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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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A: Phrai Q: Why have warden Vogel not had a single promotion in 20-odd years?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. Well, he considers the assembly line arm that built him is his mom, and his dad lives in Jersey City with a hooker he married.
Q. Where does Zoidberg go clothes shopping?
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elkie
Crustacean
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A) rbeivbeiavjkvj (it's pronounced irving)
Q)where is Zoidberg's netheregions located?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. On his neck.
Q. What happens when you drink 200 Cups of Coffee?
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Quimbly
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Eyedol7513: Aren't these supposed to be stupid questions and answers? A: No, they're supposed to be smart questions and smart-ass answers. You're in the wrong thread! Q: Who will become President of Earth, since Nixon got sent to Robot Hell?
A: Gary Gigax. His first act as head of the Earth state will be in judicial reform. All judgements would henceforth be determined by rolling a 20-sided die. Q: What other reforms would Gary Gigax, supreme ruler of Earth, make?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. Making D&D the national sport.
Q. What if Bender was 501 feet tall?
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Quimbly
Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 02-24-2005 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2005 11:21 »
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Q: Originally posted by Eyedol7513: Quimbly: I believe this is the 2nd thread of the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" thread. Those two threads are very similar, are they not? A1: "Ask a Smart Question and Get a Smart-Ass Answer" is entirely different from AASQ,GASA. One is smart, one is stupid. They are similar, no doubt. However, if it were AASQ,GASA, it would be entitled something like, AASQ,GASA Part 2, or Part II, or Part Deux. Furthermore, this thread started out with a Question, not an answer and a question, thus giving further evidence that this is an entirely new thread. Q: If they're different, and I'm wrong which I'm not, then why doesn't someone create a new thread for the AASQAGASA thread?
A: Indeed, you are wrong. As to why someone doesn't create a new thread for AASQ,GASA , I would have to blame the human tendancy towards apathy and laziness. whats hedonism-bot up to these days, well these days, 1000 years ahead. you know what i mean. A: Applying various scented choclate icings to his chasis. His current favorite is 'nutmeg infusion'. Q: Where would hedomism bot go, and what would he do, on a date?
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Quantum Leek
Crustacean
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Q: Why was Hedonism Bot built? He seems to be worse than useless, consuming resources and never doing anything productive. Even Bender was built for a constructive purpose...
A: To fulfill the hedonism that was never truly captured in the life of some strange and lonely scientist. he never managed to enjoy the pleasures of life and so his robot lived on his legacy and did so!!
hooray that was lame!!!
Q: Why did scientist extend the speed of light but not change other things like level of gravity or why old people complain?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. A "Help Wanted" ad in the newspaper.
Q. What else happened to Bender and Roberto after the upgrade in "Obsoletely Fabulous"?
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blobby goat
Crustacean
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A. her and Fry had a breif relationship but then she left fry when she found out he was cheating with the air conditioner Q. who is the raditors new boy freind?
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Quantum Leek
Crustacean
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A: Farnsworth because Zoidberg never got over how he was cursed by him when he almost died.
Q: What would be the name of the crushinators baby from bender?
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