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H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #320 on: 07-27-2006 02:23 »

Leela: Fry, get outta there.

Fry: I'm looking for something.

Leela: Now!

Fry: Found your lightsaber. I'm leaving.
HellīsBender

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #321 on: 07-27-2006 09:23 »

Leela: Fry what are you doing this time.
Fry: Looking.
Leela: For what?
Fry: I dunno...I was hoping I was found something interesting.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #322 on: 07-27-2006 10:43 »

Fry: Oh, hey Leela. Good thing you're here. I'm having trouble finding out whose room this is. There's thongs and lacey underwear. But then there's a one-eyed ski mask and boots next to the dresser.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #323 on: 07-27-2006 14:08 »

DrT, Crash, or SO....


Crash.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #324 on: 07-27-2006 19:01 »

Yaaaay!  I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. 
Ahem...anyway...
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #325 on: 07-27-2006 19:57 »

Zoidberg: It seems that Bender was the one who ate all the cookies in the cookie jar.....and he also ate everyone else who deny it.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #326 on: 07-27-2006 20:15 »

Zoidberg: Of course you could brew beer in Bender - when he was a robot!
Bender: Wooo!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #327 on: 07-28-2006 01:15 »

Leela: Dr. Zoidberg, how is he?

Zoidberg: He's perfect!  Magnificent!  Never been better!  Oh, incidentally, he's dead.

Leela: What?! What do you mean, dead?! And what are you doing with that paint pen?!

Zoidberg: He's a dead sure winner of this year's "Big Belly Clown Face" contest!  Now go get a hand truck while I start on the nose....
futurBECK69

Crustacean
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« Reply #328 on: 07-28-2006 01:29 »

anybody know when new futurama episodes are coming out, if they are?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #329 on: 07-28-2006 09:53 »

Wrong thread mate. Someone get a link!
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #330 on: 07-28-2006 11:21 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futurBECK69:
anybody know when new futurama episodes are coming out, if they are?

Here boy! Fetch!

Leela: My god! What happened to Bender?

Zoidberg: He ate the free samples, every thing on the menu, Fry and some olives.


Stupidity. It's a good thing.
futurBECK69

Crustacean
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« Reply #331 on: 07-28-2006 13:20 »

oh ok thanx
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #332 on: 07-29-2006 00:58 »

Zoidberg: Bah!  This tricorder will be useless unless I find this guy's USB port...Leela, could you have him bend over?
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #333 on: 07-29-2006 09:14 »

Let's see.  I choose futurBECK69!  Heh heh!  Just kiddin'.  Uh, Shiny's up. 
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #334 on: 07-29-2006 12:55 »

You mean me or acual shiny?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #335 on: 07-29-2006 13:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Crash_7:
 I choose futurBECK69!

HAHA!  laff

but....

C'mon I know hes been on a lot but surly DrT takes this one by a mile, but, fair fairs you decide.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #336 on: 07-29-2006 14:02 »

Zoidberg: I would call him dead, but he's too big to put in the Hudson River.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #337 on: 07-29-2006 14:51 »

I mean Shiny, not shinyass.
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #338 on: 07-29-2006 16:18 »

Pfft.
Shiny is short for shinyass, so confuesion is inevitable.
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #339 on: 07-29-2006 21:57 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2006 21:57 »

Woo-hoo! 



LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #340 on: 07-29-2006 22:11 »

Professor: What is Fry doing?
Amy: Oh, Leela said she likes guys who are into conversation.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #341 on: 07-30-2006 14:00 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2006 14:00 »

Proffessor : Fry get outta there, it's nothing but cow fat run off and disease ridden dog parts.

Hermes: Dog parts?

Zoidberg: Disease ridden?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #342 on: 07-30-2006 22:42 »

Prof: You see Amy as a primative human Fry thinks we can't see him.

Amy: Oohh...

Leela: It's not that Professor. Hermes told him there was a pair of my panties hidden in every barrel.

Hermes: And if he finds it Leela will let him watch her put them on.
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #343 on: 07-31-2006 04:56 »

Leela: What's Fry doing?

Professor: Playing hide and seek.

Leela: With who?

Amy: Himself.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #344 on: 07-31-2006 10:22 »
« Last Edit on: 07-31-2006 10:22 »

Fry recklessly dove into the conversation; it had him over a barrel, but he was like a kid in a candy store, though a few hearts were broken along the way...  Later, he was arrested by the idiom police.

THE END

EDIT:  Oh snap, LayZ used my first pun.  I lose.
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #345 on: 07-31-2006 12:25 »

No, it still qualifies because he "dove" into it (the "dove" makes it different as well as being your actual first pun... )

I can deduct points for accidental repitition, but you're not disqualified.  wink
Xanfor

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« Reply #346 on: 07-31-2006 13:48 »
« Last Edit on: 07-31-2006 13:48 »

Everyone is portraying Fry as being stupid, thought the professor. Oh yes, yes, they weren't saying anything, but he could tell. All the men in the crowd were surprisingly interested in his endeavor, while the ladies merely watched with confusion and anger. Leela was also looking extremely annoyed. Yes, yes, everyone thought Fry was stupid for running and jumping into a barrel. But not for long, no! Farnsworth fought to keep a straight face. Yes, if his plan worked, Fry and him would be famous across the humanoid populated universe! Yes indeed, for once the intelligence compound seeped down to Fry's head and mixed into the vat that he had purposely mislabeled, oh yes, to deter spies, thieves and the police, Fry's brain would suffer a spasm that would pulverize the stupidity right out of him! Or something. He looked back at Fry, who was lying there, perfectly still. He glanced at his watch. Ah, yes, another few hours ought to do it, oh yes indeed...

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soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #347 on: 07-31-2006 14:21 »

*reads JBERGES' post* *laughs until head explodes*
futurBECK69

Crustacean
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« Reply #348 on: 07-31-2006 18:29 »

WHOO- HOOOOOO
 http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/cartoons/futurama/futurama_6.jpg
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #349 on: 08-01-2006 04:21 »

Leela: Hmm...as soon as the ground thaws out, we're going to have to transplant him in the garden.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #350 on: 08-01-2006 09:56 »

Fry searched frantically for Leela's heart in the barrel of thousands. If he touched Leela's heart with a romantic gesture, Bubblegum Tate had told him that she would be his forever. Of course, after he found the heart he would have to learn the meaning of the word "gesture", and touch it with a romantic one, which, he surmised could only mean a gesture that had been painted a deep and soppy pink.
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 08-03-2006 08:06 »

Dr. T is da winnah.  laff
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #352 on: 08-03-2006 12:04 »

Comedy's not just cultural, it's horticultural.

TheGlob

Starship Captain
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« Reply #353 on: 08-03-2006 12:11 »

Bender: Look at those Midgets... lets rob them.

Leela: Im scared of midgets.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #354 on: 08-03-2006 12:21 »

What's with the midgets, stop with the midgets, you're obsessed with the midgets!

Give me a day to think of something.

HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #355 on: 08-03-2006 13:44 »

Leela: Bender, I told you, no ass slapping when I'm not in uniform.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #356 on: 08-03-2006 17:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2006 17:22 »

Bender: What?! You ain't talkin' now! I dare you to ask me if I want change my long distance phone service again! Huh, I can't hear you. You can't even stand up.

Leela: Wow, you actually did it. You tracked the call, went to his house, and shoved the phone down his throat. Well, I guess I owe you that $5 now.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #357 on: 08-03-2006 17:23 »

Leela looked at the event with shock. Yes they had been warned, but still. She glanced over at Bender. Oh, he looked amused. Well, he would be. Seeing this, I mean, that's just the sort of robot he is. Leela would have sighed, but this whole sequence of thought was taking place over only one thirtieth of a second, and that was nowhere near enough time to sigh. She glanced back over at Bender. Oh, he could probably sigh in one thirtieth of a second. Probably even one sixtieth of a second. Leela made a note to axe the professor. And if the Fry ever got out of that mess they were currently staring at, oh yes, she'd be sure to ax the professor too.

While Leela was thinking this over, Bender laughed.

The time passed so slowly...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #358 on: 08-03-2006 19:52 »

Fortunately, whistling/yodeling duets were held in high esteem on Canniballon.
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #359 on: 08-04-2006 18:23 »

Leela: I didn't know it was that little!
Bender: Fry put your pants back on!!
Fry: Shrinkage!!!!!!
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