Would you rather...

[Reply #480 on:]

I'd rather be infuriated by the concept of wuv, confusion just isn't productive.

Would you rather own "Calculon's Talent" or "Le Palm D'orbit"?

[Reply #481 on:]

erm probably le palm d'orbit

a bit of a random one: would you rather eat toe clippings out of the trash or kiss zapp branigan?

[Reply #482 on:]

Do I really have to choose?
Darn it...

Fine, toe clippings because kissing Zapp is ten times worse.

Would you rather be made into Glagnar's Human Rinds or Soylent Cola?

[Reply #483 on:]

Soylent Cola!  It's made of people!


Would you rather have Bender do cooking at a dinner party for Fry before his wedding, or have Bender throw Fry a wild bachlor party?

[Reply #484 on:]

Glagnar's Human Rinds are made of people too!

Bender throw a party, it'd be so wild we could discreetly throw away the food.

Would you rather live on Omicron Persei 8 or Wormulon?

[Reply #485 on:]

Omicron Persei 8.  Watching Lrrrrr & Nndndnd fighting all the time would be hilarious.

Would you rather be Nibbler or Seymour?

[Reply #486 on:]

Seymour because Seymour is my hero!

Would you rather see Leela tell Fry she loves him or see the Robot Devil fall in love with the Crushinator?

[Reply #487 on:]

I've got to go with the Robot Devil.  If Leela & Fry fall in love, the series is finally over.

Would you rather work for the Queen Worm making Slurm, or for Santa Claus in his toy factory?

[Reply #488 on:]

Queen Worm. It's not like she tries to shoot you...

Would you rather have to sit through Mr. Wong making fat jokes at you or hear Zapp sing his song about Leela? (Amazon Women in the Mood)

[Reply #489 on:]

Oh god.  NEITHER.  Either one would cause me to off myself.

Would you rather be totally anal like Hermes (or Morgan Proctor) or a total slob like Fry?

[Reply #490 on:]

Fry, slobs have more fun.

Would you rather own Mars or Nylar 8?

[Reply #491 on:]

Mars; I have no idea what Nylar 8 looks like.

Would you rather see Zoidberg find a mate or see Zapp unemployed and down & out?

[Reply #492 on:]

It was funny last time, so let's see Zapp get more fattening hobo cuisine.

Assuming there was no other choice, would you rather jump from the PE building or use another method that wont damage your liver?

[Reply #493 on:]

Jump from the PE building just because.

Would you rather own Pazuzu or an electric snail?

[Reply #494 on:]

Pazuzu's loyalty wins it for me, although I'd have to put him through college to earn it. Maybe the snail would be less hassle.

Would you rather have Nibbler or Seymour as your pet?

[Reply #495 on:]

I'd rather have Nibbler, because he's a lot more interesting.

Would you rather have a parrot or 500 stink lizards?

[Reply #496 on:]

500 Stink Lizards, I can give them away to 500 friends.

Would you rather be Robot Santa or Roberto?

[Reply #497 on:]

Santa. They took away Roberto's stabbing knife once, but no-one takes anything from Santa.

Would you rather own Bender or Robot 1-X? (Be honest now)

[Reply #498 on:]

Bender, he's much more loveable!

Would you rather be Seymour or the Parrot in Xmas Story?

[Reply #499 on:]

Seymour..no..yes..no..YES..YE S...THE PARROT!

Would you rather have mistletoe or a TOW missle?

[Reply #500 on:]

Misteltoe.  No one wants a Tow missle for XMAS.

Would you rather hang out with Qwanzabot or Hannukah Zombie?

[Reply #501 on:]

Hannakah Zombie because he's so mysterious.

Would you rather be Lee Lemon or Enus?

[Reply #502 on:]

Enus.  Because I'm a dude.

Would you rather be Zapp Branigan, or William Shatner's head in a jar?

[Reply #503 on:]

William Shatner. If I was Zapp, it would be creepy because I'm a girl.

Would you rather pop a poppler in your mouth or some glagnar's human rinds?

[Reply #504 on:]

A poppler.  I'm not a cannibal...

Would you rather drink slurm (knowing where it comes from) or eat Bender's food?

[Reply #505 on:]

Slurm...Bender's food...YUCK

Would you rather play blurnsball or work for the Sygnoids?

[Reply #506 on:]

Hmmm the whale biologist.

Would you choose Fry or Lars?

[Reply #507 on:]

I'd rather play Blernsball; as long as I didn't have to face the one eyed bean machine.

Would you rather be kif (working for Zapp) or Hermes (working for Farnsworth)?

[Reply #508 on:]

Hermes. Being KIf is terrible.

Would you rather be Humor Bot 5.0 or Monique?

[Reply #509 on:]

Humorbot 5.0, 'cause I don't remember who Monique is (I'm ashamed to say).

Would you rather be Hookerbot 5000 or Sgt. Feces Processor?

[Reply #510 on:]

Monique is the girl robot from "All My Circuits"


Hookerbot 5000 because *tear* I don't know who Sgt. Feces Processor is.


Would you rather have to watch only the 72 episodes of Futurama for the rest of your life or have to watch only the 4 new movies for the rest of your life?

[Reply #511 on:]

 

Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
No one wants a Tow missle for XMAS.

I disagree.

The new movies. I can watch the episodes in my head buy now so that's the next best thing.

Would you rather live in the sewers or on the garbage ball?

[Reply #512 on:]

Sewers, I can learn more about their culture.


Would you rather live on the moon or live on mars?

[Reply #513 on:]

Mars. The only reason people go to the moon is for the tacky little amusement park.

Would you rather go to Luna Park or Reckless Ted's Funland?

[Reply #514 on:]

Reckless Ted's Funland; I've always wanted to meet the Robot Devil.

Would you rather fight the ball creatures, or the spider creatures?

[Reply #515 on:]

The Spiderians - you can watch them weave tapestries  while you're still killing them.

Would you rather go to Chapek 9 or the Brain Slug planet?

[Reply #516 on:]

Chapek 9.  No one wants a brain slug.

Would you rather work for the Signoids or for Zapp Brannigan in the Doop army?

[Reply #517 on:]

Signoids, I could teach them how to make good pizza, then eat a whole bunch for free!

Would you rather be "that guy" or the leader of the ultimate robot fighting league?

[Reply #518 on:]

Having worked for someone like "that 80's guy", I'd rather be the leader of the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.

Would you rather spend a weekend with the Pain Monster or eat Bender's cooking?

[Reply #519 on:]

Pain Monster. It's gonna happen anyway. I can see myself growing up to be someone who never pays her taxes.

Would you rather have Calculon's unholy acting talent or the Bender's crotch plate?