JBERGES
Urban Legend
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« Reply #360 on: 09-14-2007 17:38 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2007 17:38 »
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Hermes: Did you manage to fight off your loan shark? Bender: Yeah, but it still cost me an arm and a leg! *rimshot*
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LayZ341
Professor
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Just submitted for fun.
Bender: Curse you humans and your EMP's!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Roberto: I bet you'll think twice next time before stealing my turn to post a grab.
Bender: Its not my fault my fans are impatient.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Roberto: Bender, you got a human on you. Hold still a sec...I'll get it.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Roberto: This'll teach ya to mess with Little House on the Prarie!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Roberto: Now you all just hold still.
Bender: How long is this going to take?
Roberto: You can't rush a good butter sculpture.
Leela: I'm freezing!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Virgins are funny?
I must be hilarious!
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bend_her
Professor
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Virgins are funny?
I must be hilarious! lmao! I kid too...
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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"Virgins!"
"Crap!"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "You know Flexo I'm starting to rethink this three-some idea of your's.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender: No we weren't laughing at your answer, Miss Amazon South Carolina. Flexo: Yeah, we love the children.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Miss Amazonia: Phug unimpressed with funhouse mirror prank. Make ass look twice as big! Bender: Please, Honey, if anything, it makes your ass look two times better. Miss Amazonia: Me see two asses about to be two times deader.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Kryten wins, too many runner ups to list.
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Robo D Rulz!!
Bending Unit
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Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: There, there Morbo old buddy, your cooking's not that bad.
Morbo: *Between sobs* Stupid critics, Morbo will d...d..distroy them all!
Ethan Tate: No....no, your cooking's good, here look I'll eat some.
*Takes a bite, shudders as he swallows it and nearly chucks it back up but he's able to keep it down.
Morbo: *Starts to stop crying* Thank....you, when the time comes, Morbo will kill you quicky. By the way, what do you think, to much rat poison.
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bend_her
Professor
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Morbo: Owww! Morbo just ate two kittens and has terrible gas!
Bubblegum: There there... ol' Bubblegum's gonna pat you on the back and burp you like a little old... WHOA! What's that funky razzmatazz??
Linda (OS): (giggles) Looks like Morbo needs a diaper change too! (giggles)
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