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[Reply #400 on:]

A: He said he had 2 left feet.
Q: Did the coin land or heads or tails at the end of Farnsworth Parabox?

[Reply #401 on:]

A. Tails.

Q. How much does Fry weigh?

[Reply #402 on:]

A) 85946.5801 kajiggers

B) What would happen if Leela dyed her hair?

[Reply #403 on:]

A: Leela B would keep the same hair color
Q: What if someone asked the What-If Machine "What if the What-If Machine didn't exist"?

[Reply #404 on:]

Then there is no what ifs...

What would happen to Fry in ten years if he is married to Morgan?

[Reply #405 on:]

A. Something would have happened to Leela. Morgan Procter, I smell murder! (dun dun dunnnnn)

Q. What question would the Proffesor have asked the What If Machine in AoI1 if he hadn't asked about the fingerlonger?

[Reply #406 on:]

A: Longer would have been involved but the first word before it would have been much more inapproprate.

Q: What did they do with Seymour once Fry decided not to clone him?

[Reply #407 on:]

Put him in the museum.

If you get to choose for another famous person to be reserved as one of the head in a jar in the future who would s/he be and why?

[Reply #408 on:]

A: Fry thought he gave him a proper burial, but during his usual scavenging for ingredients, Bender found him and turned him into what he called an "ethnic" salsa. 
(I like my answer better  )

A: Myself... because then I get to see the future.  What, I'm not famous?  I'm working on it, but might settle for infamous.

Q:  What eventually replaced "Our Crew is Replaceable, Your Package Isn't" as the PE slogan?

[Reply #409 on:]

A: "Our Crew is Replaceable and so are you"

Q: Why does Leela always park the ship so far away from where they really need to be?

[Reply #410 on:]

A. To avoid paying tolls.

Q. How much did Parallel Leela's diamond scrunchie cost Parallel Fry?

[Reply #411 on:]

A: Parallel Bender stole it from a parallel jewelry store and traded it to Parallel Fry for his parallel kidneys.

Q: Why is Kif only a Lieutenant in the DOOP?

[Reply #412 on:]

A: Zapp takes all the credit for the things Kif does right while letting Kif take the blame for Zapp's horrific, galaxy-destroying blunders.

Q: What is the most valuable thing that Bender has ever stolen?

[Reply #413 on:]

A: Quantum Gemeralled

Q: Why cant Fry Robot Dance?

[Reply #414 on:]

A: Ummm, because he's not a robot?

Q: Why can't Bender robot dance?

[Reply #415 on:]

A:he thinks he'll look stupid

Q:what if they never got the proffesor back at the end of ACOMO?

[Reply #416 on:]

A: Cubert would have taken over the company and turned it into a veteranarian hospital

Q: What was in the Professors dream that made him forget how the PE ship's engines worked?

[Reply #417 on:]

A:he dreamt of having more money

Q:is the proffessor yancy jr decendent?

[Reply #418 on:]

A: It's possible. My guess is yes.
Q: How many days was Bender floating in space?

[Reply #419 on:]

A) 6 days and three hours

Q) what's the name of yancy jr's wife?

[Reply #420 on:]

A. Catherine

Q. What material is Lrrr's cape made of?

[Reply #421 on:]

Material from outer space.

How long did it take for the little people to destroy themselves on bender's body in Godfellas?

[Reply #422 on:]

A. 3.5 Seconds.

Q. What is Flexo doing right now in the Futurama universe?

[Reply #423 on:]

A: Picking Ralph Nader's Head's hat pocket.

Q: In AITP, all robot voters of Earth started and ended their votes all within the space of a few seconds.  How is this possible?

[Reply #424 on:]

Things that are not possible in real life are possible in futurama!

If you are the producer of South Park and you decided in one episode the boys of south Park got into futurama world, what kind of trouble will they got themselves into and why?

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A. Cartman would open up a alternate universe wormhole at the same time that the Professor was making a wormhole. Cartman would say some wild story and everybody would not agree with him, but they were sucked in before getting away. Cartman causes the Planet Express ship to crash on Omicron Persei 8 and Jrrr wants Stan's lower horn. Meanwhile, Kyle and Hermes become friends and Kyle learns of Jamacian heritage. Kenny dies after Bender burps in his direction. The whole episode is like Spanish Fry but Cartman is filling the roll of Bender and Stan is Fry. At the end, Stan gets out of it, and Jrrr mistakens his body for a dead hiker and takes the hiker's lower horn.

Q. What characters from Futurama would be included in a special appearance in Family Guy?

[Reply #426 on:]

A: NONE!!! family guy is not worthy of such characters!

Q: What character is/was secretly planning to kill everyone?

[Reply #427 on:]

A. Hermes

Q. (Here's one for the guys  ) What is Leela's Bra size?

[Reply #428 on:]

A: B cup

Q: Do you think bender should of been a girl?

[Reply #429 on:]

A: I think he should have been gender neutral. That way it would force everyone to just guess.

Q: What is the best way to cook Zoidberg?

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(Blackkatnorn: I wouldn't normally argue with a girl on this, but come on.  She's gotta be a C, easily.)

A: Forestière.

Q: What's the best-selling videogame of 3004?

[Reply #431 on:]

A. Son of Son of Pacman!

Q. What is Bender's favourite store?

[Reply #432 on:]

A: Well, any store, really....as long as there are no surveillance cameras, and the clerk is busy watching TV most of the time.

Q: What's Fry's favourite store in the future?

[Reply #433 on:]

A: The back alley salesman who have cool stuff like Double-X-Ray eyes and invisible hands

Q: What did Mr. Pannuchi do when Fry didn't show up for work anymore?

[Reply #434 on:]

A:hired somebody that looks like fry.


Q:what if they got trapped in the past at the end of RTEW?

[Reply #435 on:]

A: Well, it would have changed the course of past significantly.  Bender, Zoidberg and Leela would have been kept in Hangar 18 indefinitely, first experimented upon, and then eventually pickled. That's no different than the regular aliens.

Farnsworth, however, would have been free to go from the compound, and he would have set up a lab in the nearby town, releasing invention after invention from his own time period, thus dramatically changing the way in which technology evolved in the 20th century.  He would go on to become the richest man in the world.  This all happened in the span of two years, after which he died of old-age, since his 31st century medicine was not available in the 1940's.

Q: The Suicide Booth will be invented in 2008.  What world event triggered the mass demand for such a device in the year 2008?

[Reply #436 on:]

A. George W Bush being elected for a third term.

Q. Who created Glagnar's Human Rinds?

[Reply #437 on:]

A: Nixon

Q: Why is Zoidberg poor if he is a Doctor?

[Reply #438 on:]

A) some doctors are poor
Q) where is michael moore in 3000?

[Reply #439 on:]

A:living a peaceful lif in the head mueseum.

Q:what if that cryogenics building was destroyed when aliens attack(not the ep)but fry survived.(i mean when time is going fast when fry is in the tube)