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ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #520 on: 04-07-2008 18:06 »

19: Both the Professor and Amy think the Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party boarding.

18: Lrrr cannot understand why Ross does not simply eat the other five.

17: Anything that will happen 1000 years later is none of our concern.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #521 on: 04-07-2008 19:49 »

16: Enus ate part of Bender's brain.

15: Bender secretly donated Fry's blood

14: Kif asked Amy to be his fon-fon ru.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #522 on: 04-07-2008 19:50 »

13: It is possible to move planets; you just need a big ass gravity pump.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #523 on: 04-07-2008 19:56 »

12: Leela calls yetis ice-crapping snow honkies

11: Nixon signs with his John Q. Nixon

10: Donkey Kong wants a million allowances worth of quarters

9: Fry could never get the last ship. His brother always had to get it for him

8: Fry studied the Nintendians all of 8th grade except for the day his eyeballs started to bleed.

ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #524 on: 04-07-2008 20:04 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2008 20:04 »

7: Simply learning to move the stars with a bad ass gravity pump will not win Leela's heart. Ironically she'll only be impressed by the message.

6: The Professor can make himself feel sad.

5: Bite is Bender's fifth most uttered word.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #525 on: 04-07-2008 20:07 »

9: Fry has a theory about eating; if he gets full, he goes to the bathroom & then he can eat more.
Frisco17

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« Reply #526 on: 04-07-2008 20:13 »

4: Fry should write a book about said theory.

3: So he returned his artificial heart and ever since then he's been known as Honest Bender.

2: Fry's face can take alot of punishment which is good to know.

And the #1 thing all we learned from Futurama

1: The future is way cooler than the present in every concieveable way.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #527 on: 04-07-2008 20:15 »

HOORAY!!

1000 THINGS LEARNED!!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #528 on: 04-07-2008 20:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2008 20:20 »

I've forgotten them. (Explosive amnesia)
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #529 on: 04-07-2008 20:23 »

-1: Hermes is always comparing things to green snakes and sugar cane.

Lets keep this going with negatives!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #530 on: 04-07-2008 20:24 »

Let me get this straight...does anyone here NOT have amnesia?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #531 on: 04-07-2008 20:31 »

-2: Mel Gibson starred in the film Bravehead
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 04-07-2008 20:33 »

-3: Its possible to buy the Milky Way on eBay
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #533 on: 04-08-2008 00:44 »

-4: Fry doesn't keep Yogurt in his locker; it's milk, and "time makes fools of us all".
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #534 on: 04-08-2008 10:54 »

-5: In order to keep your jacket in alphabetical order, the zipper should be at the bottom.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #535 on: 04-08-2008 21:40 »

-6: Never buy anything from Pi-kea.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #536 on: 04-08-2008 22:46 »

-7: Watch out for super-colliders; they sometimes super-explode.

"Enjoy for affordable SVeedish crap..."
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #537 on: 04-09-2008 02:45 »

-8: If you have blood, is a 50/50 chance you're a squid
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #538 on: 04-09-2008 11:13 »

-9: Buggalo shells make good rowing boats.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #539 on: 04-09-2008 12:52 »

-10: Martians DO have an understanding of possession.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #540 on: 04-09-2008 18:13 »

-11: Being poor is a mental illness
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #541 on: 04-09-2008 21:33 »

-12: It doesn't require skill, or even courage, to become a DOOP space captain.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #542 on: 04-09-2008 21:56 »

-13 "Ladys and Germs" isn't always a joke.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #543 on: 04-09-2008 22:13 »

-14: If you don't get Femoil out of a male robot quick enough, you'll never be able to fill him back up with Testosteroil again.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #544 on: 04-10-2008 03:08 »

-15: Crazyness is contagious and so is having a dirty mind, i'd know.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #545 on: 04-10-2008 03:30 »

-16: It's possible to change sexes in the future, and change back...if you're a robot.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #546 on: 04-10-2008 03:58 »

-17: If your hair gets burned off, you can order new hair from, the hair robot.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #547 on: 04-10-2008 05:32 »

-18: Hair robots can go crazy

-19: You are in robot mental hospital, therefore you are a robot.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #548 on: 04-10-2008 05:56 »

-20: There are no 'uninteresting' numbers. (According to (some of) the writers. And they can prove it too!)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #549 on: 04-10-2008 06:09 »

-21: The What If Machine's predictions are accurate to within one tenth of a plausibility unit.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #550 on: 04-10-2008 07:25 »

-22: Water makes witches melt

-23: Being a robot, Bender has never felt at home in nude beaches.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #551 on: 04-10-2008 12:44 »

-24: In the age of genetic engineering, they can genetically engineer your naughty bits.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #552 on: 04-10-2008 21:44 »

-25: Chairman Koji's sward cost 5000 dollu.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #553 on: 04-10-2008 21:56 »

-26: If you win Iron Cook, you can instead take the title of Zinc Saucie...at double the prize money.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #554 on: 04-11-2008 20:55 »
« Last Edit on: 04-11-2008 20:55 »

-27 Housewives prefer Farnsworth's Killbots.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #555 on: 04-11-2008 21:13 »

-28: George Forman is a few burgers short of a grill.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #556 on: 04-11-2008 23:16 »
« Last Edit on: 04-11-2008 23:16 »

-29: Without robot hands Fry cant complete the opera that was captivating Leela.

-30: If he'd kept them, and she'd married the Robot Devil then he probably wouldn't want him dating her.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #557 on: 04-11-2008 23:32 »

-31: Morbo cant understand is teleprompter

-32: A "t" goes tuh!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #558 on: 04-12-2008 00:04 »

-33: Bachelor chow once had no flavour.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #559 on: 04-12-2008 00:23 »

-34: Fry would have starved if it werent for that sick vending machine
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