Best Futurama Quotes

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need help from u guys again cant be bothered 2 watch through my 3 series on DVDs so was just wondering what episode fry says "right gottcha...... magic" when the prof explains something scientifically to him...just episode title needed but accurate quote would be welcome 2 thanx   

Just remembered yey im TOTP! 

[Reply #521 on:]

It's from "When aliens attack"

[Reply #522 on:]

thanx Gocad do u know the exact quote by any chance or roughly how it goes?

[Reply #523 on:]

Also just remembered one from the episode i watched last nite....fry decides 2 spend his whole 300 bucks tax rebate on coffee... Bender asks fry if he is ok cause he looks "kinda greasy" and fry replies "yeh i couldnt sleep last night not because of coffee...insomia..i couldnt stop thinking of coffee

[Reply #524 on:]

I think was something like this:

Fry: Got it, magic.

[Reply #525 on:]

thanx Gocad ur a star   

also talking of stars how do u get more by ur name ?

[Reply #526 on:]

Farnsworth: "Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away, so the electromagnetic waves would just recently have gotten there.  You see-"
Fry: "Magic.  Got it."

But the best line from that episode is:
Lrrr: "Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female, struggling to succeed in a human male's world."
Brannigan: "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
Lrrr: "Silence!"

And to get more stars by your name, just keep posting.  Like that beautiful double post above.

[Reply #527 on:]

Dr Zoidberg
A Medical Corporation

[Reply #528 on:]

zarbfoid: You get more stars by posting more, just don't start posting for the hell of it to get them though.  Also, don't double post, use the edit button and try not to use little "u" as you and "2" as two, etc.  Those are really annoying.  Thank you.

[Reply #529 on:]

All that Zapp 2 Kif with the rock, scissors and paper thing.

"Kif, we have a conundrum"

[Reply #530 on:]

Xmpels is one of my favourites but i also like the slightly odd ones, I think it was war is the h word when fry says
"That dog wont bark monsignor" and from hell is other robots
fry "i know big vinnie said he was giving me the kiss of death but i still think he is gay"
leela "did he use hos tongue?"
fry "a little"

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Three things from "The day the earth stood stupid

1.
Fry: Looks like this planet is next in line
Leela: That´s earth [Pause] The planet we live on?
Fry: I´d hate to be those guys.

2.
Hermes: Whats got into him, he´s twitching like Zoidburg when you say "food"
Zoidburg: Hiiiiii hiiiii haaaaa what now?

3.
Bender: 500 Dollars you say?
Zoidburg: Dog food you say?

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Hermes: Dating your ex Fry! Have you lost all self respect?
Fry: All what?

[Reply #533 on:]

I was sitting on the bus today, thinking and (I'm quite tall by the way) and there was just a pause in all mental activity and I looked at my hands, and then I just thought: My Hands Are Huuuge. I laughed so loud.

[Reply #534 on:]

Heh, did everyone get scared?

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Leela: Stop!  It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine!

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Fry:Hey, look, we're under the mistletoe...

Fry and Leela go to Kiss, but are interupted by,

Santa:Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

Bushariffic!

I also like, "I'm gonna' shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be caughing up diomands!"

[Reply #537 on:]

 

Originally posted by aussie dude:"That dog wont bark monsignor"

It is War is the H Word.
"Full price for gum?  That dog won't hunt, Monsignor."
And I say that every day.  It's brilliant.

[Reply #538 on:]

You and me both Canned eggs, you and me both.

"You have the courage of a hero, and breath as fresh as a summer ham."

[Reply #539 on:]

Theu're not evil, but dont be confused, they are jerks!

[Reply #540 on:]

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!" 

[Reply #541 on:]

God: You've got to use a light touch; like a pickpocket or a safecracker.

Bender: Or a guy that burns down a bar for the insurance money.

God: Yes. If he makes it look like an electrical thing.

[Reply #542 on:]

Probably wasnt a good idea to to call yourself that. You may find yourself automatically banned.
Welcome back anyway.

[Reply #543 on:]

I'm not the same dude just trying to give this avatar a good name thanx

[Reply #544 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
Heh, did everyone get scared?

There was definate backing away from me   

[Reply #545 on:]

From "The Problem With Popplers":

Leela: Well, it's a type M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.

[Reply #546 on:]

I just watched When Aliens Attack again earlier today. Some excellent Zapp quotes...

"The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... check mate..." 

[Reply #547 on:]

one of my favs,

Zapp: "spare me your space-age techno babble Atila the Hun"  i love that one!

[Reply #548 on:]

Lrrr: "that is why we should respect all living things, big and small."
Bender: "And in this case small.  Woooo."
~Spanish Fry (sorry for it being inaccurate)

[Reply #549 on:]

A Tale of Two Santas
Judge Whitey:
"Whereas I have a ham dinner with mayonnaise waiting for me back at my mansion, I find the defendant guilty as charged."

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Lrrr:"i think i'll have Fry's lower-horn jerked."

[Reply #551 on:]

It's used to it.

[Reply #552 on:]

wooooooo!

[Reply #553 on:]

Mr Wong: "Who gonna save us? One-Eye? Lobster-Mooch? Drunken-Garbage-Can?"

[Reply #554 on:]

Oh, jeez - how could I have forgotten?

Bender: "I've been perusing your fortified wine list, and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight, the '57 Chateau Partey, and the '66 Thunderschevitz."
Sommelier: "Exquisite choices, sir."
Bender: "And...mix them all together in a big jug."

[Reply #555 on:]

Bender: "Now, you say you're off to see the professor, cause I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement."

(3ACV18 - Anthology of Interest II)

[Reply #556 on:]

Fry: "I'm glad global warming never happened."
Leela: "Actually it did, but nuclear winter cancelled it out."

I laughed at that for like 10 minutes!

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From Parasites Lost:

Professor: If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them!
Hermes: I call it Caribbean Drano.

(Ok, I'm immature, sue me) 

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Fry: "Leela look! It's our nebula, everytime I look up at it i'll always remember the time when we almost---(Nebula gets sucked up by black hole) oh, nevermind."

[Reply #559 on:]

Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender: "Your mama, now shut up and drag me to work!"