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Cyan60
Crustacean
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"It's just like that drug trip while i was on that drug trip" "Compare your life to mine then kill yourself" " I could beat you with a led pipe till you think thats what happend.... or did I?"
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DJ_JB
Crustacean
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I have to many favorites but these are the ones that I'm sure made me laugh & shoot beer outta my nose.
Zoidberg: "Well, I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news. So let me break it to him gently... Fry! You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is, I can't say, but on your face it's not!!!"
Mom: "Jam a bastard in it, you crap!!!"
That Guy: Doing the safety dance song... "Duh Duh Dun Dun Duh Duh Dun Dun"
Professor: "Listen this is gonna be one hell of a bowl movement, afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!"
Leela: "Monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir."
Nixon: "Remember what the doormouse said, Feed your head!!! I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!"
Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!!!!"
Bender: "9, 10, a big fat hen. The name's Bender."
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Zoidberg PhD
Crustacean
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LEELA: I'm a virgin. MUTANT: Yea right-we've all seen Zapp Brannigan's website.
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rockafeller
Crustacean
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Bender : Life is hilariously cruel
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40megafonzies
Crustacean
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"I'll sell our children's organs to zoos, for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place." - Richard Nixon's Head
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RobotDevilRox
Starship Captain
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Bender: You're full of crap, Fry. [Bender gets electrocuted] Bender: You make a persuasive argument, Fry. Bender: Fry, of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first. Fry: Oh man, this is great... Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus! Hahaha. Leela: I don't get it. Professor Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Fry: Oh. What's it called now? Professor Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you. Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here. Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! Robot Devil: Ah, Bender, this is a surprise. For you! Finding me in the refrigerator! Bender: Yeah, but at least I don't have hiccups any more. What up? Robot Devil: Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you. Bender: Forget it. You can't tempt me. Robot Devil: Really? There's nothing you want? Bender: Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want. Robot Devil: You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots. Fry: Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off! But the best one EVER has got to be this:
Fry: My hands! My horrible, human hands! And what did you do to my nails? Robot Devil (dryly): I cleaned them. And yes, I know that most of these are from 'The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings'. It's my favourite episode.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox: Robot Devil: You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots. Fry: Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!
Yeah,that one made me laughso hard that I fell out of the window.
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Smarter Fry
Poppler
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Script of "Amazon Women in the Mood"
THOG Here live vengeful, all-knowing leader. She decide men's fate. FRY Is she hot?
THOG That not important.She all-knowing. FRY In other words, "No". Ow!
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