 16:15 »

-262: (Sorry for getting off topic again) We need to choose a name soon. We're on the 19th page.

-263: Do people prefer "They're trying to learn things, those bastards" or "CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?"

-264: Signoids think humans legs go up on the chair
ShepherdofShark

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« #726 : 05-15-2008 16:42 »

-265: Signoids will bend knees up free of charge.

-266: Maybe we should stop using the numbers whenever we talk about the next thread.

Both those titles are great SMH and who knows, maybe something better will come out by the time we reach page 20
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #727 : 05-15-2008 16:44 »

Good idea dude.

-267: When the Professor installs a worm hole in the table, it will end up right above his head
ShepherdofShark

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« #728 : 05-15-2008 16:55 »

-268: If Bender ever cooks for you, be sure to have a worm hole installed.
seattlejohn01

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« #729 : 05-15-2008 17:17 »

Riffing...

-269: If Bender ever cooks for you, for the love of god, don't drink the punch he makes; it can eat it's way through floors...
ShepherdofShark

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« #730 : 05-15-2008 18:59 »

-270: If you want a box hurled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #731 : 05-15-2008 19:37 »

-271: That's what Hermes' grandmother said back in her tarpaper shack
seattlejohn01

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« #732 : 05-15-2008 20:15 »

-272: Fry never changes the clothes he wears.
ShepherdofShark

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« #733 : 05-16-2008 05:02 »

-273: Except when he performs an opera.
hobbitboy

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« #734 : 05-16-2008 05:17 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-271: That's what Hermes' grandmother said back in her tarpaper shack
-274: Which was located in (the Jamacian city of) Montego Bay.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #735 : 05-16-2008 05:37 »

-275: Fry once owned a chevy nova.
ShepherdofShark

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« #736 : 05-16-2008 05:53 »

-276: Seymour had wet dog smell, even when dry.
seattlejohn01

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« #737 : 05-16-2008 12:34 »

-277: Seymour likes to eat pizza.
ShepherdofShark

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« #738 : 05-16-2008 12:47 »

-287: Seymour used to chase the no. 29 bus.
seattlejohn01

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« #739 : 05-16-2008 13:42 »

-288: Seymour is the only dog who can hum "Walking On Sunshine".
ShepherdofShark

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« #740 : 05-16-2008 13:51 »
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-289: Seymour was once intimate with the leg of a saxophonist.
seattlejohn01

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« #741 : 05-16-2008 14:56 »
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-290: Mr. Pannucci is, how can I say this, not the cleanliest of restaurant owners.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #742 : 05-16-2008 16:08 »

-291: The 1000th customer at Pannucci's won a medal
seattlejohn01

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« #743 : 05-16-2008 17:01 »

-292: Bender likes making pies with things...swarms of things.
Frisco17

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« #744 : 05-16-2008 20:15 »

-293: Faking suicide by jumping out a window is a good way to get out of something.
ShepherdofShark

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« #745 : 05-16-2008 20:39 »

-294: Santa's head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.
seattlejohn01

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« #746 : 05-16-2008 21:28 »

-295: Santa is mistakenly programmed to find everyone as naughty...except for Zoidberg.
hobbitboy

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« #747 : 05-17-2008 04:06 »
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-296: Seymour once impressed Fry by doing two three things at once.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #748 : 05-17-2008 08:28 »

-297: There's only three real monsters. Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
ShepherdofShark

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« #749 : 05-17-2008 09:16 »

-298: I call it a Hawking Hole.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #750 : 05-17-2008 10:25 »
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-299: Fry thinks Leela will never be happy without him

-300: Bender likes closure 
seattlejohn01

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« #751 : 05-17-2008 11:23 »

-301: Dr. Hawking thinks Pannucci's pizza is garbage.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #752 : 05-17-2008 15:04 »

-302: Morris sheds his skin all over the couch.
seattlejohn01

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« #753 : 05-17-2008 15:37 »

-303: The penalty for breaking curfew at Leela's parents home is no more tequila.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #754 : 05-17-2008 16:09 »

-304: No more beer till you finish your tequila!
seattlejohn01

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« #755 : 05-17-2008 17:07 »

-305: Super King is the best of the 3 super heros.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #756 : 05-17-2008 17:11 »

-306: There's a nice fishing lake in the sewers
seattlejohn01

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« #757 : 05-17-2008 18:37 »

-307: There's a toilet in the sewers, that leads to the sub-sewers.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #758 : 05-17-2008 18:42 »

-308: To some, mutants are just an urban legend.

-309: Beware of El Chupanibre
seattlejohn01

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« #759 : 05-17-2008 19:09 »

-310: Don't break a guitar string in the sewer; it'll take decades for someone to flush one down to you.
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