Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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Bringing up the hippie scene u just reminded me of the part b4 that was hilarious:

The scene when Kif was fixing the orangu-tang to look like Leela:

Kif: Voila
The orang-utan grabs a banana, eats it and scratches itself.]

Bender: Bingo!

Fry: That's Leela!

Zapp: I'm seeing double!

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Fry in: "When Aliens Attack"

"I prefer programs of the genre "World's Blankiest Blank" "

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I don't know if I already posted this, so I'm sorry if I did.

"Why don't you just inject some fat straight into your ass and cut out the middle man!"
-Nd-Nd, from 'Spanish Fry'.

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Zoidberg - When aliens attack

"Gracias".

brilliant.

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Quote from "Less Than Hero"

Leela: "Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went 10 rounds with mighty Thor."
Fry: "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus."

i lauthed my ass off but its back now.

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omg gosh futurama is sooo funny i have lot tons of fav quotes     

here are some of them:

[Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif have been captured by Amazons]
Femputer: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...
[everyone gasps]
Femputer: by snu-snu.
Fry, Zapp, Bender: Yeah. Woo-hoo.
[Kif starts sobbing]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: [to Kif] What are you? Gay?

[Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]
Bender: [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...
Fry: [shakes him] Bender wake up.
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Fry: Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?
Fry: Aaah, never mind.
[Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]
Bender: [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?

C'mon guys, tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999... again.

Bender: I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

Bender: Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!

Bender: Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long...
Fry: It's okay Bender, I like cooking too.
Bender: Pansy.

i have a lot more 2! got futurama?!!!

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Go brain quotes!

We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.
Wait! That no white whale! It grey thinky whale!
Tom Sawer, you tricked me...
I'm a gigantic brain!!!
I always think fast - ahh!
Now I am leaving Earth for no raison!
Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.
Are you insane in the membrane?!
Everybody wins!


EDIT: Because of the PEEL re-direct tag thing with links, you must copy the link from the properties window and C+P it into the address bar if you wanna hear the quotes.

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Fry-Oww, my sperm! .... hmm, didn't hurt that time

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Fry "But existing is basically all that I do"

Roswell that ends well. love that one.

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"Hooray the Big brain am winning again! I am the greetist! Now I am leaving earth for no raisin!"

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"Nobody does it like molten boron"

"Thompsons teeth the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth"

"BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS"

"Act now and youll receive this bender action figurine"

"bite my shiny metal ass"

"I DID DO THE NASTY IN THE PASTY"

"SCREW HISTORY!"

"on with the opera.! Hahaha"

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Leela: Ya know zapp, at first I thought your were just a big pompass bufoon, but then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child, but now I realize that outside that child is a big pompass bufoon.

Zapp: And which one rocked your world?

-Love's Labour Lost in Space

Love that one.

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Bender-"what was that? a wolf? or some kind of buggin?(spanish fry i just love the way he says buggin)

or

Bender-You love flexo so much you love anyone pretending to be him!
Angeline- well maybe i love you so much i love you no matter who your pretending to be!
Bender-Oh how i wish i could belive or understand that!(bendless love)

or

Coilette- Congo Jack!
Fry(Congo Jack)- Thats right! and i have a message from cournal mobouto! He says "This is from Congo Jack!"

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Mine definately has to be in Roswell That Ends Well, when Fry puts metal in the microwave and it gives of blue radiation and he says :" Hey *sniff sniff* what smells like blue?" That  is excellent!

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i cant remember the whole quote but when nibbler says past nastification in the why of fry.

also "who would have known a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin" or something like that
-bender, spanish fry

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Professor: Ohhh My Tract!

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Snooty guy: " I say, robothouse, your watercraft is as ill designed as you yourselves"

Classic.

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"Cheese it!"
-Bender

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snooty guy1: I say robot house you damaged our servent's quaters
snooty guy2: and our servets
sry if thats all ready taken

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Fry:Hey, when you look this good, you don't have to know anything

Bender:I often have thoughts and feelings that can only be expressed through dance

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Professor: "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"
"Oh, dear. She’s stuck in an infinite loop and he’s an idiot.Well, that’s love for you".

Zoidberg: "Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

Hermes "I'm calling the police! ...Right after I flush some tings."

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Fry:"Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows!"

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Leela disposing of Hermes carcass after killing him and bender walks in.
Bender: "Leela I am shocked. Food and garbage go in the disposal, flesh and bone go in the trash!"

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Mom: "You know what needs to be done."
Son: "What?"
Mom: "Get his PIN number, you idiots! Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts."

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I love it how Zoidberg says 'robut'!

Fry: He stole my clover, he stole my name! And now he broke my hand!
Bender: His legend lives on!!

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"BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS"


"BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS"

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Jomby! The chocolate icing!

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Zoidberg (slamming claw on table): "Order the cake, dammit"

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ZOIDBERG: Who's the tough guy now Vinny? (then eats him)
PROF: With my final words I curse Zoidberg!
Calculon (after showing a clip of him shouting no!): I added a little twist to it, I was supposed to say yes.
FRY: Once our toilet broke so i went straight in the trash
ZAP: I am the man with no name, Zap Brannigan
HERMES: I'M lower than a limbo stick in Jamaica at carnival time, and thats as low as limbo sticks get.

those were just some good quotes from the top of my head! you could have a book on the quotes of Futurama, its called the entire script to Futurama! 

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"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'la la la la la la la la!'"

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Fry: "Voting isn't cool, so I stayed home and got trashed on Listerine".

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DJZ: "Your music is bad and you should feel bad!"

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Fry: "If I wanted to go back to the year 2000, I'll just freeze myself again".

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"don't girl me with your girl stuff"

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fry: ow my head ow my feet ow my head ow my feet
Professer: keep your chin up
Fry: ow my chin

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If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying.

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"Is that a frog? A toad? or your momma!"

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"The easy part was getting it out, the hard part was getting it out hahahaha."

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"Hey, *sniff sniff* what smells like blue?"

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I think that n e thing that zoidberg says is the best. my fav character

Best is when he sprays ink and runs with the woop woop woop woop woop.

but best is in the divls hands are idle playthings

during opera what zoidberg says
Fry"but i cant play n e more"
zoidberg"yes you can, the beauty was in ur heart, not ur hands!"
*fry plays horrible music*
zoidberg"The musics bad and u should feel bad!"