Would you rather...

[Reply #440 on:]

A cricket alien.  A $300 tax rebate isn't alive.

Would you rather be Harold Zoid or Professor Farnsworth?

[Reply #441 on:]

Harold Zoid, cause then I'd have somebody's Oscar.

Would you rather be taught to cook by Elzar or Master Spargle?

[Reply #442 on:]

Elzar.  Helmut Spargle's students have a tendency to create food that kills.

Would you rather be one of the homeless robots "that bender keeps hearing about", or one of the homeless hobos who ride the light speed rails?

[Reply #443 on:]

Both. I'd be a homeless robo who joined the light speed rail-riding life of a hobo.

Would you rather be a sheep or a shark? (Sorry to get all eighties on you).

[Reply #444 on:]

Homeless Hobo. A life on the rails sounds fun!

Would you rather be Bender with no alcohol or Fry with no emotion?

[Reply #445 on:]

"A sheep" and "Fry with no emotion" respectively.

Sheep: because the assumption that they are all harmless with no initiative provides excellent cover to hide whatever you're really up to.

Fry: who know's, taking away his emotion might actually be an improvement.

Would you rather see another story involving Slurm or one about Soylent Cola?

[Reply #446 on:]

Soylent Cola. Slurm is boring...*yawn*

Would you rather see Leela fall in love with Zapp or see Fry get to know Lucy Liu?

[Reply #447 on:]

Fry get to know Lucy Liu of course! 


Would you rather have Zapp go out with Michelle or Morgan Proctor?

[Reply #448 on:]

Michelle they both seem to be incedibly annoying to the opposite sex.

Would you rather see Fry or Amy get promoted?

[Reply #449 on:]

Amy

Would you rather be a hypnotoad or a nibblonian?

[Reply #450 on:]

Is there more than one hypnotoad? Anyway I'd rather not be a Nibblonian - too much responsibility.

Would you rather see Mom or Hedonismbot become poor?

[Reply #451 on:]

Mom because I dislike her. Hedonismbot is cool.

Would you rather like to see Atlantis or Old New York?

[Reply #452 on:]

There is no such thing as Atlantis. It's the Under Sea Kingdom of Atlanta! So, Old New York.

Would you rather see Bubble Gum Tate become a golf player or see Zoidberg fall in love?

[Reply #453 on:]

I think Tate would make a great golfer. And I'd hate to see Zoidberg mate and then have to die.

Would you rather be a Space Cow or a Tar Shark?

[Reply #454 on:]

A space cow.

Would you rather be killed by Santa Clause or going into a suicide cell?

[Reply #455 on:]

It's called a suicide booth...duh.  Anyway, Robot Santa.

Would you rather see Leela and Fry have kids or see Leela and Fry never discover they deep down love each other.

[Reply #456 on:]

Kids, etc. (Stupid question IMO)

Would you rather be stationed on the Nimbus or at Roswell?

[Reply #457 on:]

Roswell; there's no way I could stand Zapp's pompous suaveness. Or suave pompousness.

Would you rather have Hypnotoad appear in every episode or have Xanthor become a regular character?

[Reply #458 on:]

Hypnotoad, otherwise it would ruin one of the best non-sequitors from the show.

(Even though I've thought of doing the other option myself...)

Would you rather Fry and Leela never get together or have them get together, only for one to disappear (like the X-Files)?

[Reply #459 on:]

Hmmm... that's a knotty question. I'm not sure, but that notwithstanding, its not that I would not like to not see them never get together nor not have them get together only not for one of them (but not the other) to not disappear... or not. Well, not really, anyway.

Would you rather have the writers publically acknowledge that Xanthor's name should really be spelled with an 'f' instead of a 'th' (in honor of a certain, longstanding PEELer) or would you rather see Zylex make brief (and pointless) cameos in each of the next three movies?

[Reply #460 on:]

I'd like to briefly see Xanfor's file in Hermes' office in one of the movies, just to prove its spelling. Zylex should be forgotten and new pointless cameos invented for the next three films.

Would you rather see Amy get married or the Professor continue to date the fat girl from 300 big boys?

[Reply #461 on:]

Amy get married; she deserves happiness.

Would you rather be on the Planet Express crew with Bender or Flexo?

[Reply #462 on:]

Bender, Flexo's mustache creeps me out.

Would you rather see Bigfoot have a speaking role on Futurama or see Lrrr finally control Earth?

[Reply #463 on:]

Cant we have both? OK bigfoot speaking, Lrrr has no idea of the sort of temperatures we can endure anyway.

Would you rather be one of the Yarn people of Nylar 4 or the Moon farmer guy?

[Reply #464 on:]

Yarn people of Nylar 4, then I could walk up to Zapp and say "SCISSORS DO NOT CUT YARN PEOPLE!"

Would you rather watch Single Female Lawyer or All My Circuits?

[Reply #465 on:]

Single Female Lawyer.  She's promiscuous & has "lots o' sex"...

Would you rather have Free Waterfall Jr. or Free Waterfall Sr. come back from the dead?

[Reply #466 on:]

Sr. He's slightly less creepy.

Who would you rather have represent you, Old Man Waterfall or the Hyperchicken?

[Reply #467 on:]

Waterfall seems to know what he's doing.

Would you rather be on trial for polygamy or for violating Brannigan's Law?

[Reply #468 on:]

Violating Brannigan's Law, I could get off scott free with my "female charm"   

As if.  No it's because Zapp is an idiot and would forget his own law within a few hours.

Would you rather see more of the Bongo Boogie Boots or more of Iron Chef? 

[Reply #469 on:]

The boots brought nothing but disaster, so it must be more Iron Cook. Could anyone else humiliate Elzar in a large stadium? I'd like to see them try without LSD.

Would you rather see more of Michelle or more of the Loch Ness Monster?

[Reply #470 on:]

Have we ever seen the Loch Ness Monster??

Would you rather see Bender stay a fembot or see more of the sewers?

[Reply #471 on:]

(OK, it's just a log with a haloween mask stapled to it. But it still draws a crowd.)

More of the sewers. Bender just wasn't the same as a girl.

Would you rather date Zapp or Alcazar?

[Reply #472 on:]

Neither; I'm a guy.

Would you rather work for Zapp, or be Bender's assistant cook?

[Reply #473 on:]

Zapp, I'm abit more ambitious than Kif so I think I could outsmart him enough to replace him. Then I'd be one step closed to world domination.

I've said to much. They must all be eliminated.

Would you rather work for the Organ guy or the Porno Monster?

[Reply #474 on:]

Probably the Organ guy, but not by much; both kinda creep me out.

Would you rather spend a weekend with the Pain Monster or the Porn Monster.

[Reply #475 on:]

Pain Monster. My taxes are all in order so I have nothing to fear from the Pain Monster, plus the Porn Monster freaks me out.

Would you rather live with Barbados Slim or Bubblegum Tate?

[Reply #476 on:]

Bubblegum Tate it would give me a chance to become and honorary Globetrotter.

Would you rather be on the Globetrotters or the New New York Mets?

[Reply #477 on:]

Globetrotters. I like the idea of challenging Earth for no reason.

Would you rather teach alien women to lurve or deliver cargo?

[Reply #478 on:]

Lurve? I mean what the f...oh you mean love.

Depends what kind of alien women we're talking about here. 

Would you rather vote for Jack Johnson or John Jackson?

[Reply #479 on:]

Neither, they're both pretty unimpressive.

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