It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #320 on:]

Leela: Fry, get outta there.

Fry: I'm looking for something.

Leela: Now!

Fry: Found your lightsaber. I'm leaving.

[Reply #321 on:]

Leela: Fry what are you doing this time.
Fry: Looking.
Leela: For what?
Fry: I dunno...I was hoping I was found something interesting.

[Reply #322 on:]

Fry: Oh, hey Leela. Good thing you're here. I'm having trouble finding out whose room this is. There's thongs and lacey underwear. But then there's a one-eyed ski mask and boots next to the dresser.

[Reply #323 on:]

DrT, Crash, or SO....


Crash.

[Reply #324 on:]

Yaaaay!  I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. 
Ahem...anyway...

[Reply #325 on:]

Zoidberg: It seems that Bender was the one who ate all the cookies in the cookie jar.....and he also ate everyone else who deny it.

[Reply #326 on:]

Zoidberg: Of course you could brew beer in Bender - when he was a robot!
Bender: Wooo!

[Reply #327 on:]

Leela: Dr. Zoidberg, how is he?

Zoidberg: He's perfect!  Magnificent!  Never been better!  Oh, incidentally, he's dead.

Leela: What?! What do you mean, dead?! And what are you doing with that paint pen?!

Zoidberg: He's a dead sure winner of this year's "Big Belly Clown Face" contest!  Now go get a hand truck while I start on the nose....

[Reply #328 on:]

anybody know when new futurama episodes are coming out, if they are?

[Reply #329 on:]

Wrong thread mate. Someone get a link!

[Reply #330 on:]

 

Originally posted by futurBECK69:
anybody know when new futurama episodes are coming out, if they are?

Here boy! Fetch!

Leela: My god! What happened to Bender?

Zoidberg: He ate the free samples, every thing on the menu, Fry and some olives.

[Reply #331 on:]

oh ok thanx

[Reply #332 on:]

Zoidberg: Bah!  This tricorder will be useless unless I find this guy's USB port...Leela, could you have him bend over?

[Reply #333 on:]

Let's see.  I choose futurBECK69!  Heh heh!  Just kiddin'.  Uh, Shiny's up. 

[Reply #334 on:]

You mean me or acual shiny?

[Reply #335 on:]

 

Originally posted by Crash_7:
 I choose futurBECK69!

HAHA! 

but....

C'mon I know hes been on a lot but surly DrT takes this one by a mile, but, fair fairs you decide.

[Reply #336 on:]

Zoidberg: I would call him dead, but he's too big to put in the Hudson River.

[Reply #337 on:]

I mean Shiny, not shinyass.

[Reply #338 on:]

Pfft.
Shiny is short for shinyass, so confuesion is inevitable.

[Reply #339 on:]

Woo-hoo! 

[Reply #340 on:]

Professor: What is Fry doing?
Amy: Oh, Leela said she likes guys who are into conversation.

[Reply #341 on:]

Proffessor : Fry get outta there, it's nothing but cow fat run off and disease ridden dog parts.

Hermes: Dog parts?

Zoidberg: Disease ridden?

[Reply #342 on:]

Prof: You see Amy as a primative human Fry thinks we can't see him.

Amy: Oohh...

Leela: It's not that Professor. Hermes told him there was a pair of my panties hidden in every barrel.

Hermes: And if he finds it Leela will let him watch her put them on.

[Reply #343 on:]

Leela: What's Fry doing?

Professor: Playing hide and seek.

Leela: With who?

Amy: Himself.

[Reply #344 on:]

Fry recklessly dove into the conversation; it had him over a barrel, but he was like a kid in a candy store, though a few hearts were broken along the way...  Later, he was arrested by the idiom police.

THE END

EDIT:  Oh snap, LayZ used my first pun.  I lose.

[Reply #345 on:]

No, it still qualifies because he "dove" into it (the "dove" makes it different as well as being your actual first pun... )

I can deduct points for accidental repitition, but you're not disqualified. 

[Reply #346 on:]

Everyone is portraying Fry as being stupid, thought the professor. Oh yes, yes, they weren't saying anything, but he could tell. All the men in the crowd were surprisingly interested in his endeavor, while the ladies merely watched with confusion and anger. Leela was also looking extremely annoyed. Yes, yes, everyone thought Fry was stupid for running and jumping into a barrel. But not for long, no! Farnsworth fought to keep a straight face. Yes, if his plan worked, Fry and him would be famous across the humanoid populated universe! Yes indeed, for once the intelligence compound seeped down to Fry's head and mixed into the vat that he had purposely mislabeled, oh yes, to deter spies, thieves and the police, Fry's brain would suffer a spasm that would pulverize the stupidity right out of him! Or something. He looked back at Fry, who was lying there, perfectly still. He glanced at his watch. Ah, yes, another few hours ought to do it, oh yes indeed...

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[Reply #347 on:]

*reads JBERGES' post* *laughs until head explodes*

[Reply #348 on:]

WHOO- HOOOOOO
 http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/cartoons/futurama/futurama_6.jpg

[Reply #349 on:]

Leela: Hmm...as soon as the ground thaws out, we're going to have to transplant him in the garden.

[Reply #350 on:]

Fry searched frantically for Leela's heart in the barrel of thousands. If he touched Leela's heart with a romantic gesture, Bubblegum Tate had told him that she would be his forever. Of course, after he found the heart he would have to learn the meaning of the word "gesture", and touch it with a romantic one, which, he surmised could only mean a gesture that had been painted a deep and soppy pink.

[Reply #351 on:]

Dr. T is da winnah. 

[Reply #352 on:]

Comedy's not just cultural, it's horticultural.

[Reply #353 on:]

Bender: Look at those Midgets... lets rob them.

Leela: Im scared of midgets.

[Reply #354 on:]

What's with the midgets, stop with the midgets, you're obsessed with the midgets!

Give me a day to think of something.

[Reply #355 on:]

Leela: Bender, I told you, no ass slapping when I'm not in uniform.

[Reply #356 on:]

Bender: What?! You ain't talkin' now! I dare you to ask me if I want change my long distance phone service again! Huh, I can't hear you. You can't even stand up.

Leela: Wow, you actually did it. You tracked the call, went to his house, and shoved the phone down his throat. Well, I guess I owe you that $5 now.

[Reply #357 on:]

Leela looked at the event with shock. Yes they had been warned, but still. She glanced over at Bender. Oh, he looked amused. Well, he would be. Seeing this, I mean, that's just the sort of robot he is. Leela would have sighed, but this whole sequence of thought was taking place over only one thirtieth of a second, and that was nowhere near enough time to sigh. She glanced back over at Bender. Oh, he could probably sigh in one thirtieth of a second. Probably even one sixtieth of a second. Leela made a note to axe the professor. And if the Fry ever got out of that mess they were currently staring at, oh yes, she'd be sure to ax the professor too.

While Leela was thinking this over, Bender laughed.

The time passed so slowly...

[Reply #358 on:]

Fortunately, whistling/yodeling duets were held in high esteem on Canniballon.

[Reply #359 on:]

Leela: I didn't know it was that little!
Bender: Fry put your pants back on!!
Fry: Shrinkage!!!!!!