Would you rather...

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How this game works...

Some-one posts a 'Would you rather' question, either to do with a plot line of futurama eg, 'Would you rather see Bender killed or Fry?' or to do with interacting with the characters 'Would you rather kill fry or bender?'
Then, the next person answers and has to answer, no neithers or i don't knows. then they post their own 'Would you rather...'question.
I'll leave the first question up for grabs!

[#1 :]

Hm...I rather like this idea!
:::runs from the Bad Pun Police:::

Okay, I have one. It's from WMIBACIL. 

Would you rather live a life without sex, or have an early gruesome death?

[#2 :]

This sounds like fun...

I'd take the life without sex.  There's plenty of other things to enjoy in the world, like chocolate, and donuts...  And chocolate donuts. <Homer> Mmmm, donuts... </Homer>

Would you rather blow up a planet, or ride a tyranosaurus?

[#3 :]

Well done Pazuzujr, just the thing to breath some fresh air into Ontopic   

I would rather ride a T Rex, how cool would that be for one and blowing up a planet could possibly kill some freaky alien race which I object to! lol

Would you rather use the filthy chat room or the filthy filthy chat room?   

[#4 :]

Since we're on the topic of this episode.....I  would rather use the flithy chat room! 

Would you rather have Bender be the winner of the video game, or Hermes the winner? 

[#5 :]

Hermes, we don't need the rest of the episode taken up with a 15 minute rendition of "Bender's Great!"

Would you rather have Kif be even more of a wuss, or have Zapp be more intelligent?

[#6 :]

id rather have Kiff be more of a wuss it makes you love him even more

would you rather pay 50 miilion dollars on anchoves or wallow in the dark listening to classical music

[#7 :]

I'd rather wallow in the dark listening to classical music.

Would you rather live (as a human) on Chapek 9 or in Robot Hell?

[#8 :]

I think I'd try my luck on Chapek 9. More places to hide.

Would you rather go back to school just to drop out all over again, or randomly drop in and out of time for the rest of your life?

[#9 :]

Id rather go back to school just to drop out its alot simplier than droping in an out of time .

would you rather rekindle your love of bureaucracy or spend the week at a slave mine

[#10 :]

Spend a week at a slave mine, it'll give me the Aussie guy's hot bod.

Would you rather swim in a mutagenic lake or be stung by a space bee?

[#11 :]

I'd swim in the mutagenic lake, because I'm allergic to space bees and I don't want to know what would happen if i got stung.

Would you rather get the Nimbus or Planet Express Ship?

[#12 :]

Hmmm, you're playing hardball with that one Sinewave...
Space bee, because hell would only be one of three possible outcomes whereas it would be the only possible outcome of becoming a mutant.

Oops, beat to the punch by Trombonist!
I'd take the PE ship. Nimbus=mission after mission to destroy harmless races with Kif mocking you. PE Ship=mission after mission with my favorite crew.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life in a pharaoh's tomb with Bender or stuck with Melvar doing bad Star Trek fanfics?

[#13 :]

I'd stick with Melllvar.  We'd start a forum and call it "STEL" (Star Trek Employee Lounge)

Would you rather have an addiction to Slurm or "jacking on?"

[#14 :]

I'd go with the tomb because Melllvar wouldn't let me go to sleep, neither would Bender though...

Would you rather be in The Cowboy Universe or be on display at Kidnapster?

Damn you!

I'd go with "jacking on" for obvious reasons... 


Would you rather be in The Cowboy Universe or be on display at Kidnapster?

[#15 :]

Be in the cowboy universe, i'm not gonna get zapped every 10 seconds.

Would you rather be stuck at a prison on Omicron Persei 8 or have to live in Bender's (not closet) actual bedroom for the rest of your life

[#16 :]

stuck at a prison on Omicron Persei 8. They watch friends!

Would you rather see Fry and Leela go out with each other but break up of have them never getting together?

[#17 :]

As much as I hate to say this but i'd rather see them never go out, at least then they'd still be friends, right?

Would you rather be a slave to Bender or a have to do all of Hermes' paperwork forever?

[#18 :]

Slave. I could then hack into his interface to make him do thing for me without realizing it.

Would you rather Fry and Leela get married and have twelve children or that Fry die horribly in a traffic jelly and Leela start selling herself due to depression?

Yes, it's a satire. Deal with it.

[#19 :]

The one where fry dies, so I can find out what a traffic jelly is.

Would you rather have Hermes or Zoidber as a captainof the PE ship?

[#20 :]

Zoidberg. He has a sense of adventure and honor!

Would you rather Fry and Leela get married and have twelve genius children, or hunt down, find, and hire the services of the Leela who is now selling herself due to depression?

You didn't answer right before. Do so now.

[#21 :]

Marrried with children of course!

Would you rather Bender leave forever or for Kif to join the PE crew?

[#22 :]

The first one.

Would you rather I got together with beautiful Bender or Mr Sexy Fry? 

[#23 :]

 

Originally posted by Sine Wave:

Marrried with children of course!

For one, you said 'Married with Children!'. Heh.

Two, you call your self a ?

 

Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:

Would you rather I got together with beautiful Bender or Mr Sexy Fry?   

Bender, duh. Won't have any of this robosexual nonsense. Humans have each other and hands for those purposes.

Brought to you by... The Space Pope!

Oh, yes, and of course, would you rather Fry's hair be black or that Leela be bald?

Fun, fun, fun... In the sun, sun, sun...

[#24 :]

Aww, but my metal hands are all cold and metally; It's nice to leach excess warmth than relying on booze all the time 

[#25 :]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
    quote:Originally posted by Sine Wave:

    Marrried with children of course!

For one, you said 'Married with Children!'. Heh.

Two, you call your self a ?

That was intentional. And what's that supposed to mean?

 

Oh, yes, and of course, would you rather Fry's hair be black or that Leela be bald?

Fun, fun, fun... In the sun, sun, sun...

Fry with black hair.

Would you rather Fry have stayed with Amy or Morgan Proctor?

[#26 :]

I'd rather Amy. I thought they were sweet.

Would you rather no more futurama or no more PEEl?

[#27 :]

No PEEL.

Would you rather Leela hav three eyes or none?

[#28 :]

Does not compute (sparks fly out of head)

id rather have no more peel because futuram hjas the powr to make any message board

Would you rather die rom snu snu or die with the honor of being the first man on mars

[#29 :]

Die from Snu Snu. It'd be a good way to go.

Who would you rather exterminate: Cubert or Dwight?

[#30 :]

Cubert, of course! haven't you seen the "how would you killl cubert farnsworth" thread?

Would you rather have Hermes Or the robot devil as the president of Earth?

[#31 :]

Robot Devil. Hermes would make Earth dull and orederly.

Would you rather be thrown into a volcano or watch leela leave Fry fotr the Zapper? like a bird on it's belly

[#32 :]

I prefer to watch watch leela leave Fry for Zapp.  At least I'd live. 

Would you rather be in universe "A" or Universe "B?"

[#33 :]

A. Fry's single there.

Who would you rather date-Morgan, or an Amazonian?

[#34 :]

Morgan.

Would you rather have milk and cereal or a turkey and gravy on your head?

[#35 :]

id rather date the the most beautyful amazonian cuz everythings bigger(hee hee)

would you rather face the nintendians or make a faux ally mcbeal show

[#36 :]

make a faux ally mcbeal show as long as i could be Ally. It seemed fun. (also they mention mu birthday in that scene August 23rd. It makes me happy!  )

would you rather kill leela fry and bender or date proff and mom?

[#37 :]

The second one, but ONLY because I would never be able to kill someone. Not even Amy.

Would you rather eat ravioli with 3 shoeprints on it or a bucket of Popplers?

[#38 :]

The 3 print ravioli.

Would you rather cook with Elzar or be a Globetrotter?

[#39 :]

Trotter so I could show Leela my skills.

Would you rather be Zapp's assistant or Kif's assistant?