Would you rather...

[Reply #760 on:]

Clamps is way too manic. I'd rather be the much calmer Joey.

Would you rather see Calculon or Hairbot join the Robot Mafia?

[Reply #761 on:]

Calculon.  All the hairbot can do is sit around in the robot asylm & say "I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl".

Would you rather be Calculon's hot water heater or a blernsball game beer dispenser?

[Reply #762 on:]

Calculon's hot water heater, it pays better.

Would you rather have Seymour be able to talk or see Fry as a dog?

[Reply #763 on:]

It'd be cool to have Seymour talking, because "Seymour's My Hero!"

Would you rather see Zoidberg with super powers, or Bender be able to cook?

[Reply #764 on:]

YAY! SEYMOUR IS MY HERO! 
(I got a toy dog today at the store and I named it Seymour!)

Zoidberg with powers, everybody would love him more!

Would you rather be in the Robot Asylum or Santa's Workshop?

[Reply #765 on:]

The Robot Asylum because it's easier to escape.

Would you rather be imprisoned on Commander Riker's Island or under Alkazar's castle?

[Reply #766 on:]

Under Alkazar's castel; I know how to escape.

Would you rather drink beer with Bender, or eat a meal with Zoidberg?

[Reply #767 on:]

I'd rather drink with Bender (1: BEER!, 2: Bender actually makes a fun drinking buddy, 3: Zoidy's a messy eater, etc.)

Would you rather have Bender to help you get a through a crowd of people fighting for beer or have Zoidberg to help you get a through a crowd of people fighting for food? (P.S. There's enough for both of you IF you can get to it.)

[Reply #768 on:]

I get the feeling Zoidberg would eat the food faster than Bender would drink the beer. Also, the way Zoidberg eats would be very off-putting and probably make you lose your appetite.

Would you rather take Zoidberg to a restaurant or a free buffet?

[Reply #769 on:]

Restaurant, I'd make him pay and run away quietly.

Would you rather have boneitis or be a part of Oprahism?

[Reply #770 on:]

There's a cure for boneitis, so that (just make sure you take time out from being an 80s guy to actually cure it).

Would you rather fill this page or start the new topic early as people usually do?

[Reply #771 on:]

Start the new topic, but I can't think of a title!!! Any ideas?

Would you rather be one of Haddie's cats or a stink lizard?

[Reply #772 on:]

A stink lizard. I wouldn't want Farnsworth to hate me.

If you were going to jump off the PE building, would you rather just plummet or do a flip?

I liked "Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" that SJ suggested a while ago

[Reply #773 on:]

I like that title too! Can I start the new post? It would be my second post started. Or SJ could start it.

Do a flip, it's more exciting.

Would you rather have the robot shoot or have Zoidberg attack you during mating season?

[Reply #774 on:]

I'm sure no-one will mind if you start it

I'd always prefer anything to do with Zoidberg.

Would you rather have Gunter's hat or worms?

[Reply #775 on:]

Worms, they can't fall off of my head.

Would you have SJ start the new topic or me?

Cause I really don't care

[Reply #776 on:]

I don't care either.

Would you rather wait until SJ gets back or just start it anyway?

[Reply #777 on:]

Wait till SJ gets back, it's his title.

Would you rather have a nickel or a dime up your nose?

[Reply #778 on:]

A dime - it's worth more.

Would you rather lose your upper horn or your lower horn?

[Reply #779 on:]

Take my UPPER horn, please.

Would you rather be the organ selling guy, or the porn monster?

Go ahead & start the new topic, I won't take offense.

[Reply #780 on:]

No, I insist. You start it.

Porn Monster, I don't care what you think.

Would you rather be a poppler or a mermaid in Atlanta?

[Reply #781 on:]

Poppler.  So I can eat my mother.

OK, I'll start the new catagory.  See you all there.

[Reply #782 on:]

Alright! Closure!

(Shut this one down please, mods.)