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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Professor Farnsworth:"Good lord you're ugly!"
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HelpTheWretched
Crustacean
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All of my favourite lines come from Godfellas. It's the episode that got me hooked on the show.
Bender: Ah, the pity. Fated to drift through the void as gravity's plaything. O cruel fate, to be thusly boned; ask not for whom the bone bones! It bones for thee.
Bender: Oh my god! Are you.. God? Galactic Entity: Possible. I do feel compassion for all living things. My good chum. Bender: But why would God speak in binary? Unless, you're NOT God, but the remains of a computerized space probe that collided with God! Entity: That seems probable.
Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it? Entity: Yes. Bender: What if I do something different? Entity: Then I don't know that. Bender: Cool, cool...
Bender: You know, I was god once. Entity: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
Bender: Do you think what I did was wrong? Entity: Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do. Bender: Yeah, I know! That's why I asked if what I did was.. aw, forget it.
Not just some funny lines there, but some amazing creative insight!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Scruffy: When my plate's a spinnin', people start a grinnin'
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Zoidberg maybe
Crustacean
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Zapp: Kif, you had your toilet set to stun, not kill.
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Alex
Bending Unit
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Love's Labors Lost in Space
Kif: The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
Kif: The fatso says you're free to go. Fry: Really? Why? Kif: Why indeed?
I Dated a Robot
Bender (sounding like Archie Bunker): What is the world coming to? That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell ya! Dating a robot...it's an atrocomasy! Leela: But Fry's our friend, Bender. Bender: Aw geez, will you stifle there, meatbag?
Time Keeps on Slippin'
Fry: Psst! Leela! I set up a time-proof shelter in the closet. There's room for two, and you're the one I want to share it with. Leela: Fry, that's so sweet. Let me see. (She looks in) How exactly will this protect us from time jumps? Fry: 'Cause when we're together in here, baby, time will stand still. (Time jump, Fry has a black eye) Owww...!
Obsoletely Fabulous
Cartridge Unit: Side A – We’re a community of outdated robots who refused to upgrade and came here... (reverses the cartridge) Side B – To live a simpler existence, free of technology. Bender: A working cartridge unit? Wow! You guys went obsolete years ago! (Cartridge Unit takes a cartridge labeled “Snappy Response” and plugs it in) Cartridge Unit: Your mother.
Insane in the Mainframe
Malfunctioning Eddie: Pleased to meet you. Fry: Actually, we met once before. Malfunctioning Eddie: WHAT?! (Explodes)
The Route of all Evil
Bender: Aaah, beer. So many choices...and it makes so little difference. Fry: How about LoBrau? It has dots on it. Bender: Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot. Fry: I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody. Bender: Waaah, waaah! Baby wants a Zima!
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Bobby King
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #660 on: 09-15-2003 10:14 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2003 10:14 »
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Leela: Aahh, we, we got a... ah Fry: Thing! Leela: Yea... that - the game P.S hey, PEELcome Alex
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CheeseItGirl
Poppler
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Planet Express crew arriving for Leela's wedding (A Bicyclops Built For Two)... Bender:"It's a magical day!!" Personal fave
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CheeseItGirl
Poppler
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What about.... "Dammit Hermes, jump already!" "I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness!"
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DrZoidbergMD
Poppler
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Zoidberg: Did you see me escaping? I was all like 'whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!'"
Lur: "One of the days....one of these days! Pow! Zoom! Straight to Ormicron Persei Nine!!!"
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Marius
Poppler
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Bender: "Oh..Your...GOD!" From: "Amazon Woman in the Mood" I just looooooooove that Bender! Also, the commantary on "The Luck of the Fryrish" Season 3, is so cooool! Nobody cares, nobody careeees!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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(from memory, not word for word) Professor: You look wonderful, Leela. Leela: (with totally messed up make-up) Thanx! Professor: Insidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso
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Jamesbondcja
Professor
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This isnt another scam to get free yamacas(sp)
Its all I could think of, oh well.
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Mouse On Venus
Liquid Emperor
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Professor: They cut out the bee sting scene! *makes bee noises* OHHHH!!! DXC: Hey, the Professor's here, how'd he get here? Professor: Magic! I'm sitting here naked with a tin foil hat on! John DiMaggio: *laughs hysterically* Professor: Who-hoopee! From the "A Pharoah To Remember" commentary, which is probably the funniest of the cast get-togethers on DVD.
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