A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #320 on:]

Leela: When you said you were going to show off your pull-ups, I thought you meant some sort of calisthenics, not your potty-training underpants.

[Reply #321 on:]

Sorry I read the date on the last entry wrong I thought it said the forth not the sixth. My bad.

[Reply #322 on:]

I'll pick bend_her.


(Bender: Now you know why your species died out Leela.)

[Reply #323 on:]

Damn I lost again. Great one Bend_her.

[Reply #324 on:]

Thanks!



Take it away, mon!

Edit: removed the link to imageshack.

[Reply #325 on:]

Zoidberg: Fry, will you still hold me like this when I carry your young?
Fry: Uhh, Zoidberg. This is getting really creepy. We're supposed to be rehearsing for the play and this isn't part of it.
Zoidberg: But Fry I love you! Why can't you love me back? *Cries*
Fry: You know how I feel about Leela but I also care for you. Maybe if you were a woman I'd date you but your not. I'm sorry.
Zoidberg: *Thinking*If I was a woman he'd love me. Hmmm...

If by some strange mirical I win please someone take my turn.

[Reply #326 on:]

Zoidberg: "Hold me, friend!"

Fry: "Uh, maybe later."

[Reply #327 on:]

Fry: Uh, this isn't what I meant when I said "I love lobster".....but hey, this is nice too.

[Reply #328 on:]

Fry, I'm so glad I quit dendrochronology. All I ever dated was trees!

[Reply #329 on:]

Fry: zoidberg?  What happened to Leela?
Zoidberg: she left, so she made me fill in.
Fry: Did you put super glue on yourself?  I can't even let go.
Zoidberg: That's not all I put on myself.

[Reply #330 on:]

Zoidberg: I love you Fry
Fry: Uh, I love you too Zoidberg.
(thinking) Alright, just slowly pull away and back out of the room...

[Reply #331 on:]

*Zoidberg enter the room and upon smelling the air, runs up and hugs Fry*

Zoidberg: What is that wonderful aroma. *Smells Fry some more* Quickly Fry it's coming from your pocket!

*Fry reaches into one of his pockets and pulls out a clump of mold*

Fry: Ewwwwww, mooooolllllld. Although this does explane were that cracker I dropped a month or so ago went. And that Funky smell that has been following me.

Zoidberg: I don't care if it's one day or one month, I'll take it! *Zoidy eats it whole*

Fry: Or was it a chunk of cheese to start out as?

[Reply #332 on:]

Zoidberg;: I wish I could quit you, Fry.

[Reply #333 on:]

Fry: Maybe we should stop hugging on the count of 3.
Zoidberg: Agreed. 3!
(Still hugging)
Fry: I can't, your too warm.
Professor: WHAT IN KAPERNICUS'S DOOMSDAY DEVICE ARE YOU LIVER LOVERS DOING?
Zoidberg: Uhh... Its exactly what it looks like.

[Reply #334 on:]

Fry: I never heard of slow dancing being part of a physical before.

Dr. Zoidberg: Physical? Oh, yes - yes it has been since 2753.

Fry: But what  - WHAAOUCH!

Dr. Zoidberg: You should have that looked at.

[Reply #335 on:]

Zoidberg: "Red woven fabric! What a feast!"

Fry: "Zoidberg, for the last time you can't eat my jacket!"

(Leela walks in.)

Leela: "Dr. Zoidberg what the hell do you think your doing?"

Bender(OS): "I'll get the water boiling."

[Reply #336 on:]

Fry: Guys, I can't talk right now, but I think I may have a parasite.
Zoidberg: What a coincidence, I think I do too.

[Reply #337 on:]

LayZ341 wins the round!

[Reply #338 on:]

[Reply #339 on:]

Zoidberg: Oh my god, they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Fry.
Fry: Who, who?
Zoidberg: Who do you think, the Libyans!
Fry: Holy shit!

Edit:Yes, I'm an enormous dork. However, if you get it, you're just as big a dork and are therefore not allowed to laugh at me.  [/small]

[Reply #340 on:]

Zoidberg: FRY! This intervention will probably be about us hugging 4 days ago!
Hermes: Uh, actually it was more of the fact that the Michal Jackson Surgery Impressions have to stop. But you started it, we'll finish it.

Happy September 11th, guys. Wait, what?

[Reply #341 on:]

Fry, I ate your nose!

[Reply #342 on:]

Zoidberg: "Fry, your arms are possessed by the zombie spirit! I must amputate them now!"

[Reply #343 on:]

Zoidberg: Fry this could be just the begining! Think of the money I, er, you could make with all those organs, rich... tasty... organs!

Fry: Aaaaah!

Leela: Don't be such a baby Fry.

Zoidberg: Here! Fill out this Donor card!

Fry: Hy is onor in otation arks?

[Reply #344 on:]

Zoidberg: Fry I just Had to eat your nose!
Fry: thank god you did!  Now I can't smell you anymore, you smell like shit!

[Reply #345 on:]

Wow! I'm not even gonna try after Totalnerduk's post. That is just amazing.

[Zapp]
"Kudos, I can't say I don't envy you."
[/Zapp]

[Reply #346 on:]

"They fired me, Fry! I only ate three of the kids, but the Boy Scouts STILL fired me! But they'll never make me give up the uniform! Never, I tell you!"

[Reply #347 on:]

Zoidberg: Waaah... what have I done??? All I wanted was to greet Fry with a Hongi!

(pause)

Zoidberg: Now I must re-attach the cartilagines nasi without damaging the nasal fossa...

Hermes (surprised): Sweet baboons of Eastern Cameroon! Where did you learn about human anatomy?

Zoidberg: I watched it on an emergency face laser commercial (miming) "1.21 Gigawatts of power on your own wrist!!!"

Leela: Um, perhaps I shouldn't wear this thing so often...

[Reply #348 on:]

Next on Fox: World's Gruesomest "Got-Your-Nose" Injuries Caught on Tape IV

[Reply #349 on:]

And who could forget that famous moment of Spanish Fry, where Zoidberg was finally told he did not have a nose...

[Reply #350 on:]

A lot of great responses, but it was a toss up between tnuk and Kryten.  So because I'm too lazy to make a decision, the first one to post a grab wins.

[Reply #351 on:]

I didn't really catch that, do you mean those two only or anyone, say, like this?:

[Reply #352 on:]

EDIT: Disregard this post!

[Reply #353 on:]

I meant the first one between the two finalist.

[Reply #354 on:]

I win. Me. The winner. I win. Because here I am, winning by posting a grab.

Go nucking futs.

[Reply #355 on:]

Hermes: Bender mon, this is the last time I allow you to have an office party! Look at this mess!!!!

Bender: What? Oh, I mean....uhhh...yes a party. Thats definately what I did last night. Yeah.....a party.

*As Hermes walks out muttering to himself, Bender puts something into his chest compartment*

Bender: If this ever see's the light of day, I'll be in jail for 500 years!

*He pulls a padlock out of his chest and puts it on his chest, he locks it and throws the key into his mouth*

[Reply #356 on:]

Bender: I told you a Jamacan drug feast doesn't work with a robot and his office but you just bonged off.
Hermes: It was my son's 18th!

[Reply #357 on:]

Hermes: Bender mon, what have you done to my office?

Bender: I was trying to help you calculate your taxes, because I saw Fry trying, and he isn't even a robot.

Hermes: And how does that explain the state of my office?

Bender: I was trying to figure out 1+1, but I couldn't Carry-The-One. Stupid CPU, ending up overheating.

Hermes: I have half a mind to throw you in the incinerator.

[Reply #358 on:]

Hermes: Luckily I had a waranty on my office!  Thanks Bender mon!

Bender: And luckily I have a spare leg and arm!

Hermes: ughhhhhhh,

Bender: Ah crap, i just had to bring that brain slug again! 

[Reply #359 on:]

Hermes: Looks like you showed Morgan your rust around the collar.

Bender: Yeeaah...