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[Reply #520 on:]

Damn i_c_weiner, how long were you on here?

A: Planet X.

Q: Why can't robots eat human food?

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  TOTPD! 

[Reply #521 on:]

A:  Because it would never digest in their compartment

Q: Do you think etheir amy or leela should have a kid?

[Reply #522 on:]

A. If they get leftover pregnancy fat, no. 

Q. Where is "Planet X" located?

[Reply #523 on:]

 

Originally posted by Eyedol7513:
Damn i_c_weiner, how long were you on here?

Since 15:08 03-19-05. And I still didn't get to do the TotPD!

A#1. Sure, why not. Repopulate Pluto with people too.

A#2. Past Planet Y but before Planet Z.

Q. If there is a Universe Fight Mongoose/Universe B/Universe 1, is there another PEEL?

[Reply #524 on:]

A. Yes, it's the cowboy version of PEEL where everyone speaks in southern accents and wears cowboy hats. It's located at www.cowboypeelified.com.

Q. What is Leela's favorite color?

[Reply #525 on:]

A: Burgandy
Q: Whatever happened to the Werecar curse?

[Reply #526 on:]

A: Calculon sold it off on eBay.
Q: What country do the children used in Soylent Cola come from?

[Reply #527 on:]

A. The Nation of Joe

Q. What evil car is the gas cap from Project Satan from?

[Reply #528 on:]

A: The President's limo
Q: Where exactly is the Nation of Joe?

[Reply #529 on:]

A. It's far away from the Nation of Ashley, but quite close to the Republic of Jessica.

Q. What's going to be the next big drink in the 3000's?

[Reply #530 on:]

A: New Soylant Cola, which will be withdrawn when public demand for regular soylant cola gets too much to handle!

Q:Where does the term 'blurnsball' (spelling?!) originate?

[Reply #531 on:]

A) from blern beer, the first beer brewed recycling alcohol from dead bodies of boozers.

Q) what are the most common name and surname in 3000?

[Reply #532 on:]

Still Smith and Michael.

Do you think Morbo and Linda will get married, and why?

[Reply #533 on:]

A. No, Morbo is already married. But, knowing Linda, she'll just laugh at Morbo's comment and not even notice he said he was married.

Q. Does Linda have a relationship with anybody, and who?

[Reply #534 on:]

A: No she is not in a relationship because she does not want to get tied down.

Q: Will Peel be around in the year 3000, and if so what kind of futuristic differences will there be?

[Reply #535 on:]

A. Yes, it will be on the Virtual Reality Internet Thing (TM) seen on the show and everyone will have a physical form resembling their avatars, which could cause problems if the avatar shows two people, or some sort of inanimate object or something. It has now been several hundred years since the last original topic but every week someone posts the amazing news that you can see Nibbler's shadow in SP3K. Also, there are approximately 366,238,723,692,876,248,657,862,376,472 separate threads devoted to highly practical methods of reviving Futurama.

Q. What episodes were shown in The Simpsons Season 1016?

[Reply #536 on:]

A: i dont know and i dont care

Q: how long will this worthless game continue?

[Reply #537 on:]

A: "I DON'T CARE." - Farnsworth

Q: What did Wernstrum ever do with the chinese students that he got?

[Reply #538 on:]

Welcome to PEEL DRF who LTA!
Congrats on becoming a starship captain Mr.M. 

A: Made the men cook, and made the women get busy.

Q: Who is prettier? Leela or Zoidberg?

[Reply #539 on:]

A. Zoidberg as the grandmother in the planet that makes dreams come true.

Q. What would Fry see if he went to the dream cme true planet?

[Reply #540 on:]

A. girls

Q. Were the previous Planet Express crew killed by space wasps or space bees?

[Reply #541 on:]

A: First one, then the other.

Q: How did the Nibblonians first identify Fry as the mighty one?

[Reply #542 on:]

A: Verification of the past-nastification. The video can easily be found on the internet, do a search for "Temporal, self-progenitary hidden-camera porn".

Q: Give a proper answer to this question:

 

Q. What episodes were shown in The Simpsons Season 1016?

[Reply #543 on:]

A: The proper answer is: The Simpsons are only at Season 16.  Season #1016 will not come out for another for another 1000 years.  Since I left my time machine in my other pants, I can't know for sure at this time.  If I had to guess, I would say that Simspons Season #1016 would contain episodes 1 through 22.

Q: Which company was the first to mass market space honey?

[Reply #544 on:]

A) nike

Q) do robots need to shave?

[Reply #545 on:]

A: No, but it is sure funny to watch.

Q: Do robots make any kind of waste products other than flaming burps and farts?

[Reply #546 on:]

Hiccups?

What would happen if Michele was frozen and gone to the future instead?

EDIT: @DRF who LTA, it seems like you are "just some annoying typical newbie teen with issues," who comes in here to make trouble and instantly make the other members here dislike you! Congratulations making your first impressions here to the peel as a dickhead!

   

[Reply #547 on:]

I AM A FUZZY PICKLE FROM OREGON

[Reply #548 on:]

A: Dude...   
Or as a decent answer to this...be smart.

Q: Which of these two species will take over the sewers? Squirrels, or raccoons? And how?!

[Reply #549 on:]

A: Raccoons for one reason only. They have bigger and fuzzier tails than Squirrels.

Q: What simpsons character would be most likely to kill themself if they were frozen and then woke up in the future?

[Reply #550 on:]

A: Homer, upon learning they no longer make Duff.

Q:Why will Duff no longer be made?

[Reply #551 on:]

A: Because you just said so.

Q: Did Hermes ever kill anyone with piano wire? If so who?

[Reply #552 on:]

A: sure. you're cool.

Q: who is ur daddy?

[Reply #553 on:]

A: Why you want to know? Are you looking for someone to pay attention to you? I sorry if you are not loved but oh wait...NO I'M NOT!!! AHAAHHAHA no one loves you!

Q: Same as my last one.

[Reply #554 on:]

A: Stop spamming our game. We're trying to waste some more of our worthless lives and have fun.

Q: Why the hell are you even in this game? (Not you, Moose Man, in case of any confusion...)

[Reply #555 on:]

A to MrM- Yes, and it was Zoidberg's brother who he mistakened for Zoidberg.

A to Y&A- Because he's a jackass, and he saw the word "ass" in the title and thought "THIS is the thread for me!"

Q. If DRF who LTA continues to spam the game and act like a jack-bootay, how long until he is banned?

[Reply #556 on:]

A: Five minutes. No, that's too long... 5 seconds.

Q:What hell hole did DRF who LTA crawl out of?

[Reply #557 on:]

A: Mom's

Q: How long did it take Zoidberg to finally get all of Fry's limbs reattached after he cut off his arm?

[Reply #558 on:]

A: 2 hours. And another 2 hourst to get them in the right order.

Q: What's Bender's 11th most used word?

[Reply #559 on:]

A. [Letteman] And at number 11 it's...Momma![/Letterman]

Q. What's up with the PE Crew now?