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TOSprops
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Can't remember exaclty but went something like this
Amy and Fry are in a bar and people are all around dancing with big hula hoops. Fry: I like the rings. I think they are cool. Amy: They aren't cool they are stupid. That is why they are cool. Australian guy: Did he say he thinks the rings are cool? Amy: No. He said they were stupid. Australian guy: Coooool!
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Jax
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« Reply #684 on: 10-09-2003 16:07 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2003 16:07 »
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Sorry if these have been said before but this thread is way too long! And do i look like a person who is not lazy? So deal with it, ok? Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" "alright look... our policy is for any reason you are not compleatly satisfied...i hate you." Fry: "Come on Bender its up to you to make you're oun decions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals and animal robots." Bender: "You're full of crap Fry!" *gets zapped by electrical thingy* "You make a persuasive argument Fry!" I love those!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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The Professor: "Who is it, Hermes? Is it visitors? I want to meet them." Hermes: "It's nobody! Now sign that will I gave you."
Have I posted this one before? Oh, well here goes:
Leela: "Fry, if I drop dead from exhaustion make sure my body freezes in a dignified position. None of that huddled over for warmth crap!"
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SubPar_Penguin
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Lucy Lui: oh fry, you're as romantic as the stars, and the sky, and the POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 37 NOT FOUND.
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SubPar_Penguin
Crustacean
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That guy: my only regret is that i have ..... bonitis
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1 of the gang
Starship Captain
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« Reply #696 on: 11-28-2003 01:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2003 00:00 »
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Spanish Fry: Fry: Bigfoot? Is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot! I see through the monster coating to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go *coo, coo*. But in the end they shoot you. But you teach us about things.
Obsoletely Fabulous: Speaker: And now, the woman who mom-opolizes the robot industry... Fry: I get it! Speaker: Mom! Fry: Oh...now I get it.
300 Big Boys: Bender: You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You've been up all night? Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap." *snores* Coffee time! Bender: *gets cigar out* Ah, mighty fine smokable. Fry: Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! (I wish I had that much coffee...I love coffee)
Bend Her: Coilette: Zoidypoo, please tell me frilly is in this year. Zoidberg: I saw a frilly cake in here you'd remember all your life! I know I will. Late at night it haunts me with its frosted beauty. Order the cake, dammit!
Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV: Bender: And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings: Fry: That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Bender: Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat.
(There's one other qutoe that Bender says in some episode but I can't think of it at the moment.If I do think of it I'll come back and post it. *wink* )
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Pharaoh edel
Poppler
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"Thats little Bender your talking about, I can't cut it off. Your not a robot or a man so you wouldn't understand." -I,Roommate
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Why aren't you working? ...I meant yourself to death.
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Donbot
Bending Unit
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« Reply #708 on: 12-15-2003 01:20 »
« Last Edit on: 12-15-2003 01:20 »
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Here's some more classics: tonights episode of choice... The Honking: "May I suggest some make-up? It just so happens I have my Mary Kay sample case." Robot Ghost: Come Bender. You'll like being dead. Bender: That's what they said about being alive. [Edited due to deleted scenes] "To my loyal butler I leave pitnce to be payed back in the form of a 1/6 of a pintce each. Butler: I spent [insert #] years buff'n dat mans arss. Always 'buff muy arss! Buff muy arss! How I loved buff'n dat mans ass. Gahuhuh(crying). To my nephew who never knew the value of a dollar, I leave my $(I forget certain amounts) fortune. Nephew: Is that a lot? And to Bender, I leave my mansion. Bender: Oh boy. Let's stay there tonight. On condition that he spends one night within its walls. Bender: Awww..there's always a catch!" "Thug 1: I don't know which I love more. Smashin cars or smashin bodies? Thug 2: Lucky you don't hafta decide tonight. Now come on. We've got church tomorrow." Calculon: The windshield wipers from that car that played Nightrider. Fry: Wait. Nightrider wasn't evil. Calculon: Its windshield wipers were. Wasn't mentioned very much in the show.' Leela: Oh no. There's no exaust pipe. Project Satan: That's right. Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor. The most evil propulsion system..ever concieved! That's all outta me. By the way, I urge you all to visit this really neat site. You know you wanna. Tell everyone you know about how fun it is and how they should join in on it. http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1869881
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Jish
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #709 on: 12-19-2003 23:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-19-2003 23:34 »
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Here's some of my favorites. Be warned, many are paraphrased, and I don't know all the episode names.
Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them! (Fry and the Slurm Factory)
Farnsworth: Good news everyone! tomorrow, You're all going to Ebola 5, the disease planet! somebody: Why not today? Farnsworth: Because tonight is the scientist convention, and I want all of you to be alive! Bender: sounds boring. Farnsworth: Oh my, yes. (The garbage ball ep)
Bender: I'm getting a treatment, and damn the expense! *later, sees Gypsy machine. Costs 25 cents.* Damn the expense! (The Honking)
Nibblonian: You are the most important being in the whole universe! Fry: ... oh snap! (The Why of Fry)
Bender: (after falling through roof of church) Mee! (Hell is other Robots)
Bender: I don't see anyone kissing my ass! Zoidberg: All right, I'm coming! (not sure, I Second that Emotion I think.)
Leela: ...command over sea creatures... Fry: Zoidberg, come in here! Zoidberg: Screw you! (Less than Hero)
singers: Super King, Clobberella, and all the rest! (Less than Hero)
Poopenmeyer: ...an elephant who never forgets.. to kill! And a seldom-used crab named Lucky that goes by the nickname, Citizen Snips. (Less than hero again, I like this episode as you can see)
Edit: The last post reminds me of this one.
Calculon: Well, he's either in Paris, or much more likely, in that very same factory he was made.
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nipplehigh
Crustacean
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Love and Rocket:
Leela: Doesn't it bother you even a little, to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust? Bender: Aaaahahahahahahaha [Leela takes a disturbed look at bender] Bender: Oh wait.. you're serious.. let me laugh even harder.. Bender: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The devil's hands are idle playthings:
Bender: You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes. Aaaaahahahahaha
War is the H word:
Zapp: As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise.... SURPRISE!
Zapp: Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service. Tha young man feels me with hope... and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me.
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nipplehigh
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and a few more that made me fell of my chair..
Bender should not be allowed on TV:
Monique: Calculon! But I thought you were... Calculon: Egyptian?
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The Farnsworth Parabox:
Farnsworth: Buddha, Zeus, God.. one of you guys.. do something. Heeelp.. Satan.. you owe me!
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The_Real_Bender
Crustacean
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Its not really a quote but i love the bit where Fry, Leela and Bender go to the grave yard in "Luck of the Fryfish" and Fry and Leela salute the guards and Bender does it and hits himself in the head with the shovel. Hilerious!!!
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the real amy
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Hey guys!
I'm new so please excuse my shocking post etiquette, but anyway...gotta love:
Leela: (about Zapp) Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that bbefore or after you slept with him?
Zapp :(singing and wiggling hips) Leeeeeelllllaaa! Lee Lee Leeeellllaa!
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Gleno
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by 1 of the gang: I Just keep getting more and more ideas! I'm chalk full of 'em!
The ironing is delicious....! I believe it's CHOCK full....heh
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