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Frybot 5000

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« Reply #280 on: 07-17-2005 13:39 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2005 00:00 »

A: Then it was an accident and all will be forgiven.

Q: What do they want Earth for in the first place (seriously, it's not that great)?


Hey, alright! TotPD!
mcl6525

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« Reply #281 on: 07-17-2005 15:40 »

A:'Cause humans are puny.

Q:Why are humans puny?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #282 on: 07-17-2005 21:05 »

A: Because dogs have paws.

Q: Does Bender enjoy drinking soda?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #283 on: 07-17-2005 21:56 »

A. Only if it is at least half alchohol.

Q. How did teenage Amy lose all that weight and become so cute?
BigBusta

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« Reply #284 on: 07-17-2005 22:07 »

A: she didn't, it's an illusion


Q: why is the professor so old
mcl6525

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« Reply #285 on: 07-17-2005 22:08 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2005 22:08 »

A:Futuristic cream.


q:what is the cream?
BigBusta

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« Reply #286 on: 07-17-2005 22:12 »

A:how to get old quick cream


Q:Can fry be smart sometimes?
DogDoo8

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« Reply #287 on: 07-17-2005 22:13 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2005 22:13 »

A: Is that a trick question?

Q:How long would it take for Fry to figure out "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"?
mcl6525

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« Reply #288 on: 07-17-2005 22:27 »

A: an eternaty.

Q:Where an I?
BigBusta

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« Reply #289 on: 07-17-2005 22:39 »

A: Nowhere


Q: what would you do if you had bad depth perception?
GreyThinkyWhale

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« Reply #290 on: 07-18-2005 17:41 »

A: Miss things.

Q: Obviousely a cure for old age has been found, because the Proffessor never dies (But to keep the Earth from over-populating, you are taken away by the sunset squad robots, etc...). Whats the cure?
Frybot 5000

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« Reply #291 on: 07-18-2005 18:44 »

A: Youth.

Q: How badly do you think the Near Death Star reeks of old people?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #292 on: 07-18-2005 20:28 »

A. In space, no one can smell old people. Too bad that once you enter the Near Death Star you aren't in space.

Q. What's the name of the skeleton that took the Professor to the Near Death Star?
futurefreak

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« Reply #293 on: 07-19-2005 01:23 »

A: Marriage.

Q: What was the punch line to the 1000 year old Jay Leno monologue that Lrrr was going to catch?
Shiny

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« Reply #294 on: 07-19-2005 20:35 »

A: "And you should have seen the lawyer with the frisbee in his mouth."

Q: Why did Fry wait so long to do "everything he always wanted to do" in the future?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #295 on: 07-19-2005 20:37 »

A. At that point he just relieved he was in the future.

Q. Why did Fry pick Lucy Lui for the robot?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #296 on: 07-19-2005 20:57 »

A: Because Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore were already taken.

Q: Why did the original Lucy Lui choose Bender?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #297 on: 07-19-2005 21:35 »

A: Because she was stupid. (No offense to Bender.)

Q: Why do the holograms in the future not flicker?
BigBusta

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« Reply #298 on: 07-19-2005 22:31 »

A:Because a janitor cleans them


Q:What if the planet express building got hit by an asteroid?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #299 on: 07-19-2005 22:45 »

A. It'd be pretty much the same effect as FOX cancelling the show: It won't be there.

Q. In what year did Professor Farnsworth invent the Dark matter engines on the PlanEx ship?
Shiny

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« Reply #300 on: 07-20-2005 19:24 »

A: 2969

Q: Why is Kwanzabot so much older than Robot Santa (600 years old at least for Kwanzabot, only 200 some for Santa)?
mcl6525

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« Reply #301 on: 07-20-2005 20:18 »

A:He was made sooner.

Q:when was the planetEx ship made.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #302 on: 07-20-2005 21:07 »

A. It's a '88 model. A real muscle ship.

Q. When did Farnsworth buy the Planet Express Ship and where?
BigBusta

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« Reply #303 on: 07-20-2005 23:29 »
« Last Edit on: 07-20-2005 23:29 »

A: During the 4th cold war on EBay


Q:When was the other PlanEx ship made?
(the sting)
GreyThinkyWhale

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« Reply #304 on: 07-21-2005 13:08 »
« Last Edit on: 07-21-2005 13:08 »

A: 2968 (The old crew crashed it and another was made and Proffessor invented the dark matter engines in under a year)

Q: How many ships has the Proffessor gone through, so far?
mcl6525

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« Reply #305 on: 07-21-2005 13:17 »

A:5

Q:Will fry ever be rich?
GreyThinkyWhale

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« Reply #306 on: 07-21-2005 13:23 »

A: Yeah, if you give him lots of money...

Q: Has the value of money gone up or down much by y3k?
futurefreak

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« Reply #307 on: 07-21-2005 20:01 »

A: Down, with the inflation of Al Gore bills.

Q: Will Zapp ever find a female counterpart that's not completely disgusted with him?
LayZ341

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« Reply #308 on: 07-21-2005 21:38 »

A: Of course, women are attracted to power. I'm sure there is one out there for Zapp.

Q: Will Kif ever get some backbone?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #309 on: 07-21-2005 21:49 »

A. No. He only has bladders.

Q. Will Kif and Amy stay together?
Shiny

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« Reply #310 on: 07-23-2005 09:11 »

A: Yes, if only for the sake of the tadpoles.

Q: How long would Zapp survive if Kif ever left him?
LayZ341

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« Reply #311 on: 07-23-2005 14:21 »

A: At least 3 days, I heard you could live up to 3 days without food.

Q: What would Kif do if Zapp died.
doomtousall

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« Reply #312 on: 07-23-2005 15:10 »

A: He'd throw a party, get drunk, and later find himself married to a dinner plate named Stan who wants to get a rabid badger for a pet.

Q: If Bender had a choice, what would he take; a lifetimes supply of LoBrau, or 5 hookerbots?
mcl6525

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« Reply #313 on: 07-23-2005 20:56 »

A:He would pick the hookerbots, but steal the LoBrau from the guy who picked it.

Q:Who picked thr LoBrau??
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #314 on: 07-24-2005 04:46 »

A: An anal prober who else?

Q: Whats so great about dots on LoBrau?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #315 on: 07-24-2005 17:07 »

A. They give it more appeal to drinkers who want something more exotic.

Q. How long has Leela's old boss (from Applied Cryogenics) been married to his horrible wife?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #316 on: 07-24-2005 17:11 »

A. Horribly long.

Q. When can you call a marriage "horribly long"?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #317 on: 07-25-2005 04:27 »

A: When Pregnency is overdue.

Q: Will the Globetrotters come back to earth at some point?
futurefreak

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« Reply #318 on: 07-25-2005 05:18 »

A: Yes, because Curly Joe didn't get to visit Disneyland last time.

Q: What happened to Michelle and Pauly Shore?
Frybot 5000

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« Reply #319 on: 07-25-2005 05:35 »

A: She got sick of him, like the rest of America.

Q: Now that she's stuck in the future, what job did she end up working?
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