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dr.bender nye

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« Reply #240 on: 08-21-2007 14:02 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2007 14:02 »

The Planet Express Crew are called to deliver Bender to the hospital as the Professor's invention of a giant eight pawed Cat went badly wrong.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #241 on: 08-21-2007 14:04 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2007 14:04 »

Reposted for the new page:


Professor: "Hmm, as far as I can tell, these wounds were caused by a large claw of some sort."
bend_her

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« Reply #242 on: 08-22-2007 03:59 »

Professor: Tsk tsk, I tried to warn him, VR games for robots can sometimes turn real...

Zoidberg: I can fix the robut I can! Fry, quickly, I need your liver!

Fry: Uh, I don't think it works that way...
coldangel

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« Reply #243 on: 08-22-2007 04:15 »

Zoidberg: "The Robut must have dozed off..."

Professor: "One by one, Freddy Kruegerbot will slaughter us all!"

Fry: "Not if we keep drinking coffee. More coffee. Gotta stay awake. Need more coffee..."
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #244 on: 08-22-2007 15:38 »

Amy: Uh, didn't we already do an episode where bender gave birth?
Frisco17

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« Reply #245 on: 08-22-2007 22:00 »

Proffesor: "I haven't seen lightsaber damage this bad since the Star Wars Trek"
Leela: "You see Bender? This is why you should never insult Darth Vader."
Bender: "What? All I said was his metal ass was shiny. It's a compilment."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #246 on: 08-23-2007 01:29 »

Professor: We can rebuild him.  We have the technology...
Fry: Actually Bender pawned the technology for beer money.
Professor: He sold the technology?  Come on, Zoidberg.  We'll have to scrap his mangled corpse to recoup the loss.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #247 on: 08-23-2007 01:56 »

Leela: Bender, we all know you wanted sexy washboard abs... but...
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #248 on: 08-23-2007 05:54 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2007 05:54 »

Professor: spread your cheeks and lift your sak...

Fry:I dont think bender has a sak...or is it me who doesn't? i get confused...
Decapodian

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« Reply #249 on: 08-23-2007 21:12 »

@Paz: Nice to see you back Pjr. Now update your fanfiction.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #250 on: 08-24-2007 03:37 »

Bender: If you think that my chest is really messed up, you should see what they did to my crotch-plate.
Xanfor

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« Reply #251 on: 08-24-2007 08:32 »

DrThunder88, wins. Classical references beat sak humour anyday.

He can post the next grab. Then sit here tediously and judge the posts. Just goes to show ya... Six million dollars don't buy what it used to.

DrThunder88

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« Reply #252 on: 08-25-2007 01:47 »

Sak?  That better stand for Swiss Army Knife.



I'm sure it won't be tedious...just don't prove me wrong.
LayZ341

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« Reply #253 on: 08-25-2007 01:56 »

Zoidberg: What are you humans complaining about?!  At least you have hands, try pleasuring yourself with these!
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #254 on: 08-25-2007 02:20 »

Zoidberg: What is everybody talking about, I know every nook and crany of human anatomy. Each of your three brains must be damaged! Most likely because of Finrot or your lack of shells.
futz
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« Reply #255 on: 08-25-2007 14:25 »

As Zoidberg was about to make what was actually a brilliant point, he realized that once again he had fallen for the Professor's liniment on the chair gag.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #256 on: 08-25-2007 14:33 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2007 14:33 »

Zoidberg: "I don't understand. Comedy Central is known for South Park with all their bah ha's and no crab-rew tollerance. And yet we're moving over there?

Professor: "Only to rip on FOX for cancelling us. And we'll finally get more paychecks.

Zoidberg: "Horray! Zoidberg will eat like a Comedian!"

Fry: "He-yeah, like The Head Of Drew Carrey. That's right America, we offend ABC as well."

(spelling edit. Not for ABC)
JBERGES

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« Reply #257 on: 08-27-2007 15:32 »

A vague boring picture eh?
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Zoid:    (Reference to being poor)

Professor:    (Gratuitous angry remark)

Zoid:   (Misguided anatomical assumption)

Professor:     (Indecipherable gibberish)

Zoid:    (Humorous complaint with Jewish stereotype undertones)

Professor:    (Non-sequitur)

Bender (off camera):   (Vulgar zinger)
Frisco17

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« Reply #258 on: 08-27-2007 16:12 »

Zoidberg: "So I get to the bottom of the dumpster and it's not just a pizza box, but a pizza box with a dead rat inside. What a day that was."

Bender: (Offscreen) "Has anybody seen my special cooking sauce?"

Zoidberg: "No, but I'll find it. Zoidberg is afoot!"

Professor's mind: "Dude his claws are huge."

(I know it's weak but I couldn't really think of anything.)
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #259 on: 08-27-2007 19:22 »

Professor (thinking): "Maybe it's the dementia, but Zoidberg's looking pretty hot tonight. Oh yes. I gotta get me some of that."
defdev1

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« Reply #260 on: 08-28-2007 07:27 »

Zoidberg:What are you talking about speak up i can hardly hear you..........

Professor:No one is even here you've been talkin to yourself i fell asleep........

Professors mind:Who do i know who can cook lobster?  confused

"Oh Look Its DefDev1!" "And his Friend Jesus"
DrThunder88

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« Reply #261 on: 08-28-2007 20:24 »

This is a tough one...  Kryten wins, but JBERG almost had him on points.
Kryten

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« Reply #262 on: 08-28-2007 21:43 »



Have at it, my good chums.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #263 on: 08-28-2007 23:08 »

Leela: So that's what the parabox looks like from the inside...
Frisco17

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« Reply #264 on: 08-28-2007 23:14 »

Leela: "Note to self. Never look under the seat of Fry's VW Bus again."
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #265 on: 08-29-2007 01:17 »

I don't have any good idea's, but here it go's anyway.

Leela: Wow, these new Plasma T.V. rooms are Amazing! Wait, why is everyone looking into the store camera and yelling at me?!

Hermes: Date Fry mon, He's a good match for you!

Amy: Spleesh Leela, give him a chance!

Professor: Date my uncle, you insensitive cyclops!

Zoidberg: Leela, Fry has done the mating dance for you, date him already.

*Mummbling from off screen*

Zoidberg:What, a spider crawled down his shirt?
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #266 on: 08-29-2007 02:18 »

Leela:  This is the worst game of virtual Hungry Hungry Hippos ever!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #267 on: 08-29-2007 09:06 »

Leela: There, I won't forget my dentist appointment this time.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #268 on: 08-29-2007 09:16 »

Leela: [Groans]  (thinking) "Remember; turn off the holographic wallpaper after drinking 'supernovas'."

My standard disclaimer.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #269 on: 08-29-2007 12:15 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2007 12:15 »

Leela: Dear Diary, it feels like the walls are closing in and they're being such jerks about it...

UBB corrected.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #270 on: 08-29-2007 13:28 »

Announcer: Welcome To The Hall of Strangers!
Kryten

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« Reply #271 on: 08-29-2007 21:08 »

First, my caption:

Leela: I'm really starting to regret choosing this wallpaper pattern.


And now, the winner: JBERGES!

Go for it!
JBERGES

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« Reply #272 on: 08-29-2007 21:29 »

yaaaay.  It's nice to see some old-school peelers around again.
Next up:

Frisco17

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« Reply #273 on: 08-29-2007 23:58 »

At first Leela was angry about being knocked out when the space pirates raided the PE Ship. Then she realized she was lucky she wasn't desintigrated like Fry and Bender.
Xanfor

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« Reply #274 on: 08-30-2007 00:57 »

Leela knew she shouldn't've believed the professor when he'd told her that the poison candy hearts were as likely to escape the cargo hold as a rocket-powered hyperfox was likely to be caught by a herd of one-legged hunting tortoises.
scruffyconrad

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« Reply #275 on: 08-30-2007 01:14 »

godfellas
DrThunder88

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« Reply #276 on: 08-30-2007 01:47 »

Tragically, despite her healthy lifestyle, Leela was cut down in the prime of life by a massive heart attack.

 
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Originally posted by scruffyconrad:
godfellas

Right and yet so utterly, utterly wrong.
Xanfor

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« Reply #277 on: 08-30-2007 01:57 »
« Last Edit on: 08-30-2007 01:57 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:

Tragically, despite her healthy lifestyle, Leela was cut down in the prime of life by a massive heart attack.

   laff    laff    laff

[Stewie]I am going to kill you.[/Stewie]

dr.bender nye

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« Reply #278 on: 08-30-2007 04:25 »

Sneezing in the Future Has Changed.
Buy Sweet Heart Snot avalable at barely any Stores
Sine Wave

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« Reply #279 on: 08-30-2007 11:49 »

Leela: "It's a Candyland Killbot, they're beaming aboard! Everyone duck!"
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