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[Reply #480 on:]

A. they were defeacated upon and burned as witches
Q. where did they bury coilette?

[Reply #481 on:]

A. Calculon's backyard.

Q. Where present-day country is the "Robo-Hungarian Empire" located in?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: Luxembourg(sp?)

Q: Why does Bender wear pajamas(sp?) in some episodes, and doesn't wear them in other episodes?

[Reply #483 on:]

A: it's a little thing called "style"

Q: why is Slurms Mckenzie known as 'the original party worm' when he looks more like a party slug?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: Calling him "the original party slug" would be stupid.

Q: When Bender got sick in that one episode, how was it possible for his metal to change color?

[Reply #485 on:]

A:the cogs were being stopped from spinning so his metal colorant might not have worked.

Q:how old is the robot devil, and where was he made?

[Reply #486 on:]

A: The Robot Devil came into existence when the first suicide booth showed up (2008).  Of course, the Robot Devil's son had to come back in time in order to create him, since by the year 2008, we won't have that kind of technology.  (???!)

He was made in Al Sharpton's basement.

Q: What planet do spice weasles come from?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: Spice World...ahhhhh I just though of that horrible movie.

Q: What is something that even Bender wouldn't want to steal?

[Reply #488 on:]

A:robo porn

Q:where does bender get his porn from

[Reply #489 on:]

A: Mac OS XXX

Q: What do you have to pay for a brand new Bending Unit?

[Reply #490 on:]

A: Nothing. Just steal one.

Q: What is the next level of porn after ultra porn?

[Reply #491 on:]

Mega Ultra porn

In 'The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings' Fry got the devil's hand, what would happen if he got Bender's hand instead, what would be the rest of that episode like?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: Bender would have used the hands to pick the pockets of the wealthy and steal material goods undreamed of.  Leela would still despise Fry.  And the Devil Robot would eventually win his hands back from Bender is a poker match.

Q: What differentiates  porn  from  ultra porn  from  mega ultra porn?

[Reply #493 on:]

A. Ron Jeremy   
Q. what did that blursball player mean when he said "i win"?

[Reply #494 on:]

A. He won, duh!

Q. What was the other horns are there, other than the upper and lower horns?

[Reply #495 on:]

A:middle horns and extra lower horns.

Q:what if bender got away with that money from beck and became a folk singer.

[Reply #496 on:]

A: He would have been assasinated by Billy Idol's head

Q: How many robots a day are destroyed due to brokenness?

[Reply #497 on:]

A:1,000,000

Q:apart from paperweights, what are these robots melted into.

[Reply #498 on:]

A: Forks, knives, and spoons
Q: Do the Omicronians really have the secret to eternal life?

[Reply #499 on:]

No. It's just a bluff.

When Fry got stung, he said he needed a new spleen and it came from a guy who likes to motorcycle (VRRRROOOM!). How come the stinger was nowhere near his spleen?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: Because most docters are idiots (at least in cartoon shows)
Q: How many robots does Mom's Friendly robot company make in one year?

[Reply #501 on:]

0.03


What is Bender's favourite smell? 

[Reply #502 on:]

A. The smell of money...among other things.

Q. Who's the most unmutated mutant after Leela?

[Reply #503 on:]

A. Probably her father. I mean, the only thing different from Leela is the horizontal closing mouth.

Q. What is Fry's favorite band?

[Reply #504 on:]

A. 01101000101101000101010101011 000101

Q. If anybody reads binary, what does ^ say?

[Reply #505 on:]

A. KISS

Q. Did Park Ranger Park ever sell is Top Quality Exercycle? If so, to who?

[Reply #506 on:]

A. Yes, he did. He sold it to Lrrr, who picked it up on the way to the dinner at Earth, so it would help his appearance.

Q. Has there been any other instances of somebody doing the nasty in the pasty?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: No, because it is such a hideous concept.

Q: What would have happened if Amy and Fry would have married?

[Reply #508 on:]

A. Inez would finally be a grandmother.

Q. What Futurama references will appear on The Simpsons this season?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: 1, Scruffy will be cleaning springfield elementary.

Q: Is Futurama better than the simpsons, plot wise?

[Reply #510 on:]

A. Yes. You don't see too many aliens in The Simpsons.

Q. How much would you pay to see Futurama: The Movie?

[Reply #511 on:]

Normal prize I supposed.

Has scruffy ever had a girlfriend, if so what is she like?

[Reply #512 on:]

A. Yes, he has had a girlfriend. Her name was Scratchienda. She was a nice, small town girl, who liked to walk in the park and enjoyed movies. She also had one eye and had some other mutations. These other mutations caused her to become a super hero, under the name of Unieye, and she fought crime in time to come home to Scruffy. Then, the evil Intendu defeated Unieye. The evil Intendu was Scruffy, who didn't know of Unieye's secret identity. After this, he stopped being a super for good and has kept his identity a secret as a janitor for Planet Express.

Q. What do New New Yorkers think of the "classical" band Nirvana?

[Reply #513 on:]

That they rock and Kurt in You Know You're Right is pretty sexy.

What do they think of another fine classical band, the Beatles?

[Reply #514 on:]

A. They like the Beatles and notice the usuage of the Beatles style of lyric making and compostition in other classical bands such as Nirvana. They liked the Beatles so much that there was a wave of Beatlemania in the mid-2500's and again in the 2800's. In the late 2900's and early 3000's, the Beatles have become a widely liked band, but the Beatlemania of the past hasn't been present in the 3000's...yet.

Q. When will be the next Beatlemania surge?

[Reply #515 on:]

3060's

How many men did Mom had not counting the professor and if they exist what are they like?

[Reply #516 on:]

A.Mom has done 25 men, 2 robots, a mutant that was neither a man nor woman, and 4 aliens.

Q. How old is Mom?

[Reply #517 on:]

A. 146

Q. How old is Hermes?

[Reply #518 on:]

A. Wouldn't you like to know. And if you would like to know, he's 38.

Q. How old is Labarbara?

[Reply #519 on:]

A. 36

Q. Where was Robot Devil built?