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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Prof: Now, now Fry. You'll be fine here as long as I don't need a matching organ donor.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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I think it's informally 24 hours after the latest entry. Sometimes it goes 3-4 days if no one can think of anything and there are few entries.
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Shiny
Professor
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Okay, I'll hold off for a bit, thanks...
On with the hilarity!
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Shiny
Professor
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Or not... *sigh* No more hilarity. Okay, I better go on and pick...(excuse the double post). While I laughed at a lot of responses, soylentOrange's made me laugh loud enough to scare my dog off my bed. But since this is my first contest win and hence my first contest judging, I can't stand to let anyone go away empty handed. Therefore I have the following consolation prizes for other honorable entries (enjoy 'em now, guys, I'm sure the thrill will lose out to laziness soon enough): Xanfor gets the Pontification Prize for perfectly Professorial protracted prose; futz gets the Elegance in Eloquence award for simple, direct, but effective mirth; LayZ341 and alias_007 each get their own "Dirty So Good" ribbons; And everyone else gets a “I’m Sure it Would Have Been Hilarious If You’d Played” Honorable Mention. So.....take it away, soylentOrange!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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The Deeper Issue by Xapp Xaniggian
Bender: Hello, profit! Fry: I can't believe Leela would do this. Leela: I can't believe Fry would do this. Nibbler: I wonder if I could eat that mail box?
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: I can't believe that Bender is going to church. Thats like me going to Grad school or you going to the eyes doctor. Leela: Eyes doctor? There is no such thing as an Eyes doctor. I go to the Eye doctor, who is called an optometrist. Fry: Thats because you have only one eye. I go to the Eyes doctor because I have two eyes. Leela: No, you go the the Eyes doctor because you are a moron.
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JBERGES
Urban Legend
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« Reply #95 on: 06-20-2006 12:05 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2006 12:05 »
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Shiny
Professor
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FRY: I'd like a refill, please.
ELZAR: Okay, but it'll cost ya.
FRY: What?! I'm not stupid, you know - it says right on the the menu refills are free!
LEELA: Fry, that's for coffee. You're drinking bay leaves soaked in hot water with sugar in it.
FRY: I thought it was herbal tea.
LEELA: I told you it was garnish an hour ago!
FRY: Well, I don't care where it's from, I want some more! (to Elzar) Hey, wait, where do you think you're going?
ELZAR: I was gonna go wait on customers who're a little less 'not-stupid' than you.
FRY: Well, you're out of luck, because there aren't any! Now bring me my free refill and make it snappy!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Hey, what kind of crappy fish are you trying to push on us? Elzar: Once again, sir, it's pronounced "crappie".
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Double Date by Xanfor co-authored by Xan42
Fry: Why is there a fish in my coffee? Leela: Yeah, and why is there a fish on that plate? Elzar: That's a table decoration, ma'am. Kif: Actually, using raw fish as a table ornament is against numerous EDA laws and regulations... Elzar: Who said anything about it being raw? It should still be alive. I never believed in little green men anyhow.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Oh God finally a decent cup of coffee! I'll have another Elzar. You know Leela you could learn a few things about cooking from Elzar. Just like you could learn a few things about sex from Amy.
Leela: (Reaches for fork)
Amy: Bloops!
Kif: Whaa?
So ended Leela and Fry's first marriage.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Take a chill pill why don't ya.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: What are they going to do to us? Leela: I think they are going to torture us. Bender: Man, this isn't as fun when your on the other side of it. Now, I know what those homeless drifters felt like.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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The Inescapable Peril by Xan4
Leela: Ow! It seems tight... Bender: I can't believe it! Fry(Wheezing): Neither can I... Bender: This three-way bra actually works!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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A close one. LayZ wins this round.
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