Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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Oh TheLampIncident, you reminded me of another Fry quote, "We call them land sea lions."

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Bender*when he scream's like a girl*
funny as shit ...

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Or the Robot Devil when he screams like a girl.

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Originally posted by Alliteration:
Or the Robot Devil when he screams like a girl.

Bring's a tear to my eye  ...
i also like'd"im going to drink until' i reboot"
RFLMAO!!!

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Leela: This is for you Fry...
*Leela kisses Fry*
*Fry smiles*
Fry: Beep.
              

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'Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitlers brain, but when you put in the body of a great white, ooooh suddenly you've gone too far.'

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So many good quotes.  My would probably be:
Fry:  And now the brain is trapped in my book.  A world of plotholes and spelling errors.
Brain: Yes!  The big brain am winning again!  I am the greetest!  Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
Something along those lines.  I laughed so hard when I heard it the 1st time.

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Leela's classic:- 'I don't mean to sound negative... but NO!'

ehehehe...

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Leela's other classic: "If everyone is done being stupid..."

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zoidberg "help freinds, a guinea pig tricked me" or something to that effect

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" I saw a frilly cake that you would remember your whole life!Late at nite it taunts me with its frosting......BUY THE CAKE DAMMIT!!!!"

Zoidberg

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My all time favorite Futurama line:

"To late I realize that me children are me only real treasures."
-Space Pirate, "Godfells"

I think that one loses alot when you read it instead of hearing it, but it's the context it's said in that makes it so funny.

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How about:

Bender: "You call this a party? There's only one hooker and no booze!?"

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Leela's other classic: "If everyone is done being stupid..."

My favorite part of that scene is PJF answering, "I have more..."

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"I'm not allowed to sing. Court order." -the Sting

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well its been about three days so if everyone is done being stupid.
I am now picking the 10 for the poll.
I will report back later.
By the way you can add more because i probably won't have finished deciding until tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Leela's other classic: "If everyone is done being stupid..."

YAYNESS!

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I think Futurama is to damn good to pick a fav pharse! But I like the Proferssor's mad laugh, and also in AOI2 (Anothology of interest 2) When they are skipping and all except zoidberg get taken away . Also a little later when lella says "Why did you bring us here?" and Zoidberg said "And why did i have to get a cab?" Thet all just crack me up.

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I hate to say this, but one of Amy's quotes made me laugh.

To Leela: 'Hey, nice boots! Do they make them in women's sizes?'

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

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My favorite line of all of the series was by Bender of course. On the Sting when he popped into the ship at the last minute on the queen bee's stinger and said "I'm back baby!"

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Originally posted by shoopbender:
My favorite line of all of the series was by Bender of course. On the Sting when he popped into the ship at the last minute on the queen bee's stinger and said "I'm back baby!"

I mentioned it b4 but my favorite bender quote is also from The Sting.

"I'm not allowed to sing. Court order."

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Bender- "im so embarrased! I wish everyone else was dead"

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What episode was that from missbender?

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Bend Her.

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Bend Her was a damn funny episode.

Bender: You ever been beaten up by a chick?

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Bender (aka Coillete in Bend Her): You've Never Been on a date with a guy just 'cos you were hungry

Leela: Well...erm I thought i might have liked him on a full stomach

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Originally posted by Love_For_Leela:
Bender: You ever been beaten up by a chick?

It's:
Bender/Coilette: You ever been beaten up by a dude dressed like a chick?
Olympic person: Yes!

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Yeah, sorry about that. I'm not very good with memorising. I got it close enough though... right?... right? *tumbleweeds*

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Hey everyone i am having a lot of trouble deciding so if someone with a higher rank like a mod would like to decide then feel free.

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Hmm... *cough*GET TWEEK*cough*... who said that?

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"It's like sex, except i'm having them!"

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old man waterfall:...you can crush me but you cant crush my spirit!
[M.O.P crushes him]
old man waterfall: oh! my spirit!

farnsworth: wheres the device that lets you seep up or slow time?
fry:under the seat
-bendin' in the wind

morris: but we have special passes. from the mayor himself!
teen with weird accent:i dunno. i never hoid of no mayor.
-less than hero

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In How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove back:

(standing on top of PE building) Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

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Originally posted by Alliteration:
"It's like sex, except i'm having them!"

Actually it's "They're like sex, except I'm having them!" but that's getting REALLY nitpicky.

"Well then good news! It's a suppository."
"Good news! I'm technically still alive."
"Good news everyone! I'ma horse's butt!"

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"Yea! Well, I don't believe in Santa Clause. Come on everybody, if you don't believe in him, he can't hurt you."
*SMACK*
"OH GOD! the pain!"

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from "Tale of 2 Santas"

Zoidy: "AND IM HIS FRIEND JESUS!"

and

"I help those who help themselves!!"

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Leela's Homeworld, and my sig-

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The best ever:
Lrrr: Dude, my hands are huge!  They can touch anything but themselves... oh wait.   

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^ agreed.

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"Fry!Its me, BigFace! Come out and feel my mangey fur!"
Said by Bender (to steal Fry's tent) in Spanish Fry.