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Frisco17

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« #400 : 03-20-2008 19:43 »

159: Bender has a "flawless" spanish accent.

158: The truth about anyone's identity can be found on their ass.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #401 : 03-20-2008 20:40 »

157: The mystery of the robot "soul", otherwise known as a wiring diagram, can be found on their body cavity panel.
Frisco17

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« #402 : 03-22-2008 17:33 »

156: Austria and Hungary are now populated entirely by robots.
seattlejohn01

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« #403 : 03-22-2008 17:49 »

155: In the past, Zoidberg liked Harry Truman...A LOT.
Turanga, A

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« #404 : 03-23-2008 04:09 »

154: Certain Trees produce the Delta Brainwave

seattlejohn01

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« #405 : 03-24-2008 09:50 »

153: Giant mutant space bees produce honey...AND jelly.
Frisco17

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« #406 : 03-24-2008 19:36 »

152: Nothing humans make tastes any good.

151: Mom made beta players at one point.
Decapodian

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« #407 : 03-24-2008 20:47 »

150: Septuple head spins can only be achieved via a septuple leafed clover.
seattlejohn01

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« #408 : 03-24-2008 22:11 »

149: Kareem Abdul Jabbar had the sky hook; Phillip J. Fry had the Space Hook.
Frisco17

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« #409 : 03-25-2008 20:22 »

148: Yancy was a "biter".

147: HOWARD STERN IS OVERRATED!
seattlejohn01

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« #410 : 03-25-2008 22:18 »

146: If you want to win over the woman of your dreams, eat a truckstop egg salad sandwich infected with parasites.
Frisco17

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« #411 : 03-26-2008 20:38 »

145: Never light a cigar when you're drinking ethonol.
seattlejohn01

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« #412 : 03-26-2008 20:41 »

144: Put 83 cents in a bank account, go to sleep for a thousand years, and you'll be a Billionaire.
tyraniak

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« #413 : 03-26-2008 22:56 »

143: Mule farmers don't make much money

142: Lyndon Larouche won't stop with the knock knock jokes
seattlejohn01

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« #414 : 03-26-2008 23:34 »

141: Don't forget, celebrating Freedom Day is nothing without the ceremonial Hot Tub.
Frisco17

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« #415 : 03-27-2008 18:56 »

140: Bender hates auto-destruct.

139: Nibbler can fire a heat-ray from his third eye.
seattlejohn01

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« #416 : 03-27-2008 19:21 »

138: Global Warming did exist; it was cancelled out by Nuclear Winter.
tyraniak

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« #417 : 03-27-2008 21:50 »

137: Second hand smoke was a myth
seattlejohn01

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« #418 : 03-27-2008 22:25 »

136: Don't allow Bender anywhere near an electrical source, or he'll jack on.
x.Bianca.x

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« #419 : 03-28-2008 00:53 »
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135: You don't wanna know whos behind toothpaste comes from

seattlejohn01

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« #420 : 03-28-2008 01:06 »

134: According to Zapp Brannigan, if you're not excited by "death by Snu Snu", then you must be gay.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #421 : 03-28-2008 01:34 »

133: It's okay to blaspheme in Robot Hell.
seattlejohn01

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« #422 : 03-28-2008 01:46 »

132: At some point, the future will be threatened by a race of super intelligent space brains.
Frisco17

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« #423 : 03-28-2008 20:25 »

131: Fry was not already pope of something once.
tyraniak

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« #424 : 03-28-2008 23:17 »

130: If the globetrotters challenge, nothing is at stake
seattlejohn01

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« #425 : 03-29-2008 01:10 »

129: If you don't accept the Globetrotters challenge, they'll have a press conference where they'll call you a "jive sucker".
hobbitboy

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« #426 : 03-29-2008 03:20 »

128: In the thirty-first century even executives can be fired for incompetence.
seattlejohn01

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« #427 : 03-29-2008 03:28 »

127: The only way to be able to play holophoner is to get intestinal parasites or trade hands with the robot devil.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #428 : 03-29-2008 05:08 »

126: Dating your co-worker and transport vessel is against Planet Express regulations.
seattlejohn01

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« #429 : 03-29-2008 12:50 »

125: Be careful in the future, tlephone booths look just like suicide booths.
tyraniak

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« #430 : 03-29-2008 14:27 »

124: Suicide Booths were started in 2008 (so that's something to look forward to)
seattlejohn01

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« #431 : 03-29-2008 15:02 »

123: Suicide booths give you 2 options: quick & painless, or slow & horrible.
Frisco17

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« #432 : 03-29-2008 19:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
126: Dating your co-worker and transport vessel is against Planet Express regulations.

126 Amended:  Dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical and a violation of interstellar shipping statute 437-B. .
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #433 : 03-30-2008 00:53 »

122: If you accept the precepts of Robotology, you WILL go to hell if you screw up.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #434 : 03-30-2008 03:52 »

Frisco, you anorak wearing pendant!

121: Bees explode when they hit things.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #435 : 03-30-2008 13:46 »

120: If you're stuck through the chest with a bee stinger, you can survive, as long as you don't get any bee poison in you.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #436 : 03-30-2008 13:58 »

119: a robot can grow up to rob a conveinence store or be a conveinence store

118: sick vending machine robots are a good source of food
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #437 : 03-30-2008 15:04 »

117: For robots, puberty has to be installed.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #438 : 03-31-2008 03:14 »

116: Werecars don't sound like a golden marmoset.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #439 : 03-31-2008 03:25 »

115: You don't actually need three-fifths of your rectum.
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