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Waiting for futurama to come back so they can get some action going on!

What would happen if professor discovers one of mom's sons is his?

TOPT...apparently! 

[Reply #561 on:]

A. A good 5 minutes of silence in disbelief and then Professor would fall asleep.

Q. In the year 3000, who will be the Moderators of PEEL?

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A: Teral (as a head-in-a-jar) will be the only veteran left who ever goes to ontopic, and yet he still won't be appointed a moderator.  Instead, the sole remaining UberMod will be Nixorbo and VelourFog's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
grandson, LindZappa??.

Q: Who will be the first celebrity to become a head-in-a-jar?

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A) roberto baggio

Q) who is a celebrity that you wouldn't want see as a head in a jar?

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A: Michael Moore

Q: What is considered to be the best song to play on the Holophone, and why?

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A: Ludacris's "Fantasy" and I think you know why 

Q: How were scientists able to revive the heads of Washington, Lincoln, and other long-long-long-looong dead people?

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A: probably using something similar to that machine the Professor was going to use to clone Seymour Asses.

Q: what is your answer to the above question?  I would like to hear a better answer.

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They used Alien's advance technology which was passed on to humans when they decided to live together in the future!

If fry has a second chance to choose whether he wants those parasites in him so that he can impress Leela with the music, what would be Fry's decision and why?

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A:the answer is simple "NO" because when he first had them he wanted to see if leela loved him or the parasites

Q:what colour was bender before he flipped the coin to choose his finishing colour?

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A: The factory default color of the alloy used in bending unit body parts is a real hip glow-in-the-dark green.  Why he choose between "glorious golden" and "shiny metal ass", I'll never know...

Q: Now, we all know about Zombie Jesus, but were there any other spiritual leaders who came back as zombies?  If so, what did they do when they came back?

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A. There is a Zombie Buddha(sp), being the only spiritual leader, but other leaders include Zombie Gandhi and Zombie Martin Luther King. When they came back, all three became the Zombie Leader Team, a force of zombies bent on making the world right.

Q. What kind of missions did the Zombie Leader Team go on?

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A: They founded a pacifist zombie nebula, named after one of them (Gandhi). The nebula existed until it was carpedbombed by Zapp.

Q: Does Zapp Brannigan have a middle name. If yes, what is his middle name?

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A. Winston.

Q. What metal is Hookerbot made of?

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A. 80% hookermetal, 10% silver, 3% gold, and 1% dolemite.

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Where's your question?!

Ok, I'll assume it's inherent in your answer.

Q:  What is how is hookermetal made?

A:  Well, it's kind of like how meat becomes kosher, except that the metal is blessed by a robo-pimp rather than a rabi.

Q: If Bender were a robo-pimp, what would his name be?

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A: It would be: 'Bender' - he was a Pimp for a brief stint in Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Q: Is marajuana (sp?) legal in the 3000's? If so, how did that happen? If not, why not still?

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A: Yes--someone from Universe 420 came over to our universe, became President, and legalized all drugs. This is also why there are crack vending machines.

Q: If Leela and H.G. Blob had babies, how many eyes would their kids have?

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A. None.

Q. If Pot is legal in the year 3000, how come there is a political party based on the legalization of it?

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A: Because they're so stoned, they don't realize that it's already legal.

Q: How many dudes are part of Dudes For The Legalization Of Hemp?

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A. 10,000 dudes not realizing that hemp is legal.

Q. In what year did the legalization of drugs happen?

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A) 2006.. be ready!
Q) what' s the most common drug in 3000?

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A: It's a combination of Slurm and Cocaine.  It's called "slack".  It's dirt cheap, highly addictive, contains an alien slug's excretion, and when smoked, gives halucinatory episodes predominantly along the lines of being a robot (if you're human) or being a human (if you're a robot).

Q: Which company released the first crack vending machine?

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A: Coca-Cola
Q: How many years has Kif loyally served under Cpt Brannigan?

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A: Far, far too many!  Why the hell doesn't he dump that loser?

Q: How often does Kif shed his skin?  And what does he normally do with it, when he does?

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A. Once a week, and he eats it.

Q. If Mario is a UN Delegate in 'Anthology of Interest 2' are Bowser, Peach, Luigi, and Yoshi representatives too? If so, from where?

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A) luigi is delegate for san marino. bowser for lizardland, peach for the nation of stereotyped   princesses. yoshi disappeared in 2769, and no one knows where he is.

Q) who is the direct superior of zapp brannigan?

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Me!..... 

If futurama is to meet Harry potter what kind of adventure they will have?

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A: I don't know because I wouldn't be watching it. I would even sacrific Futurama to ensure that I don't have to watch anything to do with harry potter.

Q: Rank wise: Who is the absolute lowest in the DOOP?

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A. Kif

Q. Who is Superior of Zapp's superior?

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A: mint's mother....   

Q: "I have no strong feelings either way." 
"If I don't survive, tell my wife I said 'Hello'."

What are some other great quotes from the Neutrals that we haven't heard before?

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A: None, they're filthy neutrals

Q: Did that second mutiny ever happen, and if so, what went wrong with it?

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A: No.
(See how boring cop-out answers are?)

Q: Suppose that the Nimbus is designed after an animal.  What animal would that be?

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A: A squid, most likely.

Q: How many people are members of the DOOP?

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A: officially about 12 (enough for a jury) unofficially 10000's. people just can't help joining in even the daftest of tings.

Q: Are you ma daddy? Or if not who is Prof's parents?

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A. The professors parents are Patrick and Gloria Farnsworth

Q. How old is Elzar?

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A) 29. at 13 he moved to earth from neptune, at 21 he gained popularity.

Q) what is neptune's capital?

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A. Atlantis (see Greek Mythology)

Q. When was the first president of earth elected?

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A. After the Omicrons found out I Love Lucy was canceled.

Q. If Futurama was to become a live-action TV show/movie, who would play which characters?

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a. clearly bender would be played by the same robot as the lost in space robot... leela would be played by katey sagal, clearly with an eye patch... fry would have to be played by the great arnold schwarzennegar... farnsworth=sean connery... THAT STUD!... haha, and 50 cent could be hermes, with amy as some asian girl...

Q. if futurama was to become a live action tv show, would anyone watch it...?  with the characters described as above?

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A. Duh, people would watch it! The characters, sure, but I think I'd change Schwarzennegar, or whatever his name is, from him being Fry to him being Zapp and Fry being played by Micheal J. Fox, because the middle name! And Bender would be the guy that is in the C-3PO suit in a Bender suit.

Q. If Futurama were a live action movie, who would be the director if it weren't somebody already on the staff?