An unearthly thread. (Doctor Who).

[Reply #40 on:]

According to The Ten Doctors, the White Guardian is Lawful Neutral and the Black Guardian Chaotic Neutral, no good or evil involved. I like that interpretation best, but it doesn't really help solve our problem.

TOTPHT!

[Reply #41 on:]

If we have the Guardians as Neutrals then I guess the Time Lords fit nicely between them. Which means we drop the Monk and just have a gap at Neutral Good.

Still not solved yet.

[Reply #42 on:]

I made my own alignment chart, for miscellaneous characters.

If you don't like it, download my template and make your own.

Enjoy. Feel free to share both the chart and the template with other whovians.

[Reply #43 on:]

I like it, love the true neutral.

Also, this is what it looked like after I'd zoomed in. Not a comment on your choice, by the way.

[Reply #44 on:]

Totalnerduk wins the thread for making True Neutral the obvious choice.

[Reply #45 on:]

Couldn't be bothered with making up quotes. Add your own.

[Reply #46 on:]

The Doctor has an "I've farted, haha!" face in that one.

[Reply #47 on:]

-BUMP-

[Reply #48 on:]

That comic is hard to read even blown up. Poor kitty though.

[Reply #49 on:]

I drew this one.

[Reply #50 on:]

Purple Dalek!!! I want. Can I has?

[Reply #51 on:]

Yes, you may has the purple dalek. Polish its dome and stroke its eyestalk every day.

[Reply #52 on:]

I shall love it with all my heart and allow it to kill and maim my enemies.

[Reply #53 on:]

Aww. Why don't you ever kill and maim my enemies, SEL?

<SEL2000>: Because there is only one person whom I presently desire to kill and maim, and it would be a great disservice to your enemies should they be unavailable to witness me doing so.

[Reply #54 on:]

If it would make you feel better Xanfor I can attempt to build you a machine to mangle your enemies... 

And forget your purple Dalek bendersfan1221, mine's better.

Besties for life. Daleks are so cute.

[Reply #55 on:]

But I stole my purple Dalek from tnuk. Though that Dalek would scrub the dead skin away.... Hmmm, can I have a purple one?

[Reply #56 on:]

I don't care about tnuk's misfortune thanks to you, you can't have mine! I think I know a guy though. Let me talk to my guy, and I'll hook you up with a purple one just like mine. This little bugger's also quite the gossip.

[Reply #57 on:]

Yays! Just as long as mine isn't a gossip.

[Reply #58 on:]

 Do daleks come with an option/accessory for polishing floors?


 Or do is it part of the standard package?

[Reply #59 on:]

[Reply #60 on:]

It comes as an option hobbitboy. Mainly they are just there for killing and maiming.

[Reply #61 on:]

And you have to pay extra for it. But it's worth it.

[Reply #62 on:]

It is. They make the floors very nice and shiny.

[Reply #63 on:]

The same cannot be said about the stairs, however.

[Reply #64 on:]

True. They just float over the stairs.

[Reply #65 on:]

A true Dalek does not go up stairs. It levels the building.

[Reply #66 on:]

Real Daleks don't level the building, they order their human slaves to do so. Whilst they tell racist jokes about Cybermen.

[Reply #67 on:]

Don't you mean pig people slaves tnuk?

[Reply #68 on:]

you two will communicate much better on this subject once tnuk has gotten you to watch all the classic who series

[Reply #69 on:]

That would take some time and patience and effort and money.. But you could illegally download or stream but then it would be stealing and the BBC wont get any money from you..
But suppose it would cost over £150..

[Reply #70 on:]

I don't need tnuk to make me watch original stuff Goph. I'm already working on watching it and acquiring it. Mostly legal acquiring....

[Reply #71 on:]

What Doctor are you up to?

[Reply #72 on:]

Don't you mean pig people slaves tnuk?

The daleks use human slaves (they particularly like little girls) whenever possible. The pig-people were a new development for them, and might not come back, given that the Daleks never seem to have a problem finding a weak and easily-manipulated stooge.

The best Dalek stories generally involve the human slave growing a spine at the last minute and being murdered in cold blood by their mutant alien overlords.

The expanded universe stuff also likes to have the Daleks use human proxies and work from the shadows. It's one of the things they do best.

Control Humans
???
Profit!

Of course, whenever the Doctor is involved, things go bad for them fairly quickly.

you two will communicate much better on this subject once tnuk has gotten you to watch all the classic who series

Funnily enough, I think you and I'll understand each other much better once I've cajoled you into finishing Blackadder. So get back to work on that. Now.

[Reply #73 on:]

I have stuff from every Doctor on DVD except Pertwee. And am working on getting all of Tom Bakers stuff right now. Not sure how long it'll take me to watch it all though. With how much I'm working and generally busy around the house.

Yes Gopher watch Blackadder!

[Reply #74 on:]

I have like 12 Doctor Who DVD's from the classic era...
Theres just way too much to buy

[Reply #75 on:]

I... am working on getting all of Tom Bakers stuff right now.

You're working on getting Tom Baker's stuff? Now I'm having a hard time not imagining you dressed in a ninja costume, sneaking through his back door* and helping yourself to his television.

*NOT A EUPHAMISM.

[Reply #76 on:]

I flew through series 1, and was kindof taken by surprise by 2nd series being so very, very different. Only watched a couple of eps of it so far, and it's clearly every bit as good, mind you, I just didn't expect it and so my initial reaction was to be nonplussed. Though I did wonder at the finale of series 1 how exactly they could do a series 2; now I know. heh.

[Reply #77 on:]

So you've finally got to the good stuff. Don't get me wrong, I like series 1, but Ben Elton made that show what it is, and more to the point he made the character likeable.

Tom Baker is in series 2 - potato - with a beard you could lose a... No I won't say it.

[Reply #78 on:]

Well you have about a year to catch up
Ben Elton?!? Oh... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who

[Reply #79 on:]

Ben Elton made... the character likeable.

As well as more of an absolute and unmitigated bastard. Which is, when you think about it, sheer genius.