Would you rather...

[#400 :]

Head Museum,  that job seems very rewarding!

Would you rather see Fry and Zoibderg Clawpaque, or Hermes and Zoidberg Clawpaque? 

[#401 :]

Hermes & Zoidberg.  I've already seen Fry & Zoidberg.

Would you rather eat the Signoid's food or Bender's?

[#402 :]

Cygnoids take on Fry's advice, so I'd hope they might learn a little. Bender will NEVER cook well without LSD.

Would you rather fight 500ft tall Bender or Brainzilla?

[#403 :]

500ft tall Bender because Brainzilla just might be a little too smart.

Would you rather see Calculon go through with marrying Coilette or see Bender forever paralyzed?

[#404 :]

Calculon marrying coilette.  It would be a hoot to see his reaction when he learned that he'd really married Bender.

Would you rather ride in the fast people tubes or through space in the Planet Express ship?

[#405 :]

Fast People Tubes! They look SO COOL!

Would you rather be Zoidberg for a day or have to flush Nibbler down the toilet?

[#406 :]

Zoidberg. I could go one day with out food and survive. Plus I could use the claws on my enemies.

Would you rather be banished to neptune or the sub-sewer?

[#407 :]

Neptune.  I'll hang out with Santa Claus & the Yetis.

Would you rather fight the Masked Unit, or Zoidberg when he wants to mate?

[#408 :]

hmm..cant i just get the masked unit to fight zoidberg?

Would you rather futurama being really dirty or really baby-ish?

[#409 :]

Babyish. I don't want to have to stay up late to watch it.

Would you rather live in LA in the 31st century or New New New York in the 41st century?

[#410 :]

New New New York. It might have even COOLER tubes to ride around in.

Would you rather more of Leela in the orphanarium or see more about Leela's parent?

[#411 :]

See more of Leela's parents.  The orphanarium is BORING...

Would you rather learn more about Zoidberg's younger days, or more about Amy's parents?

[#412 :]

Zoidberg's younger days. Amy's parents would be like "When I was five I wanted a grandkid and vowed to bug my child until they had one."

Would you rather be an Omicronian or a Giant Brain?

[#413 :]

Giant Brain.  I'd know everything.

Would you rather have to deal with Clamps or Joey Mousepad?

[#414 :]

Joey Mousepad. AHHH! Watch out for the mousepad of DOOM! 

Would you rather see Kif and Amy get married or see Mr. and Mrs. Wong shut up about wanting a grandkid?

[#415 :]

Kif & Amy should get married.  Hearing Mr. & Mrs. Wong whine about grandchildren is hilarious.

Would you rather see Zapp get a girlfriend or Fry?

[#416 :]

Fry, Zapp hits on women like every episode.

Would you rather see Kif's children grow up and live with Amy and Kif or see Bender become a globe trotter?

[#417 :]

Let's see kiff's kids get through their tadpole phase & come to live with kiff & amy.

Would you rather Leela as a Pilot or a Blernsball player?

[#418 :]

Blernsball player. She's a pilot like every day...

Would you rather have Thompsons Teeth or Glagnar's Human Rinds?

[#419 :]

Thompson's Teeth. But I wouldn't use them to eat other teeth.

Would you rather join the Robot Mafia or the Church of Robotology?

[#420 :]

Robot Mafia. I'd get to use the CLAMPS!

Would you rather be the Robot Devil or Zapp Brannigan?

[#421 :]

The Robot Devil.  He has WAY more fun.

Would you rather have Leela or a Lucy Luibot as a girlfriend?

[#422 :]

Leela. She's not a robot and knows how to show true love.

Would you rather have a bad ass gravity pump or have a dooms day device?

[#423 :]

I'd rather have a dooms day device, because I can kick ass on the Spammers!

Would you rather be the human cop, or the "Oh Yeah" robot cop?

[#424 :]

I'd rather be URL. Smitty might not even be on the force.

Would you rather eat a pie with a fried egg on top, or a croque monsieur with a stein of meade?

[#425 :]

URL. That way I can end every sentence with, "Oh yeah."

Would you rather live in the Nation of Joe or the Republic of French Stereotypes?

[#426 :]

Nation of Joe cause Joe is cool!

Would you rather see Bender as a blurnsball player or see Fry as a mutant?

[#427 :]

I'd rather have a croque monsieur with a stein of mead (I have no idea what the food is, but "I'm adventerous food-wise" ).  Also, I'd rather live in the Republic of French Stereotypes; it'd be easy to know how to act.

Would you rather be Bender as Coilette, or Zapp as a total wimp & laughed at by women?

BTW, Congratulations Frisco, on becoming a Liquid Emperor!

[#428 :]

Bender as Coilette because I'm a girl already.

Would you rather learn more about Amy as a kid or more about Leela and Fry's future?

YAY FRISCO! ALL HAIL FRISCO THE LIQUID EMPEROR!

[#429 :]

More about Leela & Fry; we've already seen Amy as a fat kid with zits.

Would you rather see Zapp or Zoidberg as the Earthican President?

[#430 :]

Zoidberg as president. Just to see people look on from the gutter as he caresses their fancy box.

Would you rather live in Universe A or Universe 1?

[#431 :]

Universe 1. I'm not to lucky with coin flips as it is and I wouldn't have to spend time analizing....certain things.

Would you rather live in the Leprechaun universe or pirate universe?

   

Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
BTW, Congratulations Frisco, on becoming a Liquid Emperor!

   

Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
YAY FRISCO! ALL HAIL FRISCO THE LIQUID EMPEROR!

Zoidberg: "Finally recognition!"

Now my subjects, go and do my bidding.....whatever it may be?

[#432 :]

Pirate Universe.  "Leprechaun universe is good & all, but Pirate Universe..."

Would you rather live in the 60's universe, or the Ancient Roman Universe?

[#433 :]

Ancient Roman Universe. Cause there aren't any boxes in 60s universe, there aren't.

Would you rather live in Robot universe or Bobble-head universe?

[#434 :]

Robot Universe.  No one wants to be a Bobble Head.

Would you rather be a pizza delivery boy in 1999, or a Planet Express delivery boy in the 31st century?

[#435 :]

Planet Express delivery boy, cause I wouldn't want to repeat "I hate my life" to myself on deliveries.

Would you rather suffer from ocean madness or ocean rudeness?

[#436 :]

Ocean Rudeness.  I can be just like Bender...

Would you rather suffer from a spear attack by Congo Jack, or African Hydrolic Fever?

[#437 :]

Spear attack. "Congo Jack" is only good at killing stuff in video games so you're pretty safe.

Would you rather be on the Titanic or Vergon 6?

[#438 :]

Vergon 6.  I hate cold water.

Would you rather go through a wormhole & arrive in the 1940's, or be sucked into a black hole?

[#439 :]

The black hole. Unlike suicide booths, getting sucked into a black hole is free.

Would you rather be a cricket alien that changes form or a $300 tax rebate?