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[Reply #440 on:]

A: The Nibblonians would have released Fry and taken him to the Proffesor

Q: What would every day life be like for the PE crew if Zoidberg did not excist?

[Reply #441 on:]

A: Filled with so much more money

Q: Where does Bender's 3rd camera go when hes not filming?

[Reply #442 on:]

A Into Dimension X
Q What blood type do Amy and Farnsworth share?

[Reply #443 on:]

A:  I assume by "tube" you mean cryogenic chamber.  If the building housing the cryogenics lab were destroyed when the aliens first invaded Earth, Futurama (the series) would never had existed.  Instead, a series called "Time-Warporama" would have been created.  The series would be based on the premise that even though the building was destroyed, most of the crygenic chambers were not.  However, all the power went out in the area, of course, so all the people thawed simultaneously.  The resulting situation could generate loads of laughs and funny situations, as people from several different centuries would start hanging out together.

EDIT:  Oops, that was last page...

A (Blood Type):  In the 28th century, a new blood-type evolved, from exposure of people to all that damn rocket engine raditation.  It's called "ABCDEFG+-"; it's totally whacked.

Q: How does Malfunctioning Eddy's head keep getting fixed and reattched to its body?

[Reply #444 on:]

Ask a mechanic in the 30th century!

What do Zoidberg’s parents do as a living?

[Reply #445 on:]

A. They're official "I did it and died to have a kid!" parents.

Q. What would happen if Zoidberg's people didn't die after the Frenzy?

[Reply #446 on:]

A. Severe overpopulation.

Q. Has Fry ever been shot out of a cannon?

[Reply #447 on:]

A: Oh, he will.

Q: Will I shoot Nasty out of a cannon? 

[Reply #448 on:]

dunno.

Would Amy and Kiff's relationship lasts?

[Reply #449 on:]

No, they already had their kids so it's over.

What will the Professor's eventual cause of death be?

[Reply #450 on:]

A. An experiment to see if it is possible to remove all of his internal organs without killing him. It isn't.

Q. Other than the ones we have seen, what TV shows are popular in 3004?

[Reply #451 on:]

A: Reruns of The Simpsons

Q: why was Vergon 6 filled with Nibblonian faeces?

[Reply #452 on:]

A. Because it was!

Q. What planet's near Vergon 6?

[Reply #453 on:]

Vergon 5, Vergon 7, Vergon 8, and the Planet of Horror, aka, the planet of Care Bears in excessive amounts and Yoko Ono singing.

What the hell is smision?!

[Reply #454 on:]

A. A goy! Or perhaps a birl...not sure.

Q. If Fry didn't get the Robot Devil's hands, whose hands would he get?

[Reply #455 on:]

A: Calculons because those things would be completely worthless when it comes to playing a holophoner.

Q: How did Bender ever convince the Robot Devil to give him his crotch plate back?

[Reply #456 on:]

A. He didn't. Zoidy found it in the dumpster.

Q. Did Leela ever get her hearing back after "The Devil's Hands"? If so, How?

[Reply #457 on:]

A: She did get her hearing back because she got worms for a while and they fixed her.

Q: Why do the worms feel it relevant to carry swords around?

[Reply #458 on:]

Q. Because they're cool of course!

A. What did Alkazar do after his failed weddings?

[Reply #459 on:]

A:tried again with 5 other freaks.

Q:why is bender out of breath when being chased by the farmer in "the series has landed"

[Reply #460 on:]

A: Duh...because there's no air on the moon's surface!

Q: In FOABP, to get into the robbot-only city, Fry and Leela masquerading as robots are asked by the robot guards to choose one of three choices which they prefer most:  a puppy, a flower, and a large, properly formatted data file.  The question was meant to gauge whether or not Leela and Fry were robots or humans.  They chose the data file, and were let in, but the guards also mentioned that the flower would have been exceptable.  Please explain how the choice of the flower would also have convinced the guards that Fry and Leela were indeed robots.

[Reply #461 on:]

A: The shapes of many flowers describes natural fractal curves, something any AI built on mathematical computation would probably find quite inspiring.

Q: What programming language was used to create Bending Unit AI?

[Reply #462 on:]

A: They didn't use one. They just had a guy keep typing zeros and ones until he got it right.

Q: Besides murderology and murderonomy, what other mail order degrees does zoidberg have?

[Reply #463 on:]

A: None, but he did take this course by mail: Political Science 451: A Study of Murderocracy.

Q: What's the secret ingredient in sardine oil that would lubricate 10 robots for life?

[Reply #464 on:]

Horse Pee!

So Calculon gave his ears away to Leela in "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings", did Calculon ever get his ears back, and how?

[Reply #465 on:]

A. No, a GREAT ACTOR like Calculon does not need to hear his perfection.

Q. Where does Sal live?

[Reply #466 on:]

A: In El Salvador.

Q: Why does a spaceship need stabilising fins in space?

[Reply #467 on:]

A. It doesnt, they just make it look cool.

Q. What is Hedonism Bot's favorite TV Show?

[Reply #468 on:]

A: "Survivor: Nude Chocolate Factory"

Q: By using the ship's engines as a hair dryer, what strange and wonderful/hiddeous mutations will Fry experience soon?

[Reply #469 on:]

Massive fast speed in hair growth!

Since Fry can't play the Holophoner, what other instrument do you think Fry can play and why?

[Reply #470 on:]

A: He's exceptionally good at the skin flute.

Q: What is Zapp's favorite TV show?

[Reply #471 on:]

Any X-rated shows...

What else can Zoidberg do as a living besides his current job or his dream job as a comedian?

[Reply #472 on:]

A: Sperm donor... it's a bit difficult without hands though.

Q: What would happen to Zoidberg if the miracle cream worked, and let Fry and Leela control sea creatures?

[Reply #473 on:]

A. They would push him around and make him do all the jobs noone else wanted. So no real change then.

Q. In Bend Her, Amy says that "Coilette" is making women look stupid in front of all the other genders. What other genders are there?

[Reply #474 on:]

A. Goys and birls!

Q. What's Fry's favorite future eatery?

[Reply #475 on:]

Pizza restaurant, he likes the same thing, or maybe Elzar's restaurant.

Where does Zoidberg like to go on vacation and why?

[Reply #476 on:]

A. To Elzar's dumpster! It's a step up from all the others!

Q. Why is Zoidberg on Earth?

[Reply #477 on:]

Nobody wants to mate with him in his planet, so he is on earth to experience another kind of life!

What is Elzar's most famous cuisine?

[Reply #478 on:]

A. Anything he can kick up another notch.

Q. Are the Neptunians still working for Santa Bot?

[Reply #479 on:]

A. No, Santa imported new slaves from Urectum.

Q. What happened to all the other StarTrek series tapes? Only the original series and first 6 movies were aboard the rocket.