Best Futurama Quotes

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Diavtivated robot walking: When you see the robot devil, tell him I'm coming

Fry: Hey, that guy said-

Beelzibot: I heard him!

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just heard a great one last nite fro an episode i think is called spanish fry

Fry : i never thought id escape with my doodle but i pulled it out

Bender (in distance): Just like at the movie theatre WWWOOOOOOOO!

Also i heard a rumour in a lifestyla magazine that fox has cancelled Futurama can anybody add any insight into this?

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Professor: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
Glurmo: "Why those are the Grunka Lunkas, they work here in the Slurm Factory."
Professor: "Tell them I hate them!"

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from bend her a quote which could easilly become one of all-time favs:

bender: "my dreams of glory died before they began!"
zoidberg: (cheery)"welcome to my life!" (starts crying)

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Originally posted by zarbfoid:
Also i heard a rumour in a lifestyla magazine that fox has cancelled Futurama can anybody add any insight into this?

this is not a rumour, this is a fact. check cgef for detailed informations.

[Reply #564 on:]

Farnsworth: Choke on that, causality!

I'm waiting for the day I can use that at a staff meeting.

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Originally posted by The Professor:
Professor: "who are those horrible orange creatures"
Glurmo: "why those are the grunka lunkas they work here in the factory"
Professor: "tell them i hate them"

I think this may be the most-posted quote ever.

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Farnsworth: I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth! Suddenly I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork every three hours! And those jerks at social security stopped sending me cheques! Now I have to pay them!
Bender: I'm tired of your yapping. [He rides into the room on a motorbike and knocks over a table.] All you ever do is complain, you never try to make things better. Well I'm running away from this dead end family! I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas. There has to be!
Farnsworth: Fine, get going!
Bender: Oh I'm going! You're gonna be all "Where's Bender? I miss Bender!"
Farnsworth: We won't know that until you leave.
Bender: Oh, I'm leaving!
Farnsworth: There's the door.
[Bender thinks for a moment.]
Bender: I'll be good.

Sorry, but I for one don't see why that one quote from "Fry and the Slurm Factory" is so funny.

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I like how, as the series progresses, the Professer gets gradually more cruel.


Leela: "Hey, you know what might be a hoot?"
Professor: "No, why would I know that!?"

Fry: "What if Bender was really giant?"
Leela: "You idiot, we already saw that!"
Fry: "I know, I liked it, I want to see it again."
Professor: "We're not seeing it again, ask something less stupid!"

All that, in addition to telling everyone to shut up, and calling his employees idiots, makes Professor a mean son-of-a-gun.

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cant believe its been cancelled when you consider some of the crap on tv at the moment...we cant let this pure untapped comic genius disapear without a fight...i mean if saved by the bell can have 1000s of series 4 christs sakes! i urge everyone 2 write a 10 page letter to Fox containing only the words SAVE FUTURAMA over and over again

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A couple good ones...

Bender :(sarcastically)That activates my hilarity unit!

(Leela pours slurm down drain)
Fry:I could fit if i didn't have these damn arms!
(gnaws at arms)
(Fry and The Slurm Factory)

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sry if sumone put this but here goes.........

Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

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Lrrr: "Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female, struggling to succeed in a human male's world."
Brannigan: "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
Lrrr: "Silence!"

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From the same scene:

Ndnd: "McNeal, she wears miniskirts and is promiscuous."
Zapp: (intrigued) "Reeeaally."

Cartrdige bot: "Your mother."

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Leela: "I don't know what you did Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas."
Hermes: "I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this day."
Farnsworth: "Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. We have bigger problems."

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What episode is that in, canned eggs? It rings a bell, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

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It's from Time Keeps On Slippin'.

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Thanks Quote Nazi. 

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Professor: I don't have time for this. I have to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain!

It's funny cause he's old...

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Morbo: Morbo can't read his teleprompter..what's that letter that looks like a man wearing a hat?

Linda: It's a T, it goes 'tuh'

Morbo: Hello little man....I WILL DESTROY YOU!

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"Uh Oh he read the wrong name."
"Shhh, just play along like they did for Marrisa Tomei."

From the highly underrated episode That's Lobstertainment.

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Show spoiler

"Have you ever thought about turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

-Bender, Bender Should not Be Allowed on TV

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Mayor Poopenmayer: "Get that robot some more beer!"

Bender: "hmmm"

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I love, from the episode 'Fear of a Bot Planet', the endless series of 'silence!' at the start of every sentence, often inappropriately, from the robot elders.

It's already been said, but I love the reactions of the Professor and Leela to the Grunka Lunkas... partly because I agree with them, Oompah Loompahs aren't cute.  They're freaky.   

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"Go man, go!" -Bender, Parasites Lost and Anthology of Interest I

"My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came 2 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!" - Zoidberg, Anthology of Interest I

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The best one is probably from Bender.
In Fry and the Slurm Factory, "Shut the hell up!"

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Monique: Calculon!  But I thought you were--
Calculon: Egyptian?!

Calculon: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

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"You may be my evil half-brother, but there's no law against murdering the other half!"

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Nixon -> "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?"
Morbo -> "Belligerent and numerous."

Morbo is one of my favorite character

[Reply #588 on:]

Welcome to PEEL, French Morbo. 
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reply #589 on:]

thanks and don't forget "Kitten gives gazes"

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the best morbo ever has to be when hes arguing with his wife in 300 big boys

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I know this one has probably been done (if not to death) but it's so damn funny I wet my pants every time at zoidberg's expression as he says it....Roswell That Ends Well....

"I'm not hearing a nooooo" 

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Just watched Route of All Evil again:


Cubert: Hey dad, what useless contraption are you half-baking today?
Professor: Eh-wha? Oh, this is my latest invention. A device that lets anyone sound exactly like me.
Cubert (in the Professor's voice): Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt.
Professor: I am?! That's not good news at all, you little -
Cubert (still with Farnsworth's voice):Aah!

It's a lot funnier if you watch it.   

[Reply #593 on:]

What was it Bob Uecker said about the Mets?

"...the Mets close out a season that will rank among mankind's most awful crimes."

It's funny because it's true.
*sigh*

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bender and the look alike bender at u know.....were u see the girl robots.....

Fry:  "Uh, yeah, look at that exhaust fan!"
Flexo:  "Ehhwww!"
Bender:  "D'ahh!  Pervert!"

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"that steamed carrot was a little to spicey for me"

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Bender: "Mirrors reflecting mirrors? High-tech sorcery! Sorcery I say!"

- Obsoletely Fabulous

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Bender switches to King mode.

"Sorry I'm tardy old bean, I was just enjoying a tasty watercrest sandwhich"

Robot Mafia leader: "This guy's classier than I thought."

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That Guy: It's all about appearances.

It's not the funniest I know, but I used that line in my Master's Thesis about corporate identity and image so it's one of my favorites.    (I wanted my favorite show to be listed in the references of my thesis  )

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Dont you worry about <blank>, let ME worry about <blank>.

also, Fry's variation of it... 

I also would have accepted "Blank? BLANK!?"