Alison
Crustacean
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The problem with popplers is my favorite so I can think of a few more from it...
Prof. Farnsworth: (shouting) Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property! Hippie.: You can't own property, man! Prof. Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
Lrrr: I think there was something funny in that hippie.
And from the Devil's Hands... Hedonismbot: But I'm not done vomitting!
and Hedonismbot: Let's cavort like the greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.
That makes me laugh every time!!
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fussili
Crustacean
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In the Atlanta episode:
Bender having committed a felony of some form: Hey, Guess what you're all accessories to!
URL: "Failure to scoop... Awwwww yeaaaaaah"
Lurh: "Tremble in Fear at our three different kinds of ship!"
Oh damn it's a losing battle. I have too many favourites, even as I was writing these I had others coming to mind.
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Alison
Crustacean
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I know what you mean, I keep thinking of more!
One I use every day (geeky, huh?): From A clone of my own:
Prof. Farnsworth: Now that's impossible. It came to me in a dream. And I forgot it in another dream!
Hahahahahaha
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cuavsfan
Crustacean
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A couple of my favorite that have not yet been said: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? Remember lieutenant, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in. BTW: Big list of great Futurama quotes here: http://imdb.com/title/tt0149460/quotes Nate 847.63
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DanMan4040
Delivery Boy
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They made fun of our women's basketball team? Did you explain to them how our good fundamentals make up for thier inability to dunk?
Awwwww, I have eight other senses, but I'd give up any of them, even smision, just to be able to taste
Better yet I'll build someone to fill in for you! Some sort of atomic superman with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal.
Damn, now I'll need a fake I.D. to rent UltraPorn.
Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Finally I have a good claw. See, three human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery.
Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion. I guess I that would work too, but my favorite is still the bone-crushing thing.
My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood....
Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Thank God there were plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.
That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!
This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.
What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!
When I asked Elzar what he was preparing he told me it was none of my bussiness and then he implied that my mother was a prostitute.
Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.
You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat.
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.
Fry, by keeping that robot you're stealing my image. And isn't that all I really have left? Well that and the worlds largest gold nugget, one mile in diameter.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Had trouble deciding on a favorite DanMan?
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Wuvums
Crustacean
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i like the one from the farnsworth parabox
Leela:i tell you they're not evil but don't be confused they are jerks
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Alison
Crustacean
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While eating dolphin...
Prof Farnsworth: Toss me the speech center of the brain!
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Alison: While eating dolphin...
Prof Farnsworth: Toss me the speech center of the brain! "this one was stupid, he blew all his $ on instant lottery tickets."
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Alison
Crustacean
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Hahaha good one! The problem with popplers rules!
Leela: Well, it's a type-M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "How bout rocks? You guys eat rocks right?...Not even if they're sautaid in a little mud?..."
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Jish
Delivery Boy
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Lucy Liu-bot: I'll never forget you, Fry- MEMORY DELETED
Fry: I've... not heard of them!
*may not be totally correct* Robot: Some say unholy things happen up there. Robot 2: for example, all of us say that. Professor: That's just superstitious robot mumbo jumbo. Robot 2: Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not! With all of your precious science, have you come any closer to solving the mystery of how a robot walks, or talks? Professor: Yes, you ninny! your circuit diagram is right on the inside of your case! Robot 2: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
and then later... Robot: I will go this far, and no further. *is at door*
Hermes: I'm no physisist, but I think I have a solution! We'll just-*time skip* *nude congo line* Hermes: I don't know how this was supposed to work... Amy: Professor, I hope we don't skip past my birthday-*time skip* All: Happy birthday Amy! Amy: Yay, look at all these presents! Zoidberg: I hope we have as much fun tomorrow, at my birthd-*time skip* *Zoidberg sits alone with a cupcake* Zoidberg: Ohh....
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mpbx3003
Crustacean
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one word: "Gracias." Also,the Zapp line: "We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!"
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VGZed
Crustacean
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Fry: But Bender, the senoritas! Bender: *Gets up* Vamonos!
I liked the way Bender said Vamonos!
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Alison
Crustacean
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I hope no one did this one yet...
Prof Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about. Cubert: No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
"Your theories are weapons grade bolognium!" It was funny hearing that after the same joke was made on the Simpsons with the Periodic Tables made by Oscar Meyer. "What is the atomic weight of Balonium?" "Delicious!"
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Vagrant
Poppler
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Zoidberg: Casual hello. It's me Zoidberg. Act natural.
Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.
That guy: There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Sharks and sheep. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?
Zoidberg: Excuse me, which are the ones people like to cuddle?
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fussili
Crustacean
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THAT's the one I was trying to remember: The Ultraporn quote.. I just cracked up when I first heard it.
Another classic is When Zoidberg says "Gracias" in "when Alien's attack"
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Vagrant:
That guy: There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Sharks and sheep. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?
Zoidberg: Excuse me, which are the ones people like to cuddle? "Gutsy question, you're a Shark."
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Popetastic
Crustacean
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I agree with
Zoidberg: "AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS! I help those who help themselves!!"
I also like:
Brain: "I am a gigantic brain!" when he walks in on TDTESS.
there's too many good Professor and Zoidberg lines to remember.
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Wuvums
Crustacean
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"now i an leaving earth for no raisin !" the day the earth stood stupid + all of benders ittle "whooo"s in spanish fry
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Wuvums
Crustacean
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Also from the same episode "i stad for a mistrail as i am also having a hot naked affair with the foremanof this jury" Very funny
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Habib
Guest
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Bender: *Crys* I scared. From the honking
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