Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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This is a thread for your absolute favourite quote in futurama ever.

After about three days i (or some higher being that contacts me) will pick ten of them and put them on a poll.

I will start with:

'Bender, BENDER..........Have you seen my sombrero?'
-Fry in 'I second that emotion'

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Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

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"Oh a lesson in changing history from mister "I'm-my-own-grandpa" etc. from Roswell That Ends Well

Best. Line. Ever.

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Everything that Zapp says is priceless.
"If we can hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
"As you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!"
"EROTIC! EROTIC! Erotic! Erotic."
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
"You win again, gravity!"
"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola."
"We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."
"She's a beatifull ship alright. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out!"
"I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan."
"You give me FAR too little credit."
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast!"
"Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
"Prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral."

I'd say more but then I'd be quoting a whole episode...

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"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?" -Bender

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"Choke on that, causality!"

Edit: or "Pack of highly.  Got it."

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Fry : "No I'm doesn't"

 

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Professor: Everybody, get in bed with me. I have something to show you... Feast your eyes on this!
Crew: *Gasps*
Leela: Its beautiful!
Amy: And huge!
Fry: Can I touch it?
Zoidberg: So what is it already?

  

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i have three, and they are both the professor, however i agree with Ekarderif that all Zapp is gold. anyway...
"ah to be young again...and also a robot"

bender: professor, make a woman out of me
professer: oh, i think we should just be friends

leela: argh, fire hot
professer: the professie will help, AAAARGH, fire indeed hot

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Giant Bender: I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal.

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Well none of these are really quotes, per say, all are noises that the charactes make. XD But they would half to be "Woopwoopwoopwoop!" by Zoidberg and that "Awaaa?" noise the professor makes, and the "Ugh" thing that Kiff does when Zapp says something stupid.

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Fry: Damnit, we'll have to fix the engine ourselves.
Leela: We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works.

I love the way Katey Sagal says "bastard"!

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Femputer: I shall now consider your punishment.
Fry (to Amazonian): So what did the last men that came here die of?
Amazonian: Crushed Pelvises.
Fry: Yes!!!
Zapp: Oh, thank you lord in heaven!

or something like that, also anything Randy says is hilarious.

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Guard in courtroom: "Your honor, that facility has been full ever since you ruled that being poor is a mental illness."

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You left out the part that made that funny, Smitty.

 

Originally posted by Smitty:
Bender: Your Social Security check's late!  Stuff costs more than it used to!  Young people use curse words!
Fry: Dammit, we'll have to fix the engine ourselves.
Leela: We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works.

FIXED.

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"The only poor people I want to hear about are the ones that tend to my pores at the spa!" haha

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"Kiff we have a cunundrum" and Kiff's resulting sigh, cracks me up everytime

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Sorry for the double post but I have another one

Yo soy muy malo en lanzar, pero yo soy muy bueno en comer frijoles. Come los Bean Bay frijoles, los frijoles de los reyes.

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Next time use the edit button to add something to your post. I guess we'll spare you from our tortures this time...

I also like any quotes that Fry says that proves he's an idiot.
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them!"
"Fry's dog!"
"No I'm... doesn't."
"I already did."
"A million years..."
"What if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy."

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I enjoy any time Hattie says "kajigger". 

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FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!.....FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!!!

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The quotes that I use in my computer sound theme are ones that can apply to a number of situations. For example-
Bender- "Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!" (Bendless Love- I think)
Bender- "I'm not reading that crap, summarise it in one word!"
Bender- “Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.”

Its also funny when Fry gets his words muddled!
Fry- "Hey look, it's that guy you are!" (Bendless Love)
Fry- "Did everything just taste purple for a second?" (The Why of Fry)
These are just some examples. I can't really think of just one quote that is my overall favourite, there's just too many good lines to choose from!

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bender: bite my anormas metal ass

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“Let the feast of 1000 beasts begin!”

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Originally posted by probulater:
bender: bite my anormas metal ass

It's "Bite my colossal metal ass!" 

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Originally posted by nerdlingus:
Fry : "No I'm doesn't"

 

  Which episode is that from? 

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The subpar "The Route of All Evil"

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Originally posted by Ekarderif:
The subpar "The Route of All Evil"

man, another under-rated episode. I like that one.

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"Your social security check expired, stuff costs more than it used to, people use curse words"

"NO! It is the bad kind of puppy"

When the robot elders say "SILENCE!"

"There building a human pyramid... of robots!"

Fry: "...Is it because i'm really smart?"
Nibblonians: "Hahahaha... oh my... anyway"

"Chester A Arthur fall down"

"Arrrooooooo!!!"

Okay thats enough. There are so many great lines.

And TRoAE is under-rated.

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Kif: Hey Amy, If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pant's off and dance around a little?
Amy: Kif!
Leela : Lt. Kroker!
Kif: Uh... Uh... You know Amy, I Find The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies...

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Originally posted by Ekarderif:
 It's "Bite my colossal metal ass!"   

Actually, It's Bite my shiny metal ass.
(With paralel Bender, It's Bite my Glorious Golden Ass)

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Originally posted by d12drepmm:
 
Actually, It's Bite my shiny metal ass.
(With paralel Bender, It's Bite my Glorious Golden Ass)

Actually, Bender does say "bite my colossal metal ass" in an episode. I think it was Anthology of Interest when he becomes a giant.

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And, One more thing to add:
Zapp: Captains Journal. Day (?) We have encountered a ship attempting to land on Vergon 6, meaning they are in direct violation of Branigans Law.
Kif: Sir, Who are you talking to?
Zapp: You! Aren't you taking this down?

Zapp: I propose we go on 10 dates.
Leela: How about 0
Zap: 9. 8. 7. 6, and thats my final offer. 5. 4
Amy: Please Leela?
Leela: Alright. How about 1?
Zap: 2
Leela: 1/2
Zap: Then it's settled. We'll meet you at 8:00 for  half of dinner and the first part of a movie.

Zap: For defeating the spiders, I received a medal. Show them My medal Kif.
Kif :(pointing) He bought it with his tax return...

I'm not sure if these quotes are exactly as they were said, but they're colse.

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Proffesser(singing):I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving."
Zoidberg:I can't beleve everyone's just ADLIPING!"-
from DHAIPT

Bender:"B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEENNNDER!
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEENNNDER!
SAYIN' B-E-N DDDDEEEEEREEEEEER!"
From The Honking

Fembot:"Do you know what if feels like to
be a Fembot living in a Manbot Manputer's world?"-From AWITM

Zapp:"I am a man with no name!....
Hello ,I'm Zapp Branigan."-
From WTBR

Zoidberg:
"I broke you Televison!

"Mom!Dad!Don't ask me to choose!

Mr.Branigan,your always welcome at Rach 'O' Zoidberg!"
- all from WTBR

More later!

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Robot Devil: Ah, Bender! This is a surprise! For you! Finding me in your refridgerator!
I don't know why, but I love that line.

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So anyone want to play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

Al Gore- "I'm a tenth level Vice President"

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The professor- "Bunk, bunk I say".

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Zoidberg:  "and i'm the other guy, courage, not enough of it, needs some from whats his name!" - cracks me up every time. - AOI2

Also Zapp saying to kiff
"hold up that flag ..and wave it a little for goddsake." - Brannigan Begin Again

Also the orphan in love and rocket saying
"we came here instead of eating today"
hahah so sad, so awful, so hillariously funny!!

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"Rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock... And scissors cuts paper.. Kif, have a conundrum! (Sigh)
Get me a rock, and search them for paper!"

I know someone mentioned the "We have a conundrum" part, but I love the bit with the paper etc.

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To be honest, I'm completely surprised this hasn't been closed yet.

Fry: I like your shiny tail.
Umbriel: Why thank you, I like those wiggly doo-dads coming out of your hips.
Fry: Thanks, they're called pants.

Zapp: Why'd you open your bonghole you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola.
Lrrr: The one called "smelly hippie" is right...

Fender: Guys, I want you to meet my friends Bender, Fry, and Leela.
Adam Horovitz: You know, we're really not that interested in meeting you.

*group grossed out*
Fry: That's the secret ingredient of Slurm?
Leela: That's the only ingredient of Slurm!
*more grossed noises, then Fry goes to drink more Slurm*
Leela: Fry!
*Fry spits his Slurm out, then goes to drink some more*
Leela: Fry!
*Fry spits his Slurm out again*