Would you rather...

[Reply #520 on:]

Bender's crotch plate, so I can say, "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS"

Would you rather be a Neptunian or The Pain Monster?

[Reply #521 on:]

The Pain Monster. Sure it'd be lots of work in late April but you've pretty much got the rest of the year off.

Would you rather be an elf working for Santa or Bender (as Santa)?

[Reply #522 on:]

Bender, it would all be over within a day.


Would you rather see more of Fry as a child or more of Leela as a child?

[Reply #523 on:]

More of Leela as a child.  Her in the orphanarium is interesting.

Would you rather see Leela & Alkazar married, or Lrrrrr & Nnndddndnd divorced?

[Reply #524 on:]

Lrr and Ndnd divorced. Seeing Leela and Alkazar together would make me too depressed.

Would you rather be Alkazar or the Robot Priest?

[Reply #525 on:]

I'd rather be the Robot Priest.  Gotta love those robotologists...

Would you rather see Zapp or Zoidberg with a girlfriend?

[Reply #526 on:]

Zapp only because Zoidberg would end up dead.

Would you rather see more of Amy as a kid or all of Zoidberg's larval stages?

[Reply #527 on:]

Zoidberg, I don't want to watch Mr. Wong making "fat jokes" for a couple episodes.

Would you rather be Pazuzu or Unit 2313?

[Reply #528 on:]

Pazuzu.  I'd love to be able to fly.

Would you rather be Zoidberg in his clam larval stage or Zoidberg in his Lamprey larval stage?

[Reply #529 on:]

Clam Larval state. Lamprey's are just gross!

Would you rather own robo-puppy or own a poppler from a baby till it becomes fully grown?

[Reply #530 on:]

Robo-puppy.  Popplers eat their parents when they become older.

Would you rather have tinny tim or the robot preacher as a friend?

[Reply #531 on:]

Tinny Tim, he's more amicable.

Would you rather the Robot Devil or the Robot Mafia as an enemy?

[Reply #532 on:]

The robot devil; there's only one of him, and he doesn't have clamps.

Would you rather be able to live underwater, or have Fry's superhero powers?

[Reply #533 on:]

It would be great to be fast and also be from the past. Not just fast but from the past.

Would you rather be fast or from the past?

[Reply #534 on:]

Be from the past. I'd get a second chance by going to the future.

Would you rather be Nibbler or the Robot Devil for a day?

[Reply #535 on:]

The Robot Devil.  He has SO much fun...

Would you rather swim with Mushu or fight the brain spawn?

[Reply #536 on:]

Mushu, I unfortunatly have a Delta-brain wave.

Would you rather spend a day in Robot Hell or Santa's Ice Fortress?

[Reply #537 on:]

Robot hell.  I hate the cold.

Would you rather fight Roberto or have to listen to the robot preacher for a day?

[Reply #538 on:]

Roberto. He won't try to convert me or something. Sure he's got a knife but I've got a healthy collection of guns so that works out.

Would you rather listen to the Preacherbot or Father Changstein el Gamahl?

[Reply #539 on:]

The Preacher Bot!

Would you rather have Bender be a folk singer, or a boxer? 

[Reply #540 on:]

Boxer. Not a fan of folk music.

Eat Elzar's food or Bender's made with his "confidence".

[Reply #541 on:]

Eat Elzar's food. It looks so good!

Would you rather be Mr. Wong or Crushinator 3000?

[Reply #542 on:]

Crushinator 3000.  Mr. Wong is REALLY annoying.

Would you rather be Fry or Yancy?

[Reply #543 on:]

Fry.

Yancy has been used too many times.

Would you rather be the Big Brain or Kif?

[Reply #544 on:]

The Big Brain. He knows everything.

Would you rather fight Lrrr or Morbo?

[Reply #545 on:]

Well, they aren't the same voice for one thing. (Insider Joke From DVD Commentaries) But, Morbo because Lrrr is so fat he could just sit on me and I'd die.

Would you rather have to live with Roberto or Hedonism bot?

[Reply #546 on:]

Hedonism bot.  I don't like getting stabbed.

Would you rather fight the nibblonians or the decapodians?

[Reply #547 on:]

Nibblonians becuase their Kitten class attack ships are no match for my mighty chairs.

Would you rather live on Earth ruled by the Decapodians or the Omicronians?

[Reply #548 on:]

The Decapodians, because they can be bribed with food.  The Omicronians would just eat us.

Would you rather be Bender with an emotion chip, or Amy as a fat young girl?

[Reply #549 on:]

Bender with an emotion chip. I cant think of any particular reason why this would be good, but I know for sure that being a fat young girl is going to suck.

Would you rather have "quick and painless" or "slow and horrible"?

[Reply #550 on:]

Quick and Painless. It saves time.

2008 IS THE YEAR OF THE SUICIDE BOOTH!!! (Check the Pilot!)

Would you rather own Omicron Persei 8 or MomCorp?

[Reply #551 on:]

MomCorp.  Because I'd own everything.

Would you rather see Free Waterfall Jr. be eaten by Lrrrrrrr, or Free Waterfall Sr. be crushed?

[Reply #552 on:]

Free Waterfall Jr. be eaten by Lrrr cause its so darn funny.

Would you rather be a poppler or robo puppy?

[Reply #553 on:]

Robo-puppy. Cause he knows when he's being mistreated.

Would you rather have lungs or gills?

[Reply #554 on:]

Lungs.  Because I'd have to give up my lungs right now to get gills, and the gills arrive next week.

Would you rather be Bender's roommate or Leela's?

[Reply #555 on:]

Leela's. My cable wouldn't have a problem.

Would you rather eat the toilet sandwich or be a slave building pyramids?

[Reply #556 on:]

As much as I find it disgusting, eat a parasite sandwich.  At least I'd be able to get into movies where my lines are something like "I'll be back..."

[Reply #557 on:]

Building pyramids for me.  I don't want to eat a toilet sandwich that can give me worms!


Would you rather join forces with Roberto, or the Globetrotters?

[Reply #558 on:]

Wow, I didn't put in a "would you rather" question last time.  Duh...

I'd join forces with the Globetrotters.  That way, I could hold "you're a jive sucker" press conferences.

Would you rather play the Globetrotters, or Professor Farnsworth's race of super mutant basketball players?

[Reply #559 on:]

 

Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
2008 IS THE YEAR OF THE SUICIDE BOOTH!!! (Check the Pilot!)

Yep, somebody invented one earlier this year in....I think it was Germany.

So now if Conan O'Brian gets maimed in a war in 2012 them I'm pretty much just gonna say they're right about everything that will ever happen.

Atomic Supermen. Nobody can defeat the jesters of dunk.

Would you rather live under Bender as god or pharoh?